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The Great Wall Riddle

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China
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Pandas And Bamboo Riddle

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China
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Found In The East Riddle

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Asia
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Contains China And Japan Riddle

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Asia
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A Continent With Great Food Riddle

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Asia
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Japanese Ship Thief Riddle

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The thief is the Sri Lankan seaman. They are on a Japanese ship, so it will bear a Japanese flag. The Japanese flag will look the same upside down.
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They Work In The Kitchen

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Chopsticks
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Capital Of Asia Riddle

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It doesn't have one because it's a continent.
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1. What do you call an Asian magician who always gets lost? Disappeara Sumwhere.

2. There's a famous Asian rapper who loves birds, can you guess who? Quack Daddy.

3. Why did the Asian elephant break up with her boyfriend? He was trunk and disorderly.

4. What did the Asian detective say when he solved the case? "That was an egg-xcellent mystery to solve!"

5. What do you call a group of Asian babies having a race? The Tokyo-little runners.

6. How do you know if an Asian restaurant is haunted? The wontons are always ghosted.

7. What do you get when you cross an Asian and a penguin? A Wok and Waddle combo.

8. Why did the Asian chef quit his job? Because he couldn't take the heat!

9. What do you call an Asian athlete who's always ready to run? Sprinting Tiger.

10. Why did the Asian vampire stop sucking blood? He wanted to go on a soy diet instead.

11. What did the Asian businessman say after a long day of work? "I'm Thai-red."

12. How do you know an Asian philosopher is always at peace? He's Zen-timental.

13. What do you call a group of Asian ghosts outside a haunted mansion? A Phantom-menon.

14. Why did the Asian actor always play the villain? He had a killer accent.

15. What do you call an Asian astronaut who's always traveling? Wandering star.

16. Why don't Asians wear watches? They prefer rice checks.

17. What did the Asian basketball player say after a slam dunk? "Wasabi hot!"

18. What do you call an Asian farmer who's always dancing? A Rice-a-roni-o.

19. Why do Asian zombies always attack the sushi restaurant? They're looking for some brain-nori.

20. What do you call an Asian cat who's always playing with yarn? Kimono Kitten.

21. Why don't Asians wear belts? They prefer karate belts.

22. What did the Asian teacher say when his class was being too noisy? "Please speak Chinese-er."

23. What do you call an Asian artist who's always painting? Paint-tastic.

24. Why did the Asian football team always win? They had a great rice receiver.

25. What do you call an Asian pirate who can't swim? Sinking Sampan.

26. Why don't Asians like roller coasters? They prefer rice coasters.

27. What did the Asian singer say when she lost her voice? "Can't sing-apore anymore."

28. What do you call an Asian actor who's always playing the same role? A type-castaway.

29. Why did the Asian golfer always win? He got a hole-in-one ton soup.

30. What do you call an Asian fisherman who's always catching fish? Filet-of-fish.

31. Why did the Asian artist always draw dragons? He loved dragon-breath tea.

32. What do you call an Asian swimmer who's always breaking records? Leap-frog.

33. Why do Asians always win at martial arts? They have ninja-tuition.

34. What did the Asian basketball player say after a bad shot? "That was a Soy-ry"

35. What do you call an Asian gymnast who's always flipping? Jumping Jackfruit.

36. Why did the Asian chef get arrested? He fried rice.

37. What do you call an Asian robot that can't dance? The Tin Man-wok

38. Why don't Asians eat bananas? They prefer to eat kumquats.

39. What did the Asian rapper say after a great performance? "That was pho-nomenal!"

40. Why did the Asian banker go to jail? He was caught miso-appropriating funds.

41. What do you call an Asian superhero who's always fighting crime? The Rice Crusader.

42. Why don't Asians play baseball? They prefer to play rice-ball.

43. What did the Asian doctor say when his patient was cured? "You're soup-er healthy now!"

44. What do you call an Asian comedian who's always telling jokes? Funny Hao.

45. Why did the Asian football team always have broken helmets? They kept bowing after each touchdown.

46. What do you call an Asian dancer who loves pizza? Pi-yum-yum.

47. Why did the Asian umpire call "time out" during the game? He needed to wok it off.

48. What do you call an Asian doctor who's always prescribing vitamins? Nutri-Asian.

49. Why did the Asian poet always write about birds? He was a Haiku-neer.

50. What do you call an Asian wrestler who's always winning? The Kimchi Crusher.
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