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1. What did the basketball coach say to his team after losing by one point? "We really dribbled that one away!"



2. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score.



3. How did the basketball player become a rock star? He used his jump shot to make the crowd go wild!



4. Why did the basketball player wear a turtleneck to the game? Because he wanted to keep his neck in the game.



5. What did the basketball player say when the coach asked him to make a three-pointer? "I'll shoot my best shot!"



6. Why did the basketball team hire a zookeeper? To teach them how to rebound like a champ-ion.



7. How do you know when a basketball player is a magician? When they can make the ball disappear from the opposing team's hands.



8. What do you call a basketball player who always needs a nap? A dribble sleeper.



9. Why don't basketball players like to grill food? Because they always get called for traveling.



10. Why did the basketball player bring a dictionary to the game? So he could look up the definition of "assisted layup".



11. How did the basketball player get through airport security? He dribbled right by them.



12. What did the basketball player say when he got a three-second violation? "I was just trying to find my sweet spot!"



13. Why did the basketball player go to outer space? To take a jump shot on the moon.



14. Why did the basketball player take his shoes off during the game? He wanted to get a better grip.



15. How do you know when a basketball player is good at math? When they can create angles for the perfect layup.



16. Why won't the basketball player let anyone see his new shoes? Because he's saving them for his slam dunk contest.



17. What did the basketball player say when he got hit in the face with the ball? "That rebound really came out of nowhere!"



18. Why don't basketball players like playing in the rain? Because the court gets too dribbly.



19. What do you call a basketball player who's always stealing the ball? An alley-oop thief.



20. Why did the basketball player turn into a superhero? Because he could dunk from anywhere.



21. How did the basketball player become a detective? He always had his eyes on the opposition's moves.



22. What do you call a basketball player who's always throwing bricks? A wall on the court.



23. Why did the basketball player bring his calculator to the game? So he could calculate his shooting percentage.



24. What does a basketball player need to become a millionaire? A three-pointer's luck.



25. Why did the basketball player get lost on the court? Because he forgot his dribbling back.



26. What do you call a basketball player who never passes the ball? A ball hog.



27. Why did the basketball player get fired from the local deli? He was always double-dribbling.



28. Why did the basketball player get kicked out of the zoo? He kept traveling.



29. Why don't basketball players like to go camping? Because they always get called for camping on the court!



30. How do you know when a basketball player is a mathematician? When they can calculate the angle of the backboard.



31. Why did the basketball player call the game on account of rain? Because his shots were all wet.



32. What did the basketball player say when he got fouled? "I'm feeling pretty foul right now."



33. Why did the basketball player dress up like a deer? He wanted to dribble like a deer in the headlights.



34. What do you call a basketball player who's always shooting from half-court? A long-range specialist.



35. Why did the basketball player get a new hairstyle? He wanted to look sharp on the court.



36. What did the basketball player say when he lost his shoe on the court? "I guess I'm the sole man."



37. Why did the basketball player quit his job at the bank? He was always dribbling his pens.



38. How did the basketball player become a magician? He could make the ball disappear into the basket.



39. What do you call a basketball player who's always daydreaming? A hoop dreamer.



40. Why did the basketball coach hire a chef? He wanted to take his players from dribbling to grilling.



41. What did the basketball player say when he finally hit a three-pointer? "I'm feeling like a sharpshooter today!"



42. Why did the basketball player turn into a lion? He wanted to roar his way to the basket.



43. What do you call a basketball player who's always jumping? A highflying scorer.



44. Why did the basketball player go to the garden center? He wanted to learn how to pick and roll.



45. What did the basketball player say when he got blocked? "I guess some great wall blocked my way!"



46. Why did the basketball player get a new smartphone? He wanted to text his teammates before every game.



47. How did the basketball player become a ninja? He mastered the art of the steal.



48. What do you call a basketball player who's a big fan of science? A hoopologist.



49. Why did the basketball player start studying philosophy? He wanted to think outside the box in the game.



50. What did the basketball player say when he missed a shot? "I'll bounce back, rebounds don't lie!"
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