The Same Birthday
How many people do you need to have the odds be in favor (at least 50% chance) of two people having the same birthday?
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1. What do you give a bald friend on his birthday? A can of hair spray!
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
3. What did the cake say to the candles? "Don't burn yourself out!"
4. Why was the math book sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems!
5. Why did the birthday balloon feel depressed? Because it was a little deflated!
6. Why did the birthday boy always wear sunscreen? He didn't want to be a sun of a beach!
7. Why did the birthday girl always carry a mirror with her? So she could see her reflection and age backwards!
8. What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays just wick you up?"
9. What do you call a dinosaur's birthday party? A pre-historic celebration!
10. What did the birthday cake say to the fork? "You're a party animal!"
11. Why did the birthday boy have trouble blowing out his candles? He had asthma and they were number 10!
12. Why was the birthday clown trying to juggle cats? Because he wanted to make the paw-ty purr-fect!
13. What did the birthday card say to the envelope? "Don't lick me, I'm already sweet enough!"
14. Why did the birthday boy wear a tiara? He wanted to feel like a princess for a day!
15. What did the balloon say to the pin? "Don't pop my party high!"
16. What did the birthday goon say? "Let's party like it's your birthday, because it isn't mine!"
17. Why did the birthday girl have a special cake? She was extra fondue of it!
18. What do you call a birthday that's been forgotten? An oldie but a goodie!
19. Why did the birthday boy refuse to get a cake? He was having a bad tier day!
20. Why did the birthday cake run out of the room? It was afraid of getting iced!
21. What kind of birthday cake do they eat in space? Cosmic cake!
22. What did the birthday frog say? "Time sure does croak up on you!"
23. Why did the birthday cat wear a sombrero? It was a meow-sical Fiesta!
24. What did the birthday pickle say? "I'm kind of a big dill today!"
25. Why did the birthday girl insist on wearing a tutu? She wanted to feel like a ballerina who didn't give up!
26. What did the birthday bear say? "I'm paw-some getting older!"
27. Why did the birthday girl refuse to eat her cake? She was afraid of frosting her teeth over!
28. What did the birthday bee say? "Hive got a feeling this party is going to be buzzing!"
29. Why did the birthday boy always bring his piggy bank to school? He wanted to make a deposit on his party!
30. What did the birthday boy say to the balloon? "You really blow me away!"
31. Why did the birthday girl hire a magician? She wanted to make all her age disappear!
32. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "Let's make a wish, frosting!"
33. Why did the birthday boy get a new cell phone? He wanted to stay connected to his birthday wishes!
34. What did the birthday taco say? "Don't salsa your cake on me!"
35. Why did the birthday girl always wear a tutu? She wanted to tie one-on with the party!
36. What did the birthday whale say? "This party is whale of a time!"
37. Why did the birthday boy wear a toga? He was a Roman the party!
38. What did the birthday banana say? "I'm totally ap-peel-ing today!"
39. Why did the birthday girl refuse to eat her pizza? She was feeling crusty!
40. What did the birthday cake say to the candles? "Let's be the light of this party!"
41. Why did the birthday boy wear a cape? He wanted to be the hero of his own story!
42. What did the birthday ninja say? "I'm cutting the cake!"
43. Why did the birthday girl refuse to wear a hat? She didn't want to mess up her hair-do!
44. What did the birthday chicken say? "I'm egg-cited for this party!"
45. Why did the birthday bear wear a party hat? He was bear-y happy to celebrate!
46. Why did the birthday girl want a horse? So she could gallop into another year!
47. What did the birthday panda say? "I'm ready to party-bear!"
48. Why did the birthday girl bring her poodle to the party? She wanted to puppy love the day!
49. What did the birthday cupcake say to the slice of cake? "Don't cut me down to size!"
50. Why did the birthday boy wear sunglasses? He was such a shining star, he didn't want to blind anyone!
1. What do you give a bald friend on his birthday? A can of hair spray!
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
3. What did the cake say to the candles? "Don't burn yourself out!"
4. Why was the math book sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems!
5. Why did the birthday balloon feel depressed? Because it was a little deflated!
6. Why did the birthday boy always wear sunscreen? He didn't want to be a sun of a beach!
7. Why did the birthday girl always carry a mirror with her? So she could see her reflection and age backwards!
8. What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays just wick you up?"
9. What do you call a dinosaur's birthday party? A pre-historic celebration!
10. What did the birthday cake say to the fork? "You're a party animal!"
11. Why did the birthday boy have trouble blowing out his candles? He had asthma and they were number 10!
12. Why was the birthday clown trying to juggle cats? Because he wanted to make the paw-ty purr-fect!
13. What did the birthday card say to the envelope? "Don't lick me, I'm already sweet enough!"
14. Why did the birthday boy wear a tiara? He wanted to feel like a princess for a day!
15. What did the balloon say to the pin? "Don't pop my party high!"
16. What did the birthday goon say? "Let's party like it's your birthday, because it isn't mine!"
17. Why did the birthday girl have a special cake? She was extra fondue of it!
18. What do you call a birthday that's been forgotten? An oldie but a goodie!
19. Why did the birthday boy refuse to get a cake? He was having a bad tier day!
20. Why did the birthday cake run out of the room? It was afraid of getting iced!
21. What kind of birthday cake do they eat in space? Cosmic cake!
22. What did the birthday frog say? "Time sure does croak up on you!"
23. Why did the birthday cat wear a sombrero? It was a meow-sical Fiesta!
24. What did the birthday pickle say? "I'm kind of a big dill today!"
25. Why did the birthday girl insist on wearing a tutu? She wanted to feel like a ballerina who didn't give up!
26. What did the birthday bear say? "I'm paw-some getting older!"
27. Why did the birthday girl refuse to eat her cake? She was afraid of frosting her teeth over!
28. What did the birthday bee say? "Hive got a feeling this party is going to be buzzing!"
29. Why did the birthday boy always bring his piggy bank to school? He wanted to make a deposit on his party!
30. What did the birthday boy say to the balloon? "You really blow me away!"
31. Why did the birthday girl hire a magician? She wanted to make all her age disappear!
32. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "Let's make a wish, frosting!"
33. Why did the birthday boy get a new cell phone? He wanted to stay connected to his birthday wishes!
34. What did the birthday taco say? "Don't salsa your cake on me!"
35. Why did the birthday girl always wear a tutu? She wanted to tie one-on with the party!
36. What did the birthday whale say? "This party is whale of a time!"
37. Why did the birthday boy wear a toga? He was a Roman the party!
38. What did the birthday banana say? "I'm totally ap-peel-ing today!"
39. Why did the birthday girl refuse to eat her pizza? She was feeling crusty!
40. What did the birthday cake say to the candles? "Let's be the light of this party!"
41. Why did the birthday boy wear a cape? He wanted to be the hero of his own story!
42. What did the birthday ninja say? "I'm cutting the cake!"
43. Why did the birthday girl refuse to wear a hat? She didn't want to mess up her hair-do!
44. What did the birthday chicken say? "I'm egg-cited for this party!"
45. Why did the birthday bear wear a party hat? He was bear-y happy to celebrate!
46. Why did the birthday girl want a horse? So she could gallop into another year!
47. What did the birthday panda say? "I'm ready to party-bear!"
48. Why did the birthday girl bring her poodle to the party? She wanted to puppy love the day!
49. What did the birthday cupcake say to the slice of cake? "Don't cut me down to size!"
50. Why did the birthday boy wear sunglasses? He was such a shining star, he didn't want to blind anyone!