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1. What do you call a singing candy? A Pop Starburst!

2. What candy is always ready to party? Lifesavers!

3. Why did the candy bar break up with its girlfriend? She was too Snickers.

4. What did the Jellybean say to the other Jellybean on Valentine's Day? I'm sweet on you!

5. How does a candy bar introduce itself? With a Hershey's kiss!

6. How does a chocolate bar flirt? With its sweet talk.

7. What do you call a candy that tells jokes? a LOL-lypop!

8. What do you call a candy that can sing too high? A High-pitched Sour Patch Kid!

9. What do you call a candy that gives bad advice? A Whopper of a lie!

10. What does a peanut butter cup say when it's tickled? Reese-ees-tic laughter!

11. Who's the spiciest candy in town? Sin Mentos!

12. What kind of candy can solve a mystery? A clue-choo Train!

13. Which candy is the biggest flirt? A Smarty pants!

14. What happens when you give candy to a clown? A Sweet Jester!

15. Which candy bar is a health food? A Kit-Kat, because it's only one serving!

16. How does a candy bar go to the bathroom? They go to the Twix!

17. What's a candy's favorite place to be? In a Sweet Spot!

18. What do you call a broken candy bar? A Kit-Kraken!

19. Why did the gummy bear cross the road? To get to the sweet side!

20. What do you call a candy bar with a passport? A Snickersneeze Globe-trotter!

21. What kind of candy can make you laugh until you pee? A Rollo-coaster!

22. Which candy is the most helpful? The one that shows you the way with a Milky-Way!

23. What do you call a candy that's always coming up with new ideas? A Brainburst!

24. What candy bar won the science fair? The smartie!

25. Which candy is always the life of the party? The Starburst!

26. Why did the candy go to the doctor? Because it had a cough drop in its throat!

27. What do you call a candy that loves to watch the sunrise? A Mar-sun-Mallow!

28. What do you call a candy that's always moving? A Butterfingers!

29. Which candy is always getting into trouble? The Peppermint Pattie!

30. What do you call a candy that's always late? The Snickersnack!

31. What candy is a teacher's pet? The Pez-kid!

32. What candy helps you stay focused? A Milk Dud!

33. What kind of candy works in a hospital? Lifesavers!

34. Why did the candy go to the beach? To get a little sun-sation!

35. Which candy is good at sports? The Twizzler Twirl!

36. Why did the candy go to the mountains? To reach the peeks of adventure!

37. What do you call a candy that's always on the go? A Reese's mobile!

38. What do you call a candy that's always in a hurry? A Fast-break!

39. What's the best way to make candy feel good? Kit-Kat and relax!

40. Which candy is always making new friends? The Tic Tac Toe!

41. What kind of candy is good at math? A U-No bar!

42. What do you call a candy that makes you feel better? A Good & Plenty!

43. What candy is perfect for Halloween? The Sneakers bar!

44. Why did the candy go to therapy? It had a meltdown!

45. Which candy plays the drums? The Snareburst!

46. What do you call a candy that's always trying to organize things? A Skittle Assistant!

47. What's a candy's favorite superhero? The Milky Way Almond!

48. Who's the funniest candy of all? The PayDay with a sense of humor!

49. Why did the candy break up with the clock? Because it was sick of Tic Tacs!

50. What did the candy say when it got a job at the zoo? I'm a Laffy Taffy, but I'm serious about my work!
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