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1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
6. What do you call a fake rock? Sham-rock.
7. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
10. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all day? A dino-snore.
11. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sophis-fish-cated.
12. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
13. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipses it.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
16. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
19. Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
20. What do you call a belt that's a watch? A waist of time.
21. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.
22. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. What do you call a bear that's been hit by lightning? A shock-a-bear.
25. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
26. What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? An ice-hole.
27. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
28. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
29. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.
30. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
31. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sophis-fish-cated.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. What do you call a snobbish prisoner? A Cell-fish.
34. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
35. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
36. Why did the cereal go to the doctor? It was feeling soggy.
37. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake.
38. What do you call a snowman that's been run over by a car? Slushy.
39. Why was the scarecrow sad? He didn't have the brains to go south with the birds.
40. What do you call a fish that's left its scales behind? Unscaled.
41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
42. Why did the candle quit his job? It didn't get a raise for years.
43. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
44. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
45. What did one banana say to the other banana? Nothing, bananas can't talk.
46. What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
47. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
48. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
49. What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrr.
50. What do you call a cat that likes to go bowling? An alley cat.
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
6. What do you call a fake rock? Sham-rock.
7. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
10. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all day? A dino-snore.
11. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sophis-fish-cated.
12. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
13. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipses it.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
16. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
19. Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
20. What do you call a belt that's a watch? A waist of time.
21. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.
22. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. What do you call a bear that's been hit by lightning? A shock-a-bear.
25. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
26. What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? An ice-hole.
27. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
28. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
29. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.
30. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
31. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sophis-fish-cated.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. What do you call a snobbish prisoner? A Cell-fish.
34. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
35. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
36. Why did the cereal go to the doctor? It was feeling soggy.
37. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake.
38. What do you call a snowman that's been run over by a car? Slushy.
39. Why was the scarecrow sad? He didn't have the brains to go south with the birds.
40. What do you call a fish that's left its scales behind? Unscaled.
41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
42. Why did the candle quit his job? It didn't get a raise for years.
43. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
44. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
45. What did one banana say to the other banana? Nothing, bananas can't talk.
46. What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
47. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
48. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
49. What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrr.
50. What do you call a cat that likes to go bowling? An alley cat.