BIKE RIDDLES

Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?

Bill rode his bicycle 300 miles. Three tires were used equally in accumulating this distance. How many miles of wear did each tire sustain?

Nike is a famous sportswear brand. Replace one letter, and you get a mode of transportation.

How do you travel a great distance without letting your feet touch the ground, while never leaving it?

It rhymes with Like
And has two wheels
I love the way
It makes me feels...

What am I?

If cars burn money and make you fat, what burns fat and saves you money?

I am a great fitness teacher
Where my feet are replaced by wheels.
I move as fast as you do,
While sometimes faster than you.
Sometimes you ride on my back
To places you can't on huge vehicles,
And feed my legs with air
Then cycle down the road.

I am a?

I cannot stand on my two feet;
I need help from one who can.
But in motion, they're superior
To the sturdy feet of man.

What am I?

An old fashioned bike wheel has 21 spokes. How many spaces are between the spokes - 20, 21, or 22?

I am always two-tired, but am never too tired. What am I?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bike Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the cyclist break up with his bike? It just wasn't his type.



2. What do you call a bicycle built for two? A tandem-dem.



3. What do you call a cyclist who can't ride a bike? A wheelie-bad rider.



4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.



5. What do you call a bicycle with a flat tire? A spoke-n nightmare.



6. What did the banana say to the bicycle? Yellow go for a ride.



7. Why did the bicycle go to the therapist? It had a lot of pedal issues.



8. Why don't bicycles ever tell jokes? They tend to ride right past the punchlines.



9. What do you call a bicycle that's been stolen? A cycle-path.



10. Why did the bicycle refuse to share its candy? It was two-wheely selfish.



11. Why did the bicycle get a ticket for speeding? It was pedal to the metal.



12. Why don't bicycles ever cook? They're always two-tired.



13. What do you call a bicycle that can't stop? A break-dancing bike.



14. Why did the bicycle take a sick day? It had a case of chain reaction.



15. What do you call a bicycle that's afraid of the dark? A night-cycle.



16. Why did the bicycle go to the dentist? It had a bad case of toothwheel decay.



17. Why did the bicycle join a book club? It was looking for some good spokespeople.



18. What do you call a bicycle that doesn't have any brakes? A crash-dummy.



19. Why did the bicycle go skydiving? It was looking for a little wheel-ease.



20. Why did the bicycle go to school? It was trying to get a degree in wheely good time.



21. What do you call a bicycle that's always cold? A chill-cicle.



22. Why did the bicycle go to the zoo? It was looking for a ride on the wild side.



23. What do you call a bicycle that's really lazy? A cruiser.



24. Why did the bicycle go to the gym? It was looking to pump some iron-spokes.



25. Why do bicycles always go to the circus? They love being the center of the wheel.



26. What do you call a bicycle that's really old? An antique-cycle.



27. Why did the bicycle win the race? Because it was tire-less.



28. Why did the bicycle join a rock band? It wanted to be the lead pedal.



29. What do you call a bicycle with a GPS? A navigation-cycle.



30. Why did the bicycle go to the barber shop? It needed a wheel-y good haircut.



31. Why don't bicycles ever work in construction? They don't have a lot of torque.



32. What do you call a bicycle that's really bossy? A handle-bar-it-all.



33. Why did the bicycle move to the city? It was looking for some cycle-pathic behavior.



34. What do you call a bicycle that's really small? A tiny-cycle.



35. Why did the bicycle go to the library? It was looking for some wheel-y good books.



36. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? It had a flat tire.



37. What do you call a bicycle that's really clumsy? A cycle-path-etic.



38. Why did the bicycle wear a hoodie? It was trying to fit into some bike culture.



39. What do you call a bicycle that's really fast? A lightning-cycle.



40. Why did the bicycle go to the beach? It was looking for some wheel-y good seafood.



41. Why don't bicycles ever go to the movies? They don't have a lot of reel interest.



42. What do you call a bicycle that's really loud? A bell-a-cycle.



43. Why did the bicycle join a theater group? It wanted to be the star-spoke.



44. What do you call a bicycle that's really shy? A pedal-flower.



45. Why did the bicycle go on a diet? It was looking to lose some wheel.



46. What do you call a bicycle that's really smart? A brain-cyclist.



47. Why don't bicycles ever go on vacation? They don't have a lot of wheel time.



48. What do you call a bicycle that's really muscular? A bike-triceps.



49. Why did the bicycle go to the fancy restaurant? It wanted to learn some wheel etiquette.



50. What do you call a bicycle that's really into math? A geometry-cycle.