Post Your Chocolate Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Chocolate Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a chocolate thief? The sweet-tooth bandit!
2. Why did the chocolate go to the doctor? Because it was feeling cocoa-ly!
3. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a lion? A choco-lion!
4. How does a chocolate bar stay in shape? It exercises every day and does cocoa-yoga!
5. Why did the chocolate cross the road? To get to the fudge side!
6. How do you know if a chocolate bar is sleeping? It has chocolate drool!
7. What do you call a chocolate bar that can play an instrument? A chocolatier!
8. Why is chocolate so good at math? Because it knows how to divide and cocoa-nquer!
9. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a ghost? A choc-spook-tacular!
10. What do you call a chocolate bar’s favorite TV show? The chocolate-binge-watch!
11. Why did the chocolate go to space? To see the Milky Way!
12. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a snake? A choco-cobra!
13. How does a chocolate bar apologize? By saying, "I'm sorry for chocolate-ing you!"
14. Why did the chocolate get a ticket? Because it parked in a Choco-lot!
15. What do you call a chocolate bar that solves mysteries? A chocola-detective!
16. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the cookie? It just wasn't a sweet match!
17. How do you know if a chocolate bar is in love? It says, "You're the one that I want to melt for!"
18. What do you call a chocolate bar’s favorite workout? The choco-lift!
19. Why did the chocolate bar join a gang? Because it had a need for cocoa-belonging!
20. How does a chocolate bar say goodbye? By saying, "I hope to see you later, alliga-cocoa!"
21. Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist? To prevent cocoa-cavities!
22. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a superhero? The choco-crusader!
23. How does a chocolate bar stay warm? It wears a cocoa-wool sweater!
24. Why did the chocolate bar go to the beach? To get a tan-coa!
25. What do you call a chocolate bar that’s always happy? A choco-delight!
26. How do you know if a chocolate bar is feeling shy? It’s hiding behind the cocoa-beans!
27. Why did the chocolate bar call a repairman? Because it had a cocoa-leak!
28. What do you call a chocolate bar with a large vocabulary? A choco-lexicon!
29. Why did the chocolate bar feel lonely? Because it was a single bar!
30. How does a chocolate bar stay organized? It uses a cocoa-planner!
31. What do you call a chocolate bar's best friend? Its choco-mate!
32. Why did the chocolate bar go to art school? To become a cocoa-nisseur!
33. How does a chocolate bar say "I love you"? With a chocolate-kiss!
34. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a musician? A choco-orchestra!
35. Why did the chocolate bar want to be a comedian? To make people cocoa-crack up!
36. How does a chocolate bar feel during a thunderstorm? Melted but cocoa-fortable!
37. What do you call a chocolate bar dressed up in formal wear? A choco-gentleman!
38. Why did the chocolate bar go on a diet? To cocoa-control its cravings!
39. How does a chocolate bar feel after a workout? Cocoa-pumped!
40. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a magician? A choco-illusionist!
41. Why did the chocolate bar join the circus? To become a cocoa-funambulist!
42. How does a chocolate bar feel on a hot day? Melted but cocoa-chill!
43. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a writer? A choco-literate!
44. Why did the chocolate bar get a job at the bank? To cocoa-serve the customers!
45. How does a chocolate bar say "Congratulations"? With a chocolate-mousse!
46. What do you call a chocolate bar that’s also a scientist? A choco-researcher!
47. Why did the chocolate bar go on a trip? To cocoa-explore new places!
48. How does a chocolate bar feel after a long day of work? Melted but cocoa-satisfied!
49. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a singer? A choco-tune!
50. Why did the chocolate bar cross the road twice? To cocoa-get to the other side!
1. What do you call a chocolate thief? The sweet-tooth bandit!
2. Why did the chocolate go to the doctor? Because it was feeling cocoa-ly!
3. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a lion? A choco-lion!
4. How does a chocolate bar stay in shape? It exercises every day and does cocoa-yoga!
5. Why did the chocolate cross the road? To get to the fudge side!
6. How do you know if a chocolate bar is sleeping? It has chocolate drool!
7. What do you call a chocolate bar that can play an instrument? A chocolatier!
8. Why is chocolate so good at math? Because it knows how to divide and cocoa-nquer!
9. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a ghost? A choc-spook-tacular!
10. What do you call a chocolate bar’s favorite TV show? The chocolate-binge-watch!
11. Why did the chocolate go to space? To see the Milky Way!
12. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a snake? A choco-cobra!
13. How does a chocolate bar apologize? By saying, "I'm sorry for chocolate-ing you!"
14. Why did the chocolate get a ticket? Because it parked in a Choco-lot!
15. What do you call a chocolate bar that solves mysteries? A chocola-detective!
16. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the cookie? It just wasn't a sweet match!
17. How do you know if a chocolate bar is in love? It says, "You're the one that I want to melt for!"
18. What do you call a chocolate bar’s favorite workout? The choco-lift!
19. Why did the chocolate bar join a gang? Because it had a need for cocoa-belonging!
20. How does a chocolate bar say goodbye? By saying, "I hope to see you later, alliga-cocoa!"
21. Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist? To prevent cocoa-cavities!
22. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a superhero? The choco-crusader!
23. How does a chocolate bar stay warm? It wears a cocoa-wool sweater!
24. Why did the chocolate bar go to the beach? To get a tan-coa!
25. What do you call a chocolate bar that’s always happy? A choco-delight!
26. How do you know if a chocolate bar is feeling shy? It’s hiding behind the cocoa-beans!
27. Why did the chocolate bar call a repairman? Because it had a cocoa-leak!
28. What do you call a chocolate bar with a large vocabulary? A choco-lexicon!
29. Why did the chocolate bar feel lonely? Because it was a single bar!
30. How does a chocolate bar stay organized? It uses a cocoa-planner!
31. What do you call a chocolate bar's best friend? Its choco-mate!
32. Why did the chocolate bar go to art school? To become a cocoa-nisseur!
33. How does a chocolate bar say "I love you"? With a chocolate-kiss!
34. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a musician? A choco-orchestra!
35. Why did the chocolate bar want to be a comedian? To make people cocoa-crack up!
36. How does a chocolate bar feel during a thunderstorm? Melted but cocoa-fortable!
37. What do you call a chocolate bar dressed up in formal wear? A choco-gentleman!
38. Why did the chocolate bar go on a diet? To cocoa-control its cravings!
39. How does a chocolate bar feel after a workout? Cocoa-pumped!
40. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a magician? A choco-illusionist!
41. Why did the chocolate bar join the circus? To become a cocoa-funambulist!
42. How does a chocolate bar feel on a hot day? Melted but cocoa-chill!
43. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a writer? A choco-literate!
44. Why did the chocolate bar get a job at the bank? To cocoa-serve the customers!
45. How does a chocolate bar say "Congratulations"? With a chocolate-mousse!
46. What do you call a chocolate bar that’s also a scientist? A choco-researcher!
47. Why did the chocolate bar go on a trip? To cocoa-explore new places!
48. How does a chocolate bar feel after a long day of work? Melted but cocoa-satisfied!
49. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a singer? A choco-tune!
50. Why did the chocolate bar cross the road twice? To cocoa-get to the other side!