Breakfast Cat Riddle
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What's On The Menu?
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A Monsters Breakfast Riddle
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2 Fathers And 2 Sons Riddle
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One of the 'fathers' is also a grandfather. Therefore the other father is both a son and a father to the grandson.
In other words, the one father is both a son and a father. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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In other words, the one father is both a son and a father. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
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1. What do you call a breakfast sandwich that's always on the go? An egg-citing adventure.
2. Why did the pancake go to school? To become a stack-tician.
3. How does a Frenchman make his eggs? Oeuf course!
4. What do you get when you cross a pancake with a tiger? A striped panciger.
5. Why did the toast break up with the jelly? It was spreading itself too thin.
6. What did the coffee say after it got mugged? "Bean there, done that."
7. Why are eggs so good at telling jokes? They always crack up their audience.
8. What did the waffle say to the maple syrup? "Aww, you sweeten me up."
9. How does a porcupine like his eggs? Poke-y.
10. What do you get when you mix a breakfast burrito and a hot tub? A spicy soak-a.
11. What do you call a breakfast pastry that's feeling a bit grumpy? A turnover-frown.
12. How does oatmeal like to have its coffee? With a pinch of cinnamon and a bowl of love.
13. Why was the cereal so sad? It was feeling un-granola-ful.
14. What's the difference between an egg and a clock? One is an oval, the other is a tick-tock-al.
15. What did the bacon say to the tomato? Lettuce get together and make a BLT.
16. How does a breakfast detective solve a case? By following the toast-crumb trail.
17. What do you call a breakfast sandwich that can skate? An ollie-fry.
18. Why did the toast go to therapy? To deal with its toaster-aversion disorder.
19. How does a vegetarian make a frittata? By using egg-plants.
20. What do you call a pancake that's always late? An apology breakfast.
21. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? To get a sugar-coated smile.
22. What did the boiled egg say to the uncooked egg? "You've got a lot to yolk about."
23. How do you make porridge hilarious? By adding a spoonful of pun-ny.
24. Why did the coffee break up with the tea? It was a steep price to pay for a hot date.
25. What do you call a breakfast sausage that can dance? A chorizo-shimmy.
26. How does a breakfast DJ like their music? Over-easy listening.
27. What do you get when you cross a grapefruit with an orange? A fruity hybrid-citrus.
28. Why did the bagel go to therapy? It had been dealing with a lot of sinking feelings.
29. How does a yoghurt like to travel? In a culture-shock-proof container.
30. What do you call a breakfast buffet that's feeling overwhelmed? A scrambled-feast.
31. How does a breakfast bard write their poetry? With a side of rhyme and a dash of verse.
32. What did the breakfast sandwich say to the crunchy toast? "You make me melt."
33. Why did the croissant feel like a superstar? Because it was on a roll.
34. What do you call a breakfast plate that's feeling forgotten? An abandon-muffin.
35. How does a bowl of cereal like to start its day? With a splash of milk and a bit of cereal-ity.
36. Why did the banana feel shy at the breakfast party? It didn't want to split.
37. What do you call a breakfast cereal that likes to live life on the edge? A crunch-ational dare-devil.
38. How does a pancake like to celebrate its birthday? With a stack of presents and a side of syrup.
39. Why did the scrambled eggs feel undercooked? They needed a bit more thyme.
40. What did the coffee say to the tea? "Can we brew-seriously consider being friends?"
41. How does a breakfast chef create the perfect omelette? With a whisk and a prayer.
42. Why did the breakfast sandwich break up with the bagel? It was tired of all the cream cheese drama.
43. What do you call a breakfast sandwich that's feeling bored? A ham-and-cheese-grind.
44. How does a breakfast burrito like to start its day? With a spicy kick and a side of sass.
45. Why did the oatmeal feel like a superstar? It was hot stuff.
46. What do you call a breakfast pastry that's feeling adventurous? A go-getter croissant.
47. How does a breakfast bowl of fruit feel about life? Bananas about it.
48. Why did the breakfast sandwich decide to become a comedian? Because it was sick of being the straight man.
49. What do you call a breakfast muffin that's feeling a bit sour? A lemon-pucker-up.
50. How does a bagel feel after it's been toasted? A little toasty-er.
1. What do you call a breakfast sandwich that's always on the go? An egg-citing adventure.
2. Why did the pancake go to school? To become a stack-tician.
3. How does a Frenchman make his eggs? Oeuf course!
4. What do you get when you cross a pancake with a tiger? A striped panciger.
5. Why did the toast break up with the jelly? It was spreading itself too thin.
6. What did the coffee say after it got mugged? "Bean there, done that."
7. Why are eggs so good at telling jokes? They always crack up their audience.
8. What did the waffle say to the maple syrup? "Aww, you sweeten me up."
9. How does a porcupine like his eggs? Poke-y.
10. What do you get when you mix a breakfast burrito and a hot tub? A spicy soak-a.
11. What do you call a breakfast pastry that's feeling a bit grumpy? A turnover-frown.
12. How does oatmeal like to have its coffee? With a pinch of cinnamon and a bowl of love.
13. Why was the cereal so sad? It was feeling un-granola-ful.
14. What's the difference between an egg and a clock? One is an oval, the other is a tick-tock-al.
15. What did the bacon say to the tomato? Lettuce get together and make a BLT.
16. How does a breakfast detective solve a case? By following the toast-crumb trail.
17. What do you call a breakfast sandwich that can skate? An ollie-fry.
18. Why did the toast go to therapy? To deal with its toaster-aversion disorder.
19. How does a vegetarian make a frittata? By using egg-plants.
20. What do you call a pancake that's always late? An apology breakfast.
21. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? To get a sugar-coated smile.
22. What did the boiled egg say to the uncooked egg? "You've got a lot to yolk about."
23. How do you make porridge hilarious? By adding a spoonful of pun-ny.
24. Why did the coffee break up with the tea? It was a steep price to pay for a hot date.
25. What do you call a breakfast sausage that can dance? A chorizo-shimmy.
26. How does a breakfast DJ like their music? Over-easy listening.
27. What do you get when you cross a grapefruit with an orange? A fruity hybrid-citrus.
28. Why did the bagel go to therapy? It had been dealing with a lot of sinking feelings.
29. How does a yoghurt like to travel? In a culture-shock-proof container.
30. What do you call a breakfast buffet that's feeling overwhelmed? A scrambled-feast.
31. How does a breakfast bard write their poetry? With a side of rhyme and a dash of verse.
32. What did the breakfast sandwich say to the crunchy toast? "You make me melt."
33. Why did the croissant feel like a superstar? Because it was on a roll.
34. What do you call a breakfast plate that's feeling forgotten? An abandon-muffin.
35. How does a bowl of cereal like to start its day? With a splash of milk and a bit of cereal-ity.
36. Why did the banana feel shy at the breakfast party? It didn't want to split.
37. What do you call a breakfast cereal that likes to live life on the edge? A crunch-ational dare-devil.
38. How does a pancake like to celebrate its birthday? With a stack of presents and a side of syrup.
39. Why did the scrambled eggs feel undercooked? They needed a bit more thyme.
40. What did the coffee say to the tea? "Can we brew-seriously consider being friends?"
41. How does a breakfast chef create the perfect omelette? With a whisk and a prayer.
42. Why did the breakfast sandwich break up with the bagel? It was tired of all the cream cheese drama.
43. What do you call a breakfast sandwich that's feeling bored? A ham-and-cheese-grind.
44. How does a breakfast burrito like to start its day? With a spicy kick and a side of sass.
45. Why did the oatmeal feel like a superstar? It was hot stuff.
46. What do you call a breakfast pastry that's feeling adventurous? A go-getter croissant.
47. How does a breakfast bowl of fruit feel about life? Bananas about it.
48. Why did the breakfast sandwich decide to become a comedian? Because it was sick of being the straight man.
49. What do you call a breakfast muffin that's feeling a bit sour? A lemon-pucker-up.
50. How does a bagel feel after it's been toasted? A little toasty-er.