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Politician Diapers Riddle

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Because they should be changed often, and for the same reasons
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Momma Color Wheel Riddle

Hint:
Dont use that tone with me.
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Crying Grapes Riddle

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Because their parents were in a jam!
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Daddy Chimney Riddle

Hint:
You're too little to smoke!
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Without A Hump Riddle

Hint:
Humphrey! (hump free)
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Flintstones Baby Riddle

Hint:
Pebbles
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Some Animals And A Baby Riddle

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The Nativity
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The Baby Pyramids Riddle

Hint:
How's your mummy?
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Father Ghost Riddle

Hint:
Spook when you're spooken to!
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Baby Strawberry Riddle

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His dad was in a jam!
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Baby Bird Riddle

Hint:
He's a chirp off the old block.
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Baby Bullet Riddle

Hint:
I'm your little BB!
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Mommy Spider Riddle

Hint:
You spend too much time on the web.
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Baby Tomato Riddle

Hint:
Catch up!
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Baby Egyptian Riddle

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I want my mummy.
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1. What do you call a baby's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nee!

2. Why did the baby carry a ladder? To reach new milestones!

3. What kind of music do babies like? Lullabuys!

4. Why did the baby cross the playground? To get to the other side!

5. What's the difference between a baby and a calculator? The calculator has a lot of buttons, but the baby is just one big bundle of joy!

6. What do you call a baby's first steps? Their toddle-oo!

7. Why did the baby look at the clock all day? Because it was a baby-watch!

8. Did you hear about the baby who was born on an airplane? He was a little jet-lagged!

9. What do you call a baby's favorite band? Diaper Straits!

10. What did the baby say when he ran out of milk? "Mommy, it's Latte!"

11. How does a baby become king? By being crowned with a baby's breath!

12. Why did the baby get a ticket? For crawling in the no-baby zone!

13. What do you get when you cross a baby and a fence? A crawl-space!

14. What did the baby say when he couldn't find his binky? "Oh no, where's my soothie-pie?"

15. What do you call a baby who's always losing their socks? Little Houdini-feet!

16. Why did the baby's mom get mad? Because he was cribbing her style!

17. What do you call a baby who loves pizza? A pepperoni-olio!

18. Why did the baby go to the bank? To get a little change!

19. What do you call a baby who's always on the move? A mobile baby!

20. Why did the baby scribble on the wall? Because he wanted to draw some attention!

21. What do you call a baby who's really good at math? A little multi-ply-er!

22. Why did the baby grizzly bear make friends with the baby koala? Because they were both little cubs!

23. What do you call a baby who's always pulling books off the shelf? A little bookworm-in-training!

24. Why did the baby penguin come to school? To learn his ABC's!

25. What do you call a baby who's really into sports? A little baller!

26. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because he was in a jam!

27. What do you call a baby who's always making messes? A tiny tornado!

28. Why did the baby go to the doctor's office? To get his baby shots!

29. What do you call a baby who's really fit? A little muscle-man!

30. Why did the baby love his pacifier? Because it was his sucker-punch!

31. What do you call a baby who loves to play in the sand? A little beach bum!

32. Why did the baby go to the park? To join the swing set!

33. What do you get when you cross a baby and a muffin? A little crumb-snatcher!

34. Why did the baby giggle at the apple? Because it tickled his taste buds!

35. What do you call a baby who's really into fashion? A little trend-setter!

36. Why did the baby play with his toes all day? Because he had a toe-tally awesome time!

37. What do you call a baby who's always saying "goo goo"? A little baby babble!

38. Why did the baby crawl under the bed? To hide from his shadow!

39. What do you get when you cross a baby and a paintbrush? A little DaVinci!

40. Why did the baby go to the movies? To see the "Pacifier"!

41. What do you call a baby who's always crawling on the wall? A little Spider-Baby!

42. Why did the baby start his own business? Because he wanted to be a baby entrepreneur!

43. What do you call a baby who's always sneezing? A little sneezy-weezy!

44. Why did the baby go to the dance party? To break it down like a baby-bopper!

45. What do you get when you cross a baby and a drum? A little beat-boxer!

46. Why did the baby put on a hat? To look like a little fedora-ble!

47. What do you call a baby who's always playing with their toes? Little piggie-wiggie!

48. Why did the baby bring a suitcase to the playdate? To pack his own diaper bag!

49. What do you call a baby who's really into cars? Little Hot-Wheelz!

50. Why did the baby start singing? Because he heard his own baby-tune!
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