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1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
3. What do you call a bear that has no teeth? A gummy bear.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
11. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!
12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
13. Why couldn't the bicycle take its hat off? Because it had a bike helmet on!
14. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham-rock!
15. What did the grapefruit say to the orange? Your peel is showing.
16. Why was the broom late? Because it swept in.
17. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
19. What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frostbite!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
21. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
22. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
23. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
24. What do you get when you cross a bird and a firecracker? Tweetie pop!
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
27. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
28. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
30. Why did the paper go to the gym? To get ripped!
31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
32. Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was trying to ketchup with the other tomatoes.
33. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
35. What do you call a bee that dreams of becoming a butterfly? A wannabee.
36. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss.
37. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to dance with.
38. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
39. What do you call a sheep that sings in a choir? A ewe-nique vocalist.
40. Why did the man put his money in the washing machine? He wanted clean money.
41. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
42. Why was the broom late? Because it swept in.
43. What do you call a potato that is always lazy? A couch potato.
44. What did the hot dog say when it won the race? "I'm the wiener!"
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a chicken? Frostbite!
46. Why did the tomato turn brown? Because it was in a jam.
47. What do you call a camel that loves to dance? The humpa-cha-cha.
48. What do you get when you cross a mouse and a motorcycle? A motor-mouse!
49. Why was the broom always tired? Because it was sweeping all day.
50. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
3. What do you call a bear that has no teeth? A gummy bear.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
11. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!
12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
13. Why couldn't the bicycle take its hat off? Because it had a bike helmet on!
14. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham-rock!
15. What did the grapefruit say to the orange? Your peel is showing.
16. Why was the broom late? Because it swept in.
17. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
19. What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frostbite!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
21. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
22. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
23. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
24. What do you get when you cross a bird and a firecracker? Tweetie pop!
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
27. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
28. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
30. Why did the paper go to the gym? To get ripped!
31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
32. Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was trying to ketchup with the other tomatoes.
33. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
35. What do you call a bee that dreams of becoming a butterfly? A wannabee.
36. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss.
37. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to dance with.
38. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
39. What do you call a sheep that sings in a choir? A ewe-nique vocalist.
40. Why did the man put his money in the washing machine? He wanted clean money.
41. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
42. Why was the broom late? Because it swept in.
43. What do you call a potato that is always lazy? A couch potato.
44. What did the hot dog say when it won the race? "I'm the wiener!"
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a chicken? Frostbite!
46. Why did the tomato turn brown? Because it was in a jam.
47. What do you call a camel that loves to dance? The humpa-cha-cha.
48. What do you get when you cross a mouse and a motorcycle? A motor-mouse!
49. Why was the broom always tired? Because it was sweeping all day.
50. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.