Jellystone National Park Riddle
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A Bear In The Wilderness Riddle
You are out camping in the wilderness. You are awakened by a rustling noise. You go outside and see a bear outside your tent. You run 1 mile south, 1 mile west, and 1 mile north, to return to your camp which has been destroyed. What color is the bear?
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The bear is white because the only place where u can run 1 mile south, one mile west and one mile north and return to the same location is the north pole. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Rupert's Middle Name?
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North Pole Riddle
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Bear Food Riddle
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One Wet Bear
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Bears With No Ears
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Yogi Bear Riddle
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Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Catching A Fish Riddle
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Big White And Furry Riddle
I am big and white and furry
And I like to swim and run
I eat seals for my meals
And weigh about half a ton
What am I?
And I like to swim and run
I eat seals for my meals
And weigh about half a ton
What am I?
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It Might Give You A Big Fright Riddle
If you see one when youre camping
It might give you a big fright
They can be black, brown or grizzly
And pandas are black and white
What is it?
It might give you a big fright
They can be black, brown or grizzly
And pandas are black and white
What is it?
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Teddy In The Rain
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Cool For The Summer
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A Bear And A Pig
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A Bears Lunch Riddle
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1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
2. Why did the bear break into the bakery? He wanted a bear claw.
3. How do you know when a bear is lying? When its lips are muzzled.
4. What's a bear's favorite type of pizza? Paws-eroni.
5. Why did the bear wear a hat to the beach? To prevent river-banks.
6. What do you call a bear who's constantly on a diet? A "bear"ly eater.
7. How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.
8. What do you call a bear that can play guitar? A bear-ista.
9. Why did the bear wear a fur coat to the party? She wanted to look bear-y fashionable.
10. How do you know when a bear has been in the fridge? There are paw prints in the butter.
11. What do you call a dancing bear? A paw-tner.
12. What did the bear say when he saw the honey jar? "It's un-bear-able not to have it."
13. How do you make a bear smile? tickle its "fur"ancy.
14. What do you call a bear that chases people? A maneater.
15. Why do bears make horrible spies? Because they're always grizzly.
16. What kind of phone does a bear use? A "roar"ger.
17. How can you tell if a bear is a criminal? It always leaves "paw prints" at the scene of the crime.
18. Why did the bear have a fever? It caught a "bear" bug.
19. What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? A smell-a-lot.
20. What do you call a bear who loves basketball? A slam-dunk.
21. What does a bear use to keep its fur clean? A hairspray-can.
22. Why did the bear wear a crown? It was a polar bear-onation ceremony.
23. How do you know a bear is good at math ? When it's always "solving"problems.
24. What do you get when you cross a bear and a cat? An ursine feline.
25. What do you call two bears fighting? A bear brawl.
26. Why did the bear go on a diet? To get his honey-bod back in shape.
27. How do you know if a bear is a vegetarian? When it "nuts" to animal products.
28. What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? A grump-e.
29. What did the bear say when she saw her reflection in the river? "I'm bear-y beautiful."
30. How did the teddy bear get a cold? It slept with the window "paw"pen.
31. What do you call a bear who's full of energy? A live wire.
32. Why did the bear chose the night shift job? So he could hibernate during the day.
33. What do you call a bear with a sweet tooth? A honey-craver.
34. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too much like a grizzly bear.
35. How do you know if a bear is well-read? When it has paw-some vocabulary.
36. What do you call a bear that comes to your birthday party? A grizzly guest.
37. What did the bear say to the mountain? "I bear-lieve in you."
38. Why did the bear get lost in the forest? Because it couldn't "paws" for directions.
39. What do you call a bear that loves to ride bikes? A "bear"cycle enthusiast.
40. Why do grizzly bears have long hair? To hide their "koala-fications."
41. What's a bears favorite type of coffee? "Bruin" Latin.
42. Why do bears have sticky hair? They always use "fur-gue."
43. What do bears drink when they're cold? "Grizzly" bear-er.
44. What do you call a bear that only eats blackberries? A "beary" berry-eater.
45. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a copycat.
46. What does a bear do when it's confused? It goes "bearserk."
47. What do you call a bear that's running a marathon? A "polar-bear"thlon runner.
48. Why do koala bears have such big noses? Because they have big nostrils.
49. What do you call bears that play the guitar? A string of teds.
50. What did the polar bear say when it saw the walrus? "I sea a tasty meal."
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
2. Why did the bear break into the bakery? He wanted a bear claw.
3. How do you know when a bear is lying? When its lips are muzzled.
4. What's a bear's favorite type of pizza? Paws-eroni.
5. Why did the bear wear a hat to the beach? To prevent river-banks.
6. What do you call a bear who's constantly on a diet? A "bear"ly eater.
7. How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.
8. What do you call a bear that can play guitar? A bear-ista.
9. Why did the bear wear a fur coat to the party? She wanted to look bear-y fashionable.
10. How do you know when a bear has been in the fridge? There are paw prints in the butter.
11. What do you call a dancing bear? A paw-tner.
12. What did the bear say when he saw the honey jar? "It's un-bear-able not to have it."
13. How do you make a bear smile? tickle its "fur"ancy.
14. What do you call a bear that chases people? A maneater.
15. Why do bears make horrible spies? Because they're always grizzly.
16. What kind of phone does a bear use? A "roar"ger.
17. How can you tell if a bear is a criminal? It always leaves "paw prints" at the scene of the crime.
18. Why did the bear have a fever? It caught a "bear" bug.
19. What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? A smell-a-lot.
20. What do you call a bear who loves basketball? A slam-dunk.
21. What does a bear use to keep its fur clean? A hairspray-can.
22. Why did the bear wear a crown? It was a polar bear-onation ceremony.
23. How do you know a bear is good at math ? When it's always "solving"problems.
24. What do you get when you cross a bear and a cat? An ursine feline.
25. What do you call two bears fighting? A bear brawl.
26. Why did the bear go on a diet? To get his honey-bod back in shape.
27. How do you know if a bear is a vegetarian? When it "nuts" to animal products.
28. What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? A grump-e.
29. What did the bear say when she saw her reflection in the river? "I'm bear-y beautiful."
30. How did the teddy bear get a cold? It slept with the window "paw"pen.
31. What do you call a bear who's full of energy? A live wire.
32. Why did the bear chose the night shift job? So he could hibernate during the day.
33. What do you call a bear with a sweet tooth? A honey-craver.
34. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too much like a grizzly bear.
35. How do you know if a bear is well-read? When it has paw-some vocabulary.
36. What do you call a bear that comes to your birthday party? A grizzly guest.
37. What did the bear say to the mountain? "I bear-lieve in you."
38. Why did the bear get lost in the forest? Because it couldn't "paws" for directions.
39. What do you call a bear that loves to ride bikes? A "bear"cycle enthusiast.
40. Why do grizzly bears have long hair? To hide their "koala-fications."
41. What's a bears favorite type of coffee? "Bruin" Latin.
42. Why do bears have sticky hair? They always use "fur-gue."
43. What do bears drink when they're cold? "Grizzly" bear-er.
44. What do you call a bear that only eats blackberries? A "beary" berry-eater.
45. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a copycat.
46. What does a bear do when it's confused? It goes "bearserk."
47. What do you call a bear that's running a marathon? A "polar-bear"thlon runner.
48. Why do koala bears have such big noses? Because they have big nostrils.
49. What do you call bears that play the guitar? A string of teds.
50. What did the polar bear say when it saw the walrus? "I sea a tasty meal."