Bible Financier Riddle
I am the greatest financier in the Bible. I floated my stock while everyone was in liquidation. Who am I?
Hint:
Jonah And The Ocean Riddle
Hint:
Some Animals And A Baby Riddle
This may seem like a strange mix
But its there for all to see
With parents, shepherds and kings
Some animals and a baby
But its there for all to see
With parents, shepherds and kings
Some animals and a baby
Hint:
Tempting Adam And Eve Riddle
In the first book of the Bible
This creature tempted Adam and Eve
To eat fruit that they shouldnt have
So Eden is where they had to leave
What is it?
This creature tempted Adam and Eve
To eat fruit that they shouldnt have
So Eden is where they had to leave
What is it?
Hint:
Without A Father Riddle
Hint:
I Kept Them Safe Riddle
I kept him steady and others away
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
What am I?
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
What am I?
Hint:
Head In The Clouds Riddle
Head in the clouds but my feet on the earth
Glowing with fire, people kept a wide berth
Place full of stones, a bush and a rock
(Somewhere to hide, away from the shock)
I must not be touched and of heaven am token
I thundered loud when the tablets were broken
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Glowing with fire, people kept a wide berth
Place full of stones, a bush and a rock
(Somewhere to hide, away from the shock)
I must not be touched and of heaven am token
I thundered loud when the tablets were broken
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint:
Out Of Sight Riddle
I can be carried but not touched
I have two on the outside and ten on the inside
Everyone wants to catch a sight of me
But I'm kept out of sight
I was lost and found; then found but now I am lost
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
I have two on the outside and ten on the inside
Everyone wants to catch a sight of me
But I'm kept out of sight
I was lost and found; then found but now I am lost
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Exodus 25:10 - 22; 1 Sammuel 4
High In The Sky Riddle
I was high in the sky but also firmly on the earth
I brought cooperation for many but confusion for all
I was unmissable by the crowd yet overlooked by the One
I was the world's first true skyscraper and also its last
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I brought cooperation for many but confusion for all
I was unmissable by the crowd yet overlooked by the One
I was the world's first true skyscraper and also its last
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint:
I Am Old But Also New
I am old but also new
I may seem rather strange but all of me is true
I am 66 inside but really only 1
I can be pocket-sized or sometimes weigh a ton!
All of me is about a person you really ought to meet
He often signs his name and each story is his treat
I am a world best seller but sadly seldom read
Perhaps you've seen me on a shelf or lying by a bed?
What am I?
I may seem rather strange but all of me is true
I am 66 inside but really only 1
I can be pocket-sized or sometimes weigh a ton!
All of me is about a person you really ought to meet
He often signs his name and each story is his treat
I am a world best seller but sadly seldom read
Perhaps you've seen me on a shelf or lying by a bed?
What am I?
Hint:
On Top A Joppa House Riddle
There was a man who went one day
On top a Joppa house to pray,
And while he waited for his meat
He dreamed he saw a great big sheet
Let down from heaven, and inside
Fowls and creeping things did ride,
The one who prayed was told to eat,
For God had cleansed this "common" meat.
Who was he?
On top a Joppa house to pray,
And while he waited for his meat
He dreamed he saw a great big sheet
Let down from heaven, and inside
Fowls and creeping things did ride,
The one who prayed was told to eat,
For God had cleansed this "common" meat.
Who was he?
Hint:
In A Basket All Alone Riddle
Once a little babe was drifting
In a basket all alone,
When the king's fair daughter found him-
Wished to have him for her own.
So she found the baby's mother
For his nurse that very day
But when he had grown to manhood,
He his people led away.
Who was he?
In a basket all alone,
When the king's fair daughter found him-
Wished to have him for her own.
So she found the baby's mother
For his nurse that very day
But when he had grown to manhood,
He his people led away.
Who was he?
Hint:
When The Water Flowed
I kept him steady and others away
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Exodus 4: 1 - 5
A Place Of Prayer
I was appointed but wasn't expected
I swallowed whole what I did not eat
I was a place of prayer out of sight
And when I was sick, God approved!
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I swallowed whole what I did not eat
I was a place of prayer out of sight
And when I was sick, God approved!
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Jonah 1 and 2
Gift To One, Poison To Others
I was a gift to the one but poison to the others
I was a favored sign but also a hated symbol
Some say that of many I was not short
While others talk of two that were far too long
I was stolen and then torn
And became something to mourn
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I was a favored sign but also a hated symbol
Some say that of many I was not short
While others talk of two that were far too long
I was stolen and then torn
And became something to mourn
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Genesis 37
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Why was Noah the best businessman in the ark?
Because he knew how to float his stock.
2. Why did the tomato turn red when it was thrown against the wall?
Because it saw the wall-salvation.
3. Why did Moses invest in the stock market?
Because he knew how to part the bull and bear markets.
4. Why did Adam and Eve avoid social media?
Because they didn't want to be tempted by the forbidden Facebook.
5. Why did Jesus hate playing hide and seek?
Because nobody ever found him on the third day.
6. Why was Samson always so strong?
Because he lifted heavy weights, like the Jaw-bone of an ass.
7. Why did the Israelites love their enemies?
Because they knew how to Serve the LORD as SPYs.
8. Why did the Pharisees hate getting email from Jesus?
Because they always went directly to their Spam mailbox.
9. Why was David a lousy cook?
Because he never had the Thyme to finish the Shepherd's pie.
10. Why did the disciples go fishing on the Sea of Galilee?
Because they heard that it was a great place to cast their nets wide.
11. Why did Jonah hate the sushi bar?
Because he didn't want to be reminded of his three-day vacation in the belly of a whale.
12. Why didn't the leper play poker?
Because he was always showing his hand.
13. Why did Paul leave his tent-making business?
Because he realized that he could make more tents and better nets as an apostle.
14. Why did King Solomon have the messiest palace ever?
Because he had 700 wives and 300 mother-in-laws.
15. Why did Abraham love to play golf?
Because he always had a hole in one.
16. Why did the prophet Elijah hate bees?
Because he kept getting stung by the prophets' bees.
17. Why did the priests always wear white clothes?
Because they wanted to look holy.
18. Why did Noah hate the ark's toilets?
Because he had to deal with so much crap.
19. Why did Jacob have the worst headache ever?
Because he wrestled with his pillow all night long.
20. Why did Saul become a fashionista?
Because he was head and shoulders above everyone else.
21. Why was Cain's garden the most popular one in the Bible?
Because it had the first gardener.
22. Why did Jesus refuse to play cards with his disciples?
Because he didn't want to deal with the sinners' hands.
23. Why were the Israelites afraid of Gideon?
Because he stacked the odds in his favor.
24. Why did the Israelites hate the Philistines so much?
Because they always occupied their territories.
25. Why did Isaac like to go on road trips?
Because he loved to go on Jacob's ladder.
26. Why did Joseph love to wear his coat of many colors?
Because he always wanted to look fly.
27. Why did Sarah organize the first baby shower in the Bible?
Because she wanted to celebrate the birth of Isaac.
28. Why did the Israelites love the Book of Exodus?
Because it had the best plot twists.
29. Why did the Canaanites avoid Joshua's army?
Because he always marched around their city walls.
30. Why did the Israelites love to sing in the desert?
Because they had the best worship leader: Moses.
31. Why was Isaiah a lousy volleyball player?
Because he always served deliverance.
32. Why did the Israelites love to march around the tabernacle?
Because they had the best marching band.
33. Why did Daniel love to meditate?
Because he had the best lion's den.
34. Why did Peter deny knowing Jesus three times?
Because he was afraid of getting crucified.
35. Why was Abraham a lousy chef?
Because he always overcooked his offerings.
36. Why was Lot a lousy builder?
Because he always built his house on sinking sand.
37. Why was Samson a lousy stand-up comedian?
Because he always lost his humor after he lost his hair.
38. Why did the Israelites love to eat manna?
Because it was the best lunch box meal ever.
39. Why did the Israelites hate to eat quail?
Because it gave them indigestion.
40. Why did David hate the Philistines?
Because they always stole his flock.
41. Why was Jeremiah a lousy motivational speaker?
Because he always cried when he spoke.
42. Why was Esther a lousy actress?
Because she always played Queen of Persia.
43. Why did the Israelites love to eat unleavened bread during Passover?
Because it was the best thing to come out of Egypt.
44. Why was Nehemiah a lousy gardener?
Because he always had to deal with the ruined walls.
45. Why did King David love to dance?
Because he always had the best music: Psalms.
46. Why did Jesus love to walk on water?
Because he didn't want to mess up his sandals.
47. Why did St. Peter like to fish from the shore?
Because he could walk on water to retrieve them.
48. Why did the Israelites hate the Amorites?
Because they always embodied bad vibes.
49. Why was Joseph a lousy psychologist?
Because he always interpreted other people's dreams.
50. Why did the Israelites love to celebrate Hanukkah?
Because they had the best temple dedication ever.
Why was Noah the best businessman in the ark?
Because he knew how to float his stock.
2. Why did the tomato turn red when it was thrown against the wall?
Because it saw the wall-salvation.
3. Why did Moses invest in the stock market?
Because he knew how to part the bull and bear markets.
4. Why did Adam and Eve avoid social media?
Because they didn't want to be tempted by the forbidden Facebook.
5. Why did Jesus hate playing hide and seek?
Because nobody ever found him on the third day.
6. Why was Samson always so strong?
Because he lifted heavy weights, like the Jaw-bone of an ass.
7. Why did the Israelites love their enemies?
Because they knew how to Serve the LORD as SPYs.
8. Why did the Pharisees hate getting email from Jesus?
Because they always went directly to their Spam mailbox.
9. Why was David a lousy cook?
Because he never had the Thyme to finish the Shepherd's pie.
10. Why did the disciples go fishing on the Sea of Galilee?
Because they heard that it was a great place to cast their nets wide.
11. Why did Jonah hate the sushi bar?
Because he didn't want to be reminded of his three-day vacation in the belly of a whale.
12. Why didn't the leper play poker?
Because he was always showing his hand.
13. Why did Paul leave his tent-making business?
Because he realized that he could make more tents and better nets as an apostle.
14. Why did King Solomon have the messiest palace ever?
Because he had 700 wives and 300 mother-in-laws.
15. Why did Abraham love to play golf?
Because he always had a hole in one.
16. Why did the prophet Elijah hate bees?
Because he kept getting stung by the prophets' bees.
17. Why did the priests always wear white clothes?
Because they wanted to look holy.
18. Why did Noah hate the ark's toilets?
Because he had to deal with so much crap.
19. Why did Jacob have the worst headache ever?
Because he wrestled with his pillow all night long.
20. Why did Saul become a fashionista?
Because he was head and shoulders above everyone else.
21. Why was Cain's garden the most popular one in the Bible?
Because it had the first gardener.
22. Why did Jesus refuse to play cards with his disciples?
Because he didn't want to deal with the sinners' hands.
23. Why were the Israelites afraid of Gideon?
Because he stacked the odds in his favor.
24. Why did the Israelites hate the Philistines so much?
Because they always occupied their territories.
25. Why did Isaac like to go on road trips?
Because he loved to go on Jacob's ladder.
26. Why did Joseph love to wear his coat of many colors?
Because he always wanted to look fly.
27. Why did Sarah organize the first baby shower in the Bible?
Because she wanted to celebrate the birth of Isaac.
28. Why did the Israelites love the Book of Exodus?
Because it had the best plot twists.
29. Why did the Canaanites avoid Joshua's army?
Because he always marched around their city walls.
30. Why did the Israelites love to sing in the desert?
Because they had the best worship leader: Moses.
31. Why was Isaiah a lousy volleyball player?
Because he always served deliverance.
32. Why did the Israelites love to march around the tabernacle?
Because they had the best marching band.
33. Why did Daniel love to meditate?
Because he had the best lion's den.
34. Why did Peter deny knowing Jesus three times?
Because he was afraid of getting crucified.
35. Why was Abraham a lousy chef?
Because he always overcooked his offerings.
36. Why was Lot a lousy builder?
Because he always built his house on sinking sand.
37. Why was Samson a lousy stand-up comedian?
Because he always lost his humor after he lost his hair.
38. Why did the Israelites love to eat manna?
Because it was the best lunch box meal ever.
39. Why did the Israelites hate to eat quail?
Because it gave them indigestion.
40. Why did David hate the Philistines?
Because they always stole his flock.
41. Why was Jeremiah a lousy motivational speaker?
Because he always cried when he spoke.
42. Why was Esther a lousy actress?
Because she always played Queen of Persia.
43. Why did the Israelites love to eat unleavened bread during Passover?
Because it was the best thing to come out of Egypt.
44. Why was Nehemiah a lousy gardener?
Because he always had to deal with the ruined walls.
45. Why did King David love to dance?
Because he always had the best music: Psalms.
46. Why did Jesus love to walk on water?
Because he didn't want to mess up his sandals.
47. Why did St. Peter like to fish from the shore?
Because he could walk on water to retrieve them.
48. Why did the Israelites hate the Amorites?
Because they always embodied bad vibes.
49. Why was Joseph a lousy psychologist?
Because he always interpreted other people's dreams.
50. Why did the Israelites love to celebrate Hanukkah?
Because they had the best temple dedication ever.