Religious Lions Riddle
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Religious Tigers Riddle
Hint:
Without A Father Riddle
Hint:
I Kept Them Safe Riddle
I kept him steady and others away
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
What am I?
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
What am I?
Hint:
Something To Mourn Riddle
I was a gift to the one but poison to the others
I was a favoured sign but also a hated symbol
Some say that of many I was not short
While others talk of two that were far too long
I was stolen and then torn
And became something to mourn
What am i?
I was a favoured sign but also a hated symbol
Some say that of many I was not short
While others talk of two that were far too long
I was stolen and then torn
And became something to mourn
What am i?
Hint: Genesis 37
Out Of Sight Riddle
I can be carried but not touched
I have two on the outside and ten on the inside
Everyone wants to catch a sight of me
But I'm kept out of sight
I was lost and found; then found but now I am lost
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
I have two on the outside and ten on the inside
Everyone wants to catch a sight of me
But I'm kept out of sight
I was lost and found; then found but now I am lost
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Exodus 25:10 - 22; 1 Sammuel 4
High In The Sky Riddle
I was high in the sky but also firmly on the earth
I brought cooperation for many but confusion for all
I was unmissable by the crowd yet overlooked by the One
I was the world's first true skyscraper and also its last
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I brought cooperation for many but confusion for all
I was unmissable by the crowd yet overlooked by the One
I was the world's first true skyscraper and also its last
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint:
All Sharks Go To Heaven
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On Top A Joppa House Riddle
There was a man who went one day
On top a Joppa house to pray,
And while he waited for his meat
He dreamed he saw a great big sheet
Let down from heaven, and inside
Fowls and creeping things did ride,
The one who prayed was told to eat,
For God had cleansed this "common" meat.
Who was he?
On top a Joppa house to pray,
And while he waited for his meat
He dreamed he saw a great big sheet
Let down from heaven, and inside
Fowls and creeping things did ride,
The one who prayed was told to eat,
For God had cleansed this "common" meat.
Who was he?
Hint:
In A Basket All Alone Riddle
Once a little babe was drifting
In a basket all alone,
When the king's fair daughter found him-
Wished to have him for her own.
So she found the baby's mother
For his nurse that very day
But when he had grown to manhood,
He his people led away.
Who was he?
In a basket all alone,
When the king's fair daughter found him-
Wished to have him for her own.
So she found the baby's mother
For his nurse that very day
But when he had grown to manhood,
He his people led away.
Who was he?
Hint:
When The Water Flowed
I kept him steady and others away
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I kept them safe and showed the way
Once thrown down upon the ground
I came alive with a hissing sound
I hit the rock as he was told
And that was when the water flowed
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Exodus 4: 1 - 5
Locks That Don't Need A Key
I had many locks that don't need a key
I was far too many for you to count me
I was never to be shortened, for a vow had been said
I was a symbol of strength that flowed from the head
But in a moment of weakness, my secret was out
I lay all in pieces when she gave the shout
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
I was far too many for you to count me
I was never to be shortened, for a vow had been said
I was a symbol of strength that flowed from the head
But in a moment of weakness, my secret was out
I lay all in pieces when she gave the shout
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Judges 16
A Place Of Prayer
I was appointed but wasn't expected
I swallowed whole what I did not eat
I was a place of prayer out of sight
And when I was sick, God approved!
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I swallowed whole what I did not eat
I was a place of prayer out of sight
And when I was sick, God approved!
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Jonah 1 and 2
One Of Five Riddle
I am one of 5, chosen by 1 of 8
I am mighty small, but by me the Mighty fall
Drawn up from the depths, I am aimed at the heights
I was found where I had sunk and I sank where I was flung
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
I am mighty small, but by me the Mighty fall
Drawn up from the depths, I am aimed at the heights
I was found where I had sunk and I sank where I was flung
I'm in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: 1 Samuel 17
Fell At A Shout
I am thick but hollow, both on and above the ground
I am not only square but am also round
I keep people in and I keep people out
I could not be moved but once fell at a shout
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I am not only square but am also round
I keep people in and I keep people out
I could not be moved but once fell at a shout
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Joshua 6
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1. Why did the pastor carry a bell at all times? Because he was always "praying through" the noise!
2. Why did the choir sing so well together? Because they were "in harmony" with the Lord!
3. Why did the Christian comedian always make jokes about the Bible? Because he was "scripturally funny"!
4. Why did the Sunday school teacher have a sore nose? Because she was always "picking up the sins" of her students!
5. Why did the worship leader always have a smile on his face? Because he had "joyful noise" to make!
6. Why did the pastor always prepare his sermons with a pencil? Because he was "drawing from the Word"!
7. Why did the Christian farmer pray for good crops? Because he wanted to "reap what he sows" in the Kingdom of God!
8. Why did the deacon have a black eye? Because he was "knocked out" by the Holy Spirit!
9. Why did the church elders always have tissues in their pockets? Because they were "weeping for the lost"!
10. Why did the church members always arrive early on Sunday mornings? Because they wanted to "beat the devil to the sanctuary"!
11. Why was the preacher always calm during his sermons? Because he had "peace like a river" in his heart!
12. Why did the choir director always have a baton in his hand? Because he was "leading the heavenly band"!
13. Why did the church janitor always have a broom in his hand? Because he was "sweeping souls" into the Kingdom of God!
14. Why did the youth pastor always have a guitar on his back? Because he wanted to "strum for the Son"!
15. Why did the worship team always have a piano player? Because they wanted to "praise the Lord with keys"!
16. Why did the Christian fisherman always pray before casting his line? Because he wanted to "hook a soul for Jesus"!
17. Why did the missionary pack a Bible in his suitcase? Because he wanted to "spread the Word" around the world!
18. Why did the Christian artist paint pictures of Jesus? Because he wanted to "capture the Savior's likeness"!
19. Why did the Sunday school class always listen to the Bible stories so intently? Because they wanted to "absorb the Gospel truth"!
20. Why did the church treasurer always balance the budget so well? Because he had "faithful accounting skills"!
21. What kind of boat did Jesus take his disciples on? The Ark of Salvation!
22. What do you call a group of singing angels? A heavenly choir-tus!
23. Why don't giraffes go to church? Because they already have their "high heaven" perspective!
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a "wine of suffering"!
25. What did Noah say when he closed the door of the ark? "This is a boat time to be alive!"
26. What did the caterpillar say when he became a butterfly? "I have been 'transformed' by the power of God!"
27. Why did the pastor change his phone number? Because he wanted to give "glory to God in the highest"!
28. What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush? "Holy smokes, that's a miracle!"
29. What do you call a church that's always growing? A "blessed congregation"!
30. Why did the Israelites cross the Red Sea on foot? Because God "parted the waves" for them!
31. Why did the donkey get a role in the Nativity play? Because he was "stable"!
32. What did one angel say to the other after the birth of Jesus? "It's a Christmas miracle!"
33. Why did the wise men bring gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Because they wanted to "worship like royalty"!
34. Why did the Christian athlete always pray before a game? Because he wanted to "score one for the Lord"!
35. What did Jonah say when the whale spit him out on the shore? "I'm 'shore' glad to be alive!"
36. Why did the farmer give thanks for the harvest? Because he had a "corny" sense of humor!
37. What do you call a sheep that plays the guitar? A "woolly be baa'd" musician!
38. Why did the pastor have a hard time with keeping secrets? Because he loved to "preach the word"!
39. What did John the Baptist say before baptizing Jesus? "Are you 'water' you waiting for?"
40. Why don't pastors do well in gymnastics? Because they're always "church flipping"!
41. What do you call a bear with a Bible? A "grizzly soul"!
42. Why did Jesus feed the 5,000 with fish and bread? Because he wanted to "multiply the loaves and fishes"!
43. What do you call a camel that knows the Bible inside and out? A "scripture hump"!
44. Why did God create dogs? To teach us about unconditional "puppy love"!
45. What did David say when he conquered Goliath? "It's sling time for my Savior"!
46. Why did the caterpillar choose to become a butterfly? Because he knew it was "butterfly effect" for the Kingdom of God!
47. What do you call a penguin that goes to church every Sunday? A "devout bird"!
48. Why did the church members always get excited for Easter Sunday? Because they had a "hoppy" time at church!
49. What did the Christian rapper say after his performance? "I'm spitting 'holy fire' for the Lord!"
50. Why did the Christian artist paint portraits of the apostles? Because he wanted to "make a Saint-ment with his art"!
1. Why did the pastor carry a bell at all times? Because he was always "praying through" the noise!
2. Why did the choir sing so well together? Because they were "in harmony" with the Lord!
3. Why did the Christian comedian always make jokes about the Bible? Because he was "scripturally funny"!
4. Why did the Sunday school teacher have a sore nose? Because she was always "picking up the sins" of her students!
5. Why did the worship leader always have a smile on his face? Because he had "joyful noise" to make!
6. Why did the pastor always prepare his sermons with a pencil? Because he was "drawing from the Word"!
7. Why did the Christian farmer pray for good crops? Because he wanted to "reap what he sows" in the Kingdom of God!
8. Why did the deacon have a black eye? Because he was "knocked out" by the Holy Spirit!
9. Why did the church elders always have tissues in their pockets? Because they were "weeping for the lost"!
10. Why did the church members always arrive early on Sunday mornings? Because they wanted to "beat the devil to the sanctuary"!
11. Why was the preacher always calm during his sermons? Because he had "peace like a river" in his heart!
12. Why did the choir director always have a baton in his hand? Because he was "leading the heavenly band"!
13. Why did the church janitor always have a broom in his hand? Because he was "sweeping souls" into the Kingdom of God!
14. Why did the youth pastor always have a guitar on his back? Because he wanted to "strum for the Son"!
15. Why did the worship team always have a piano player? Because they wanted to "praise the Lord with keys"!
16. Why did the Christian fisherman always pray before casting his line? Because he wanted to "hook a soul for Jesus"!
17. Why did the missionary pack a Bible in his suitcase? Because he wanted to "spread the Word" around the world!
18. Why did the Christian artist paint pictures of Jesus? Because he wanted to "capture the Savior's likeness"!
19. Why did the Sunday school class always listen to the Bible stories so intently? Because they wanted to "absorb the Gospel truth"!
20. Why did the church treasurer always balance the budget so well? Because he had "faithful accounting skills"!
21. What kind of boat did Jesus take his disciples on? The Ark of Salvation!
22. What do you call a group of singing angels? A heavenly choir-tus!
23. Why don't giraffes go to church? Because they already have their "high heaven" perspective!
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a "wine of suffering"!
25. What did Noah say when he closed the door of the ark? "This is a boat time to be alive!"
26. What did the caterpillar say when he became a butterfly? "I have been 'transformed' by the power of God!"
27. Why did the pastor change his phone number? Because he wanted to give "glory to God in the highest"!
28. What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush? "Holy smokes, that's a miracle!"
29. What do you call a church that's always growing? A "blessed congregation"!
30. Why did the Israelites cross the Red Sea on foot? Because God "parted the waves" for them!
31. Why did the donkey get a role in the Nativity play? Because he was "stable"!
32. What did one angel say to the other after the birth of Jesus? "It's a Christmas miracle!"
33. Why did the wise men bring gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Because they wanted to "worship like royalty"!
34. Why did the Christian athlete always pray before a game? Because he wanted to "score one for the Lord"!
35. What did Jonah say when the whale spit him out on the shore? "I'm 'shore' glad to be alive!"
36. Why did the farmer give thanks for the harvest? Because he had a "corny" sense of humor!
37. What do you call a sheep that plays the guitar? A "woolly be baa'd" musician!
38. Why did the pastor have a hard time with keeping secrets? Because he loved to "preach the word"!
39. What did John the Baptist say before baptizing Jesus? "Are you 'water' you waiting for?"
40. Why don't pastors do well in gymnastics? Because they're always "church flipping"!
41. What do you call a bear with a Bible? A "grizzly soul"!
42. Why did Jesus feed the 5,000 with fish and bread? Because he wanted to "multiply the loaves and fishes"!
43. What do you call a camel that knows the Bible inside and out? A "scripture hump"!
44. Why did God create dogs? To teach us about unconditional "puppy love"!
45. What did David say when he conquered Goliath? "It's sling time for my Savior"!
46. Why did the caterpillar choose to become a butterfly? Because he knew it was "butterfly effect" for the Kingdom of God!
47. What do you call a penguin that goes to church every Sunday? A "devout bird"!
48. Why did the church members always get excited for Easter Sunday? Because they had a "hoppy" time at church!
49. What did the Christian rapper say after his performance? "I'm spitting 'holy fire' for the Lord!"
50. Why did the Christian artist paint portraits of the apostles? Because he wanted to "make a Saint-ment with his art"!