ALICE IN WONDERLAND RIDDLES

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1. Why did the Cheshire Cat have bad vision? Because it refused to wear caterpillar-rect glasses.



2. How did Alice react when she saw the White Rabbit's clock? She had a hare-raising experience!



3. Why was the Mad Hatter so obsessed with tea? Because he was steeped in tradition.



4. How did the Queen of Hearts get so good at croquet? She had a royal flush!



5. Why did the Dodo bird give Alice a hard time? Because he was a bird-brain.



6. What did the Caterpillar say when Alice asked for advice on mushrooms? "You're out of your toadstool!"



7. How did Alice know the White Queen was bad news? She gave her a royal wave, but she didn't wave back.



8. Why did the March Hare cross the road? To get to the tea party on the other side.



9. What did the Gryphon say when Alice asked him what he was? "I'm half lion and half eagle. So... Gryffindor and Ravenclaw?"



10. Why did Alice always carry a hairbrush? She liked to have her hare styled.