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1. What do you call a phone that's always on a diet? A Slim-Cardio.
2. What did the cell phone say when it fell off the table? "I can't get a grip on things!"
3. Why did the phone go to the doctor? It was feeling screen-sick.
4. What's the best way to stay fit with your phone? Give it a lot of reps.
5. Why did the cell phone hate high school? It was never smart-phone enough.
6. Why did the phone break up with the charger? It was a power struggle.
7. What do you call a phone with a foot fetish? A sole phone.
8. What do you call a phone that's always cold? An ice-Phone.
9. What do you call a phone that's afraid of heights? A Low-Fi.
10. What's the best way to find your phone in the dark? Turn on the light.
11. Why did the phone ring when nobody was calling? It had a phoney signal.
12. What do you call a phone that's always broke? A Spare-Change.
13. What's a phone's favorite music genre? Wireless.
14. Why did the phone have trouble staying awake? Its bedtime mode was on.
15. What do you call a phone that's always bossing you around? A mobile tyrant.
16. Why did the phone become a lawyer? It wanted to make some call-s.
17. What's a phone's least favorite movie? The Ring.
18. Why did the phone get pulled over by the police? It was texting and driving.
19. What do you call a phone that's always trying to sell you something? A smartphone salesman.
20. Why did the phone eat a clock? It wanted to keep pace.
21. What happened to the phone when it got lost in a spooky forest? It entered roam mode.
22. What do you call a phone that's always playing pranks? A joke-Caller.
23. Why did the phone have a bad attitude? It had too many apps.
24. What's a phone's favorite place to relax? Bluetooth Mountain.
25. What do you call a phone that always tells the truth? An honest-iPhone.
26. What do you call a phone that always breaks down? A Crack-jack.
27. What's a phone's favorite song about love? Text on Fire.
28. Why did the phone want to be an actor? It wanted to be in-cell-Brity.
29. What do you call a phone that's always hungry? A Cellularis.
30. What's a phone's favorite sports team? Free-throw Bell.
31. Why did the phone become a doctor? It wanted to have a call-in practice.
32. What do you call a phone that's always gossiping? Talk-a-Phony.
33. Why did the phone have trouble controlling its emotions? It had too many mood-swings.
34. What's a phone's favorite pastime? Phone Tag.
35. What do you call a phone that's always getting lost? A Stray-phone.
36. Why did the phone have trouble waking up in the morning? It had a snooze button.
37. What's a phone's favorite game? Dial-a-Match.
38. What do you call a phone with a big ego? A Megalophone.
39. Why did the phone get depressed? It had a low-battery.
40. What's a phone's favorite type of fish? Touch-screen Tuna.
41. What do you call a phone that's always trying to be the center of attention? Selfie-Phone.
42. Why did the phone want to become a writer? It wanted to voice-text its own stories.
43. What's a phone's favorite holiday? Black Friday.
44. What do you call a phone that's always complaining? A Whine-o.
45. Why did the phone have trouble making friends? It had a social-awkwardness app.
46. What's a phone's favorite superhero? Thor USB.
47. What do you call a phone that's always in a rush? A speed-dial-a-matic.
48. Why did the phone become a pilot? It wanted to reach new heights.
49. What's a phone's favorite sandwich? Cell-o and cheese.
50. What do you call a phone that's always telling jokes? A Laugh-a-phone.
1. What do you call a phone that's always on a diet? A Slim-Cardio.
2. What did the cell phone say when it fell off the table? "I can't get a grip on things!"
3. Why did the phone go to the doctor? It was feeling screen-sick.
4. What's the best way to stay fit with your phone? Give it a lot of reps.
5. Why did the cell phone hate high school? It was never smart-phone enough.
6. Why did the phone break up with the charger? It was a power struggle.
7. What do you call a phone with a foot fetish? A sole phone.
8. What do you call a phone that's always cold? An ice-Phone.
9. What do you call a phone that's afraid of heights? A Low-Fi.
10. What's the best way to find your phone in the dark? Turn on the light.
11. Why did the phone ring when nobody was calling? It had a phoney signal.
12. What do you call a phone that's always broke? A Spare-Change.
13. What's a phone's favorite music genre? Wireless.
14. Why did the phone have trouble staying awake? Its bedtime mode was on.
15. What do you call a phone that's always bossing you around? A mobile tyrant.
16. Why did the phone become a lawyer? It wanted to make some call-s.
17. What's a phone's least favorite movie? The Ring.
18. Why did the phone get pulled over by the police? It was texting and driving.
19. What do you call a phone that's always trying to sell you something? A smartphone salesman.
20. Why did the phone eat a clock? It wanted to keep pace.
21. What happened to the phone when it got lost in a spooky forest? It entered roam mode.
22. What do you call a phone that's always playing pranks? A joke-Caller.
23. Why did the phone have a bad attitude? It had too many apps.
24. What's a phone's favorite place to relax? Bluetooth Mountain.
25. What do you call a phone that always tells the truth? An honest-iPhone.
26. What do you call a phone that always breaks down? A Crack-jack.
27. What's a phone's favorite song about love? Text on Fire.
28. Why did the phone want to be an actor? It wanted to be in-cell-Brity.
29. What do you call a phone that's always hungry? A Cellularis.
30. What's a phone's favorite sports team? Free-throw Bell.
31. Why did the phone become a doctor? It wanted to have a call-in practice.
32. What do you call a phone that's always gossiping? Talk-a-Phony.
33. Why did the phone have trouble controlling its emotions? It had too many mood-swings.
34. What's a phone's favorite pastime? Phone Tag.
35. What do you call a phone that's always getting lost? A Stray-phone.
36. Why did the phone have trouble waking up in the morning? It had a snooze button.
37. What's a phone's favorite game? Dial-a-Match.
38. What do you call a phone with a big ego? A Megalophone.
39. Why did the phone get depressed? It had a low-battery.
40. What's a phone's favorite type of fish? Touch-screen Tuna.
41. What do you call a phone that's always trying to be the center of attention? Selfie-Phone.
42. Why did the phone want to become a writer? It wanted to voice-text its own stories.
43. What's a phone's favorite holiday? Black Friday.
44. What do you call a phone that's always complaining? A Whine-o.
45. Why did the phone have trouble making friends? It had a social-awkwardness app.
46. What's a phone's favorite superhero? Thor USB.
47. What do you call a phone that's always in a rush? A speed-dial-a-matic.
48. Why did the phone become a pilot? It wanted to reach new heights.
49. What's a phone's favorite sandwich? Cell-o and cheese.
50. What do you call a phone that's always telling jokes? A Laugh-a-phone.