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A Brown Cow Riddle

Hint:
To get chocolate milk.
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1. What do you call a blonde who dyes their hair brown? A metamorphosis in progress!



2. Why did the blonde carry a ladder with her wherever she went? In case she needed to climb up in the world!



3. What do you call a blonde who works at a coffee shop? A latte lady!



4. Why did the blonde refuse to take the elevator? She wanted to step up her exercise game!



5. Why did the blonde bring a pencil and paper to her job interview? To make sure she wrote down all the "write" answers!



6. What do you call a blonde who knows how to play the guitar? A rockstar in the making!



7. Why did the blonde keep falling off the swing? She didn't have a string of ideas!



8. What do you call a blonde who's really good at math? A numerical genius!



9. Why did the blonde refuse to eat a bakery's goods? She was on a roll and didn't want to bun out!



10. What do you call a blonde who's a superhero? A bleach avenger!



11. Why did the blonde plant Cheerios? She thought they were doughnut seeds!



12. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A legally blonde!



13. Why was the blonde's science project a failure? She tried to make a baking soda volcano using saltines!



14. What do you call a blonde who's a fashionista? A chic with bleach!



15. Why did the blonde become a ventriloquist? To give voice to her inner thoughts!



16. What do you call a blonde who's a comedian? A giggle factory!



17. Why did the blonde become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of why blondes have more fun!



18. What do you call a blonde who's a firefighter? A hot mess!



19. Why was the blonde's selfie so blurry? She couldn't find the "focus" button!



20. What do you call a blonde who's a poet? A rhyming reason!



21. Why did the blonde wear sunglasses at night? She heard it improved her night vision!



22. What do you call a blonde who's an artist? A stroke of sunshine!



23. Why did the blonde take her blender to the hair salon? She thought it was time to blend in!



24. What do you call a blonde who's an actor? A starburst!



25. Why did the blonde open a can of worms? She heard it was a good way to catch fish!



26. What do you call a blonde who's a DJ? A sound cloud!



27. Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? She wanted to see a reflection of herself!



28. What do you call a blonde who's a race car driver? A blonde bolt!



29. Why did the blonde wear a tutu to the office? She wanted to pirouette her way up the corporate ladder!



30. What do you call a blonde who's a magician? A bleach wizard!



31. Why did the blonde use a ruler as a bookmark? She wanted to measure her progress!



32. What do you call a blonde who's a chef? A flaxen cook!



33. Why did the blonde wear a tiara to bed? She wanted to wake up feeling like a princess!



34. What do you call a blonde who's a gym instructor? A sweat lightning!



35. Why did the blonde become a librarian? She heard it was a good way to book a date!



36. What do you call a blonde who's a dentist? A plaque-a-tarian!



37. Why did the blonde carry a dictionary with her everywhere she went? She wanted to expand her vocabulary!



38. What do you call a blonde who's an astronaut? A cosmic cookie!



39. Why did the blonde become a bartender? She wanted to pour herself into her work!



40. What do you call a blonde who's a professional swimmer? A blonde fish!



41. Why did the blonde make a necklace out of paper clips? She heard it was good for her posture!



42. What do you call a blonde who's a surgeon? A scalpel queen!



43. Why did the blonde become an author? She had a lot of stories to tell and wanted to get them down on paper!



44. What do you call a blonde who's a chiropractor? A spine-tangler!



45. Why did the blonde wear a tutu to the grocery store? She wanted to pirouette her way down the aisles!



46. What do you call a blonde who's a life coach? A golden guide!



47. Why did the blonde become a flower arranger? She wanted to bloom where she was planted!



48. What do you call a blonde who's a preacher? A sunny sermonizer!



49. Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the beach? She wanted to drive her sandcastle!



50. What do you call a blonde who's a martial artist? A blonde belt!
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