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1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

2. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.

3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

6. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

7. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

9. Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had a broken lead.

10. Why did the volleyball go to the library? To spike some knowledge.

11. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It was feeling sour.

12. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To get to the high notes.

13. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.

14. Why was the baseball stadium hot after the game? All the fans left.

15. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.

16. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

17. Why did the grape feel alone? Because all its vine friends were gone.

18. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."

19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.

20. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

21. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner."

22. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

23. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.

24. Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was two-tired.

25. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

26. How do bees get to school? They take the school buzz.

27. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

28. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.

29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

30. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.

31. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

32. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

33. What did one toilet say to the other? "You look flushed."

34. Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

35. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

36. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

37. Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had drumsticks.

38. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

39. Why did the owl go to the doctor? It had a hoot in its throat.

40. Why did the pepper join the orchestra? To play in the salsa band.

41. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.

42. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.

43. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A do-you-think-he-saurus.

44. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

45. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

46. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

47. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.

48. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

49. Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.

50. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
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