CARTOON RIDDLES

Who is the Caped crime fighting duck?

They call me the Dalmatian puppy snatcher. I am..?

I am Homers drunk buddy from the Simpsons, who am I?

Who is the busy older cousin of Tommy on Rugrats?

I lived in London
I wear a yellow dress
I go to Africa to study gorillas
I met a boy who talks to the animals

Who am I?

I want to marry the prince someday
I have a step sister
I love purple, my sister Drezilla loves green
My mother is Lady Tremaine

I am..?

Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

I live in the jungle
My father was killed
I am to be king of
the jungle one day
I sing I can't wait to be king

Who am I?

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1. What do you call a group of superheroes who love to tell dad jokes? The Pun Avengers.



2. Why did the cartoon chicken cross the road? To get to the other slide.



3. What did the cartoon grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. How did the cartoon dog become a successful comedian? He had a great sense of "humor."



5. Why did the cartoon snowman refuse to fight the sun? Because he knew he'd melt under pressure.



6. What did the cartoon elephant say to the mouse who asked to ride on its back? Sorry, I only carry heavyweight champions.



7. Why did the cartoon ghost buy a new house? He wanted to make sure it was haunted-friendly.



8. What did the cartoon chef say when the dough didn't rise? This is batter than I expected.



9. Why did the cartoon horse get a vasectomy? Because he was getting a little too foal-mouthed.



10. Why did the cartoon bee get kicked out of the hive? He refused to follow the buzz rules.



11. How does a cartoon frog get a date? He jumps at the chance.



12. Why did the cartoon duck refuse to go to the bar? He didn't want to be a sitting duck.



13. What did the cartoon camel say when it got a new pair of shoes? These are a perfect fit-for-a-sultan!



14. Why did the cartoon giraffe go on a diet? To stick his neck out and slim down.



15. What did the cartoon worm say when it saw the apple? This is my time to shine!



16. Why did the cartoon pirate go on vacation? He needed some R&R for his eye patch.



17. How do you know if a cartoon cat has a high IQ? When it says it's going to take over the world, it means it.



18. What do you call a cartoon fish with a short attention span? A fish-ionista.



19. What did the cartoon astronaut say when he was on the moon? This is one small step for a cartoon, one giant leap for cartoonkind.



20. Why did the cartoon lion become a vegetarian? Because he felt like a lion down on his luck.



21. How do cartoon robots eat sushi? With soy oil.



22. Why did the cartoon chicken quit the band? It kept pecking up the tempo.



23. What do you call a cartoon cow who knows how to rap? Mootown.



24. Why did the cartoon clown go to school? To get a degree in sillyology.



25. How do you know if a cartoon cat is needy? It always wants to paw-nder about something.



26. What did the cartoon doctor say to the patient who needed a pacemaker? Don't worry, we'll give you a jump start.



27. Why did the cartoon astronaut get a speeding ticket in space? He broke the lightyear speed limit.



28. What did the cartoon mouse say when it saw the cat chasing him? I've gotta scram-birdle!



29. Why did the cartoon penguin buy a new suit? He wanted to dress to impress his flippers.



30. How do you know if a cartoon elephant has a good memory? It never for-bets anything.



31. Why did the cartoon computer get a virus? It was surfing the net-turtles too often.



32. What did the cartoon bird say when it saw the other bird wearing a toupee? Feather goes nothing.



33. Why did the cartoon farmer decide to switch to cows instead of pigs? He figured the grazing was greener on the udder side.



34. What do you call a cartoon bear who's really good at math? A logarithm.



35. Why did the cartoon ghost take up boxing? To learn how to float like a butterfly, sting like a boo.



36. What did the cartoon snail say when it crossed the finish line? I waited up all night for this.



37. How does a cartoon skunk clean up after itself? With pew-pu paper.



38. Why did the cartoon wolf start wearing glasses? He needed to see into the furs-ture.



39. What do you call a cartoon rabbit who's really good at basketball? Air Bugs.



40. Why did the cartoon bear go to bed early? He was feeling grizzly.



41. What did the cartoon squirrel say when it found a nut in the garbage? This is nut-tastic.



42. Why did the cartoon spider delete its Facebook account? It was tired of getting caught in the web.



43. What do you call a cartoon spider that can't spin webs? A dry-humorist.



44. Why did the cartoon turtle refuse to cross the road? It was shell-shocked.



45. What did the cartoon shark say when it saw a school of fish? I'm feeling over-baited.



46. Why did the cartoon horse refuse to go to the doctor? It didn't want to be fed any "neigh-sayers."



47. What do you call a cartoon dinosaur who's really good at guitar? Strat-osaurus Rex.



48. Why did the cartoon octopus get into the restaurant business? It wanted to open up a tanta-calzone.



49. What did the cartoon bee say to the flower that rejected its advances? I thought we had a good buzz going.



50. Why did the cartoon gorilla refuse to share its banana? It wanted to keep things a-peeling.