More Than 60, Less Than 70 Riddle
I am more than 60 and less than 70. I am an even number. I am the next number in this pattern: 65, 64, 63, ___. What am I?
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You Say My Name When Counting By 2's & 10's
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The Next Number Riddle
I am an odd number. I am more than 50. I am the next number in this pattern: 65, 63, 61, ___. What am I?
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Greater Than 51 Less Than 53
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Halfway To 100
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My Name Rhymes With 11
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Between 38 And 40 Riddle
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Count By 10's Riddle
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A Teens Number Riddle
I am a teens number. I am more than 13. I am the next number in this pattern: 10, 12, 14, ___. What am I?
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1. What do you call a middle school math class with no windows? Algebraic Alcatraz.
2. Why did the science teacher break up with the history teacher? They had no chemistry.
3. Why did the English teacher want to be a bird? So she could Proper-fly.
4. What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock? Time tables.
5. Why did the social studies teacher assign homework during winter break? Because he wanted to make the history books a little bit cooler.
6. Why did the art teacher break up with the music teacher? She couldn't handle his heavy metal.
7. What do you call an absent-minded science teacher? A lab-catastrophe.
8. Why did the gym teacher get a flat tire? He was trying to pump some iron.
9. Why did the history teacher make up a story about a haunted school? To spook her students.
10. What do you get when you cross a Spanish teacher and a math teacher? A calculator with upside-down numbers.
11. Why did the science teacher turn into a fish? She got caught up in the river of knowledge.
12. What do you get when you cross a gym teacher and a music teacher? Jazz-a-cise.
13. Why did the geography teacher go on vacation to the North Pole? To get a break from the South side of things.
14. What do you call a math teacher who loves to dance? A geometree.
15. Why did the PE teacher do well in bowling? Because he was good at striking.
16. How did one math teacher propose to the other math teacher? By getting down on one trig knee.
17. Why did the English teacher make her students write about Shakespeare in the rain? So they could understand the depths of her despair.
18. Why did the science teacher walk around with a zip-lock bag? She wanted to store a specimen of her own species.
19. What do you get when you cross a geometry teacher and a chef? Tangent Pie.
20. Why did the art teacher always wear a smock? To cover up her brush with the law.
21. Why did the music teacher switch to the tuba? It was the brass thing to do.
22. What's the password to the teacher's lounge? "Frida Kahlo" spelled backwards.
23. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What happened when the science teacher got mad at her students? She turned into a boiling point.
25. Why did the geography teacher throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
26. What do you get when you cross a French teacher and a history teacher? The Revolution-inator.
27. Why did the art teacher refuse to use pencils? She was a strict ink pen dualist.
28. Why did the game of dodgeball leave the gym? It had too many unsportsmanlike conduct violations.
29. What do you call a math teacher who can't do fractions? Imp-ractically zero.
30. Why did the science teacher always wear goggles? To keep her pupils dilated.
31. Why did the English teacher try to start a band with her students? She needed more pun-ctuation.
32. Why did the gym teacher start coaching soccer? Because he was tired of always calling a foul.
33. What do you get when you cross a history teacher and a travel agent? A time traveler's guide to the past.
34. Why did the art teacher refuse to work with clay? She was a plaster supremacist.
35. Why did the science teacher switch to teaching biology? She was tired of always being asked about the weather.
36. What do you get when you cross a gym teacher and a history teacher? The Cardio Crusades.
37. Why did the English teacher write a book about a haunted typewriter? So her students could learn about comma-nion with the dead.
38. Why did the math book always have so many chapters? Because it wanted to add up to something big.
39. What do you get when you cross a science teacher and a farmer? Crop-synthesis.
40. Why did the music teacher keep talking to trees? She was trying to find the root of her sol problems.
41. Why did the geography teacher go on a trip through the desert? To add some heat to her lesson plans.
42. What do you call a history teacher who loves to go on adventures? The Ex-patriot.
43. Why did the art teacher switch to teaching about street art? She was a Banksy apologist.
44. Why did the math teacher keep reciting the number pi? He was irrational.
45. What do you get when you cross a science teacher and a weatherman? Forecasting the Future.
46. Why did the history teacher refuse to teach about the Civil War? He didn't want it to turn into a battlefield.
47. Why did the gym teacher refuse to run a marathon? It was way too cross-country.
48. What do you get when you cross a geography teacher and a rock climber? A topographical trekker.
49. Why did the math book break up with the history book? There were too many arguments about which came first: numbers or words?
50. What do you call a science teacher who's really into astrology? The Faraday Fortune Teller.
1. What do you call a middle school math class with no windows? Algebraic Alcatraz.
2. Why did the science teacher break up with the history teacher? They had no chemistry.
3. Why did the English teacher want to be a bird? So she could Proper-fly.
4. What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock? Time tables.
5. Why did the social studies teacher assign homework during winter break? Because he wanted to make the history books a little bit cooler.
6. Why did the art teacher break up with the music teacher? She couldn't handle his heavy metal.
7. What do you call an absent-minded science teacher? A lab-catastrophe.
8. Why did the gym teacher get a flat tire? He was trying to pump some iron.
9. Why did the history teacher make up a story about a haunted school? To spook her students.
10. What do you get when you cross a Spanish teacher and a math teacher? A calculator with upside-down numbers.
11. Why did the science teacher turn into a fish? She got caught up in the river of knowledge.
12. What do you get when you cross a gym teacher and a music teacher? Jazz-a-cise.
13. Why did the geography teacher go on vacation to the North Pole? To get a break from the South side of things.
14. What do you call a math teacher who loves to dance? A geometree.
15. Why did the PE teacher do well in bowling? Because he was good at striking.
16. How did one math teacher propose to the other math teacher? By getting down on one trig knee.
17. Why did the English teacher make her students write about Shakespeare in the rain? So they could understand the depths of her despair.
18. Why did the science teacher walk around with a zip-lock bag? She wanted to store a specimen of her own species.
19. What do you get when you cross a geometry teacher and a chef? Tangent Pie.
20. Why did the art teacher always wear a smock? To cover up her brush with the law.
21. Why did the music teacher switch to the tuba? It was the brass thing to do.
22. What's the password to the teacher's lounge? "Frida Kahlo" spelled backwards.
23. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What happened when the science teacher got mad at her students? She turned into a boiling point.
25. Why did the geography teacher throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
26. What do you get when you cross a French teacher and a history teacher? The Revolution-inator.
27. Why did the art teacher refuse to use pencils? She was a strict ink pen dualist.
28. Why did the game of dodgeball leave the gym? It had too many unsportsmanlike conduct violations.
29. What do you call a math teacher who can't do fractions? Imp-ractically zero.
30. Why did the science teacher always wear goggles? To keep her pupils dilated.
31. Why did the English teacher try to start a band with her students? She needed more pun-ctuation.
32. Why did the gym teacher start coaching soccer? Because he was tired of always calling a foul.
33. What do you get when you cross a history teacher and a travel agent? A time traveler's guide to the past.
34. Why did the art teacher refuse to work with clay? She was a plaster supremacist.
35. Why did the science teacher switch to teaching biology? She was tired of always being asked about the weather.
36. What do you get when you cross a gym teacher and a history teacher? The Cardio Crusades.
37. Why did the English teacher write a book about a haunted typewriter? So her students could learn about comma-nion with the dead.
38. Why did the math book always have so many chapters? Because it wanted to add up to something big.
39. What do you get when you cross a science teacher and a farmer? Crop-synthesis.
40. Why did the music teacher keep talking to trees? She was trying to find the root of her sol problems.
41. Why did the geography teacher go on a trip through the desert? To add some heat to her lesson plans.
42. What do you call a history teacher who loves to go on adventures? The Ex-patriot.
43. Why did the art teacher switch to teaching about street art? She was a Banksy apologist.
44. Why did the math teacher keep reciting the number pi? He was irrational.
45. What do you get when you cross a science teacher and a weatherman? Forecasting the Future.
46. Why did the history teacher refuse to teach about the Civil War? He didn't want it to turn into a battlefield.
47. Why did the gym teacher refuse to run a marathon? It was way too cross-country.
48. What do you get when you cross a geography teacher and a rock climber? A topographical trekker.
49. Why did the math book break up with the history book? There were too many arguments about which came first: numbers or words?
50. What do you call a science teacher who's really into astrology? The Faraday Fortune Teller.