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1. What do you call a blonde who dyes their hair brown? A metamorphosis in progress!
2. Why did the blonde carry a ladder with her wherever she went? In case she needed to climb up in the world!
3. What do you call a blonde who works at a coffee shop? A latte lady!
4. Why did the blonde refuse to take the elevator? She wanted to step up her exercise game!
5. Why did the blonde bring a pencil and paper to her job interview? To make sure she wrote down all the "write" answers!
6. What do you call a blonde who knows how to play the guitar? A rockstar in the making!
7. Why did the blonde keep falling off the swing? She didn't have a string of ideas!
8. What do you call a blonde who's really good at math? A numerical genius!
9. Why did the blonde refuse to eat a bakery's goods? She was on a roll and didn't want to bun out!
10. What do you call a blonde who's a superhero? A bleach avenger!
11. Why did the blonde plant Cheerios? She thought they were doughnut seeds!
12. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A legally blonde!
13. Why was the blonde's science project a failure? She tried to make a baking soda volcano using saltines!
14. What do you call a blonde who's a fashionista? A chic with bleach!
15. Why did the blonde become a ventriloquist? To give voice to her inner thoughts!
16. What do you call a blonde who's a comedian? A giggle factory!
17. Why did the blonde become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of why blondes have more fun!
18. What do you call a blonde who's a firefighter? A hot mess!
19. Why was the blonde's selfie so blurry? She couldn't find the "focus" button!
20. What do you call a blonde who's a poet? A rhyming reason!
21. Why did the blonde wear sunglasses at night? She heard it improved her night vision!
22. What do you call a blonde who's an artist? A stroke of sunshine!
23. Why did the blonde take her blender to the hair salon? She thought it was time to blend in!
24. What do you call a blonde who's an actor? A starburst!
25. Why did the blonde open a can of worms? She heard it was a good way to catch fish!
26. What do you call a blonde who's a DJ? A sound cloud!
27. Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? She wanted to see a reflection of herself!
28. What do you call a blonde who's a race car driver? A blonde bolt!
29. Why did the blonde wear a tutu to the office? She wanted to pirouette her way up the corporate ladder!
30. What do you call a blonde who's a magician? A bleach wizard!
31. Why did the blonde use a ruler as a bookmark? She wanted to measure her progress!
32. What do you call a blonde who's a chef? A flaxen cook!
33. Why did the blonde wear a tiara to bed? She wanted to wake up feeling like a princess!
34. What do you call a blonde who's a gym instructor? A sweat lightning!
35. Why did the blonde become a librarian? She heard it was a good way to book a date!
36. What do you call a blonde who's a dentist? A plaque-a-tarian!
37. Why did the blonde carry a dictionary with her everywhere she went? She wanted to expand her vocabulary!
38. What do you call a blonde who's an astronaut? A cosmic cookie!
39. Why did the blonde become a bartender? She wanted to pour herself into her work!
40. What do you call a blonde who's a professional swimmer? A blonde fish!
41. Why did the blonde make a necklace out of paper clips? She heard it was good for her posture!
42. What do you call a blonde who's a surgeon? A scalpel queen!
43. Why did the blonde become an author? She had a lot of stories to tell and wanted to get them down on paper!
44. What do you call a blonde who's a chiropractor? A spine-tangler!
45. Why did the blonde wear a tutu to the grocery store? She wanted to pirouette her way down the aisles!
46. What do you call a blonde who's a life coach? A golden guide!
47. Why did the blonde become a flower arranger? She wanted to bloom where she was planted!
48. What do you call a blonde who's a preacher? A sunny sermonizer!
49. Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the beach? She wanted to drive her sandcastle!
50. What do you call a blonde who's a martial artist? A blonde belt!
1. What do you call a blonde who dyes their hair brown? A metamorphosis in progress!
2. Why did the blonde carry a ladder with her wherever she went? In case she needed to climb up in the world!
3. What do you call a blonde who works at a coffee shop? A latte lady!
4. Why did the blonde refuse to take the elevator? She wanted to step up her exercise game!
5. Why did the blonde bring a pencil and paper to her job interview? To make sure she wrote down all the "write" answers!
6. What do you call a blonde who knows how to play the guitar? A rockstar in the making!
7. Why did the blonde keep falling off the swing? She didn't have a string of ideas!
8. What do you call a blonde who's really good at math? A numerical genius!
9. Why did the blonde refuse to eat a bakery's goods? She was on a roll and didn't want to bun out!
10. What do you call a blonde who's a superhero? A bleach avenger!
11. Why did the blonde plant Cheerios? She thought they were doughnut seeds!
12. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A legally blonde!
13. Why was the blonde's science project a failure? She tried to make a baking soda volcano using saltines!
14. What do you call a blonde who's a fashionista? A chic with bleach!
15. Why did the blonde become a ventriloquist? To give voice to her inner thoughts!
16. What do you call a blonde who's a comedian? A giggle factory!
17. Why did the blonde become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of why blondes have more fun!
18. What do you call a blonde who's a firefighter? A hot mess!
19. Why was the blonde's selfie so blurry? She couldn't find the "focus" button!
20. What do you call a blonde who's a poet? A rhyming reason!
21. Why did the blonde wear sunglasses at night? She heard it improved her night vision!
22. What do you call a blonde who's an artist? A stroke of sunshine!
23. Why did the blonde take her blender to the hair salon? She thought it was time to blend in!
24. What do you call a blonde who's an actor? A starburst!
25. Why did the blonde open a can of worms? She heard it was a good way to catch fish!
26. What do you call a blonde who's a DJ? A sound cloud!
27. Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? She wanted to see a reflection of herself!
28. What do you call a blonde who's a race car driver? A blonde bolt!
29. Why did the blonde wear a tutu to the office? She wanted to pirouette her way up the corporate ladder!
30. What do you call a blonde who's a magician? A bleach wizard!
31. Why did the blonde use a ruler as a bookmark? She wanted to measure her progress!
32. What do you call a blonde who's a chef? A flaxen cook!
33. Why did the blonde wear a tiara to bed? She wanted to wake up feeling like a princess!
34. What do you call a blonde who's a gym instructor? A sweat lightning!
35. Why did the blonde become a librarian? She heard it was a good way to book a date!
36. What do you call a blonde who's a dentist? A plaque-a-tarian!
37. Why did the blonde carry a dictionary with her everywhere she went? She wanted to expand her vocabulary!
38. What do you call a blonde who's an astronaut? A cosmic cookie!
39. Why did the blonde become a bartender? She wanted to pour herself into her work!
40. What do you call a blonde who's a professional swimmer? A blonde fish!
41. Why did the blonde make a necklace out of paper clips? She heard it was good for her posture!
42. What do you call a blonde who's a surgeon? A scalpel queen!
43. Why did the blonde become an author? She had a lot of stories to tell and wanted to get them down on paper!
44. What do you call a blonde who's a chiropractor? A spine-tangler!
45. Why did the blonde wear a tutu to the grocery store? She wanted to pirouette her way down the aisles!
46. What do you call a blonde who's a life coach? A golden guide!
47. Why did the blonde become a flower arranger? She wanted to bloom where she was planted!
48. What do you call a blonde who's a preacher? A sunny sermonizer!
49. Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the beach? She wanted to drive her sandcastle!
50. What do you call a blonde who's a martial artist? A blonde belt!