Aliens Eating Candy Riddle
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Extraterrestrial Flower Riddle
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Visiting Aliens Riddle
You are an alien that is visiting the Earth. Though you know the English language, you do not understand it. What day would you consider the following:
1.Payday
2. People cook on this day
1.Payday
2. People cook on this day
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Monday would be payday because it contains the first part of MONey. People would of course cook on Friday day because You FRI things when you cook. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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With Three Eyes Riddle
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Alien Music Riddle
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1. Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too earthbound.
2. How do aliens keep fit? They rocket!
3. What do you call an alien that doesn't know how to swim? A Martian!
4. What did the alien chef say when its dish was too salty? It needed a little more "saltitude."
5. Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the UFO on the other side.
6. What did the alien say when it landed on Earth? "Take me to your litter!"
7. How do aliens make phone calls? Intergalactic roaming!
8. Why did the alien invade the bakery? It was craving some space cakes.
9. What does an alien say when it's surprised? "Oh my stars and planets!"
10. How do aliens communicate with each other? They use their antennae-phones!
11. Why did the alien visit the gym? To pump 'me up!
12. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An extrater-triple!
13. Why did the aliens go to the museum? To learn about their own planet!
14. How do aliens travel long distances? They spacescoot!
15. What did the alien say when it saw humans using televisions? "Hey, they've got a planet-view!"
16. What do you call an alien with no hair? Bald-axian!
17. Why do aliens think Earthlings are crazy? Because they have two heads (the head and the cellphone)!
18. What did the alien say after it crashed into a tree? "Sorry, I was just looking for a little UFO-shade."
19. How do aliens tell jokes? They use their "humorinous" glands!
20. Why did the alien call the doctor? Because it was feeling a little space-sick!
21. What do you call an alien with a great sense of humor? Roswell-laugh-ian!
22. Why did the alien go to art school? To learn how to draw out-of-this-world pictures!
23. What did the alien say when it saw a human drinking coffee? "Hey, is that a rocket fuel latte?"
24. How do you get an alien's attention? You shout, "Hey, to infinity and beyond!"
25. Why did the alien go to the library? To borrow some "space"-books!
26. What do you call an alien that likes to hit the dance floor? A cosmic-groover!
27. Why did the alien visit the farmer's market? To get some fresh crop-circles!
28. How do aliens study history? They use their "time"-scopes!
29. What did the alien say about the human's gaming skills? "Whoa, they've got some out-of-this-world hand-eye coordination!"
30. Why do aliens like to play practical jokes? They love to pull the ET-prank-ster!
31. What did the alien say when it saw a human's wardrobe? "Whoa, they've got some interstellar style!"
32. How do aliens handle bad weather? They put on their UFO-RAIN-jackets!
33. What do you call a group of aliens on vacation? Intergalactic-tour-misters!
34. Why did the alien join a book club? To read "out-of-this-world" literature!
35. What did the alien say when it saw a human swimming? "Hey, they're a "swim-ius" kind of creature!"
36. How do aliens stay informed about the news? They read the "gazette"-ellite!
37. What do you call an alien that likes to travel on foot? A "walker"-ian!
38. Why did the alien visit the carnival? To take a ride on the space-rollercoaster!
39. How do aliens stay healthy? They eat their "planet-super"-foods!
40. What did the alien say when it tasted human cuisine? "Hmm, this is quite a "taste-of-the-world" experience."
41. What do you call an alien that likes to shop? A "buy"-zoid!
42. Why did the alien go to the football game? To cheer on its favorite team, the "cosmos-creamers"!
43. How do aliens keep their spaceships clean? They use a "wax-on, wax-off" maneuver!
44. What did the alien say when it saw a human running? "Wow, they've got some serious "speed-of-a-light-year" skills!"
45. Why did the alien join a choir? To learn how to sing "out-of-this-world" melodies!
46. How do aliens experience a fever? They get a "meteor"-temperature!
47. What do you call an alien that is good at telling jokes? A "comedy"-ian!
48. Why did the alien go to the amusement park? To ride the "UFO-scrambler"!
49. How do aliens get the party started? They "laser"-blast some music!
50. What did the alien say when it saw a human reading a book? "Wow, they've got some serious "star"-intelligence!"
1. Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too earthbound.
2. How do aliens keep fit? They rocket!
3. What do you call an alien that doesn't know how to swim? A Martian!
4. What did the alien chef say when its dish was too salty? It needed a little more "saltitude."
5. Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the UFO on the other side.
6. What did the alien say when it landed on Earth? "Take me to your litter!"
7. How do aliens make phone calls? Intergalactic roaming!
8. Why did the alien invade the bakery? It was craving some space cakes.
9. What does an alien say when it's surprised? "Oh my stars and planets!"
10. How do aliens communicate with each other? They use their antennae-phones!
11. Why did the alien visit the gym? To pump 'me up!
12. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An extrater-triple!
13. Why did the aliens go to the museum? To learn about their own planet!
14. How do aliens travel long distances? They spacescoot!
15. What did the alien say when it saw humans using televisions? "Hey, they've got a planet-view!"
16. What do you call an alien with no hair? Bald-axian!
17. Why do aliens think Earthlings are crazy? Because they have two heads (the head and the cellphone)!
18. What did the alien say after it crashed into a tree? "Sorry, I was just looking for a little UFO-shade."
19. How do aliens tell jokes? They use their "humorinous" glands!
20. Why did the alien call the doctor? Because it was feeling a little space-sick!
21. What do you call an alien with a great sense of humor? Roswell-laugh-ian!
22. Why did the alien go to art school? To learn how to draw out-of-this-world pictures!
23. What did the alien say when it saw a human drinking coffee? "Hey, is that a rocket fuel latte?"
24. How do you get an alien's attention? You shout, "Hey, to infinity and beyond!"
25. Why did the alien go to the library? To borrow some "space"-books!
26. What do you call an alien that likes to hit the dance floor? A cosmic-groover!
27. Why did the alien visit the farmer's market? To get some fresh crop-circles!
28. How do aliens study history? They use their "time"-scopes!
29. What did the alien say about the human's gaming skills? "Whoa, they've got some out-of-this-world hand-eye coordination!"
30. Why do aliens like to play practical jokes? They love to pull the ET-prank-ster!
31. What did the alien say when it saw a human's wardrobe? "Whoa, they've got some interstellar style!"
32. How do aliens handle bad weather? They put on their UFO-RAIN-jackets!
33. What do you call a group of aliens on vacation? Intergalactic-tour-misters!
34. Why did the alien join a book club? To read "out-of-this-world" literature!
35. What did the alien say when it saw a human swimming? "Hey, they're a "swim-ius" kind of creature!"
36. How do aliens stay informed about the news? They read the "gazette"-ellite!
37. What do you call an alien that likes to travel on foot? A "walker"-ian!
38. Why did the alien visit the carnival? To take a ride on the space-rollercoaster!
39. How do aliens stay healthy? They eat their "planet-super"-foods!
40. What did the alien say when it tasted human cuisine? "Hmm, this is quite a "taste-of-the-world" experience."
41. What do you call an alien that likes to shop? A "buy"-zoid!
42. Why did the alien go to the football game? To cheer on its favorite team, the "cosmos-creamers"!
43. How do aliens keep their spaceships clean? They use a "wax-on, wax-off" maneuver!
44. What did the alien say when it saw a human running? "Wow, they've got some serious "speed-of-a-light-year" skills!"
45. Why did the alien join a choir? To learn how to sing "out-of-this-world" melodies!
46. How do aliens experience a fever? They get a "meteor"-temperature!
47. What do you call an alien that is good at telling jokes? A "comedy"-ian!
48. Why did the alien go to the amusement park? To ride the "UFO-scrambler"!
49. How do aliens get the party started? They "laser"-blast some music!
50. What did the alien say when it saw a human reading a book? "Wow, they've got some serious "star"-intelligence!"