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1. Why did Batman refuse to go on a date with Catwoman? Because he feared he would be whisker'd away!



2. What do you call a Batman who skips church on Sunday? A Dark Knight.



3. How did Batman communicate with Robin when he was out of earshot? By using a BAT-phone!



4. Why did Batman cross the road? To get to the Bad Cave.



5. Why did Batman order a pizza with mushrooms? Because he wanted to eat like a Fungi!



6. What did the Joker say when he saw Batman in his new suit? "Oh, Bat-damn!"



7. Why did Batman refuse to fight the Riddler? Because he couldn't figure him out!



8. How did Batman respond when the reporter asked him for a quote? "I'm BATman, I don't need to say anything."



9. Why did Batman never reveal his secret identity to the public? Because he didn't want to Bruce Wayne them!



10. What did Batman say when he found out he was a billionaire? "Bat's incredible!"



11. How does Batman keep Gotham crime-free? By serving up justice on a Bat-platter!



12. Why did Batman quit his job as a waiter? Because he got tired of serving up Bat-wings!



13. Why did Batman wear a cape? To make sure he always had a bat towel!



14. How did Batman stay hydrated during his patrols? By drinking Bat-erade!



15. What do you call a Batman who sings country music? The Dark Cowboy!



16. Why did Batman become a comedian? Because he wanted to light up Gotham with laughter, not just with his Bat-signal!



17. What's Batman's favorite breakfast food? Bat-toast!



18. Why did Batman refuse to watch horror movies? Because he only wanted to see things that were Bat-easily solvable!



19. Who's the coolest member of Batman's team? The Bat-cooler!



20. Why did Batman get a pet lion? To keep him from Cat-ing around with other superheroes!



21. Why did Batman bring a ladder to his crime scene investigation? Because he wanted to get a Bat-eye view!



22. What do you call Batman's police car? Bat-mobile unit!



23. Why did Batman refuse to join Robin's band? Because he didn't want to be drummed out of Gotham!



24. How did Batman prepare for his battles? By doing lots of push-BATS!



25. What do you call two Batman villains who are arguing? Riddle me this, Two Face!



26. How did Batman catch the thief who stole his Bat-phone? He just had to dial 9-1-Bat!



27. Why did Batman refuse to wear a mask during the pandemic? Because he wanted the Bat-fluency to protect himself!



28. What do you call Batman's favorite restaurant? The Bat-cafe.



29. What does Batman say when he gets stuck in traffic? "This Bat-traffic is Bat-stupid!"



30. Why did Batman give up his career as a detective? Because he wanted to Bat-retire early.



31. How does Batman keep his Bat-cave clean? By doing Bat-tles with bats!



32. What do you call Batman's favorite cereal? Bat-chow!



33. Why did Batman refuse to go to the beach? Because he didn't want to get Bat-burned!



34. How did Batman react when he found out he was allergic to bats? He said, "That's just Bat-istic!"



35. What did Batman say when he crossed paths with the Penguin? "I don't give a Bat-quack!"



36. Why did Batman become a magician? Because he wanted to pull a Bat-rabbit out of his hat!



37. What's Batman's favorite city in Europe? Bat-celona!



38. How did Batman keep his Bat-cave secure? By installing Bat-tlements!



39. Why did Batman refuse to have a Bat-telephone operator? Because he didn't want any Bat-mistakes!



40. What do you call Batman's favorite sports team? The Bat-attas.



41. Why did Batman become a chef? Because he wanted to cook up some Bat-astrophe!



42. How did Batman prepare for his latest battle with the Joker? By studying Bat-tactics!



43. What do you call Batman's workout routine? The Bat-lift!



44. Why did Batman quit his job as a lumberjack? Because he kept getting splinters in his Bat-fingers!



45. How did Batman become a ballet dancer? By Bat-tling his way through dance competitions!



46. What does Batman say when he's winning a fight? "I'm Bat-tling with everything I've got!"



47. Why did Batman refuse to take up skydiving? Because he wanted to keep his Bat-feet on the ground!



48. What's Batman's favorite color? Bat-black!



49. Why did Batman refuse to watch scary movies? Because he Bat-saw too much already in his Gotham career!



50. How did Batman stay warm during cold Gotham nights? By huddling together with his sidekicks, Robin and Batgirl!
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