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1. Why did the airplane start a fight? Because it had a lot of baggage.

2. What did the ostrich say to the airplane? I can't fly, but I can run really fast.

3. Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport? To reach new heights.

4. What do you call a bird that never takes off? A grounded fowl.

5. Why do eagles prefer to fly over the sea? Because it's a good plaice to be.

6. What do pilots eat when they're flying? Plane food.

7. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for a ride.

8. What do you call an airplane that can't stop talking? A chatter-plane.

9. Why did the airplane go to the doctor? It had a terminal illness.

10. What do you call a group of planes that fly together? A flock of winged wonders.

11. Why do planes have lights on their tails? So they can find their way in the dark.

12. What do you call a bird that can't fly? A walkie-talkie.

13. Why did the jet fly backwards? It wanted to see where it had been.

14. What do you call a plane that's gone missing? A UFOO (unidentified flying object overdue).

15. Why did the plane break up with his girlfriend? She was always plane crazy.

16. What do you call a plane that's had too much to drink? A hammered head.

17. Why do planes always land on the ground? Because they can't land on water.

18. What do you call a plane that's always complaining? A whine-a-plane.

19. Why did the airplane visit a psychiatrist? It was having a mid-air crisis.

20. What do you call an airplane that's not funny? Un-air-comedic.

21. Why do airplanes need wings? So they can fly over the head of slow-moving traffic.

22. What do you call a pilot that doesn't know how to fly? A glider-man.

23. Why don't airplanes ever get tired? They always have a lot of alti-tude (altitude).

24. Why did the helicopter go to the gym? To get rotor-fit.

25. What do you call a group of astronauts that like to dance? The moon-walkers.

26. Why did the plane get a ticket? It was parked in a no-fly zone.

27. What do you call an airplane that's in love? Heli-cute.

28. Why do pilots hate flying at night? They always tend to wing it.

29. What do you call an airplane that can't make up its mind? An indeci-pie-lot.

30. Why did the airplane get sick? It had a nose cone-estion.

31. What do you call a plane that's really happy? Air-buoyant.

32. Why did the airplane cross the road? To get to the other runway.

33. What do you call a bird that's really good at flying? A flyer-cious feat.

34. Why did the airplane fly over a cornfield? It wanted to see the ear-o-planes.

35. What do you call an airplane that's afraid of heights? A low-flier.

36. Why did the airplane play basketball? It wanted to score some air-balls.

37. What do you call an airplane in a tie? An aerodapper.

38. Why did the plane go to the tailor? To get a new wing-suit.

39. What do you call an airplane dressed in fur? A p-lush-ter.

40. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? She was always jet-setting around.

41. What do you call an airplane that's just taking things one day at a time? Casual-fly.

42. Why did the airplane get in trouble in math class? It kept carrying pi to the wrong decimal.

43. What do you call an airplane with a bad attitude? A dis-air-ray.

44. Why did the airplane take a sewing class? To learn how to stitch in time when a turbulence pops up.

45. What do you call an airplane that's always outside? An open-skies aircraft.

46. Why did the airplane go to the dentist? To get a flight cleaning.

47. What do you call an airplane with a long neck? A neck-plane.

48. Why did the airplane take out an insurance policy? To keep flying high in case of a tail-spin.

49. What do you call a plane that's really into meditation? Zen-air.

50. Why did the airplane visit the chiropractor? To get its wings and joints adjusted.
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