CHRISTMAS RIDDLES

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Christmas is a holiday celebrated in many different ways by many cultures worldwide, here are some little known facts about it:
  • Did you know that around 7 of 10 dog owners get their furry family members gifts.
  • It would take one person visiting over 1300 homes each second to deliver the gifts that Santa Claus does. This is just in the U.S. alone.
  • Ancient pagan cultures used holly for Christmas decor because they thought it was magical for staying green through the seasons.
  • It takes Christmas trees 6-7 years to reach the average height of 6 to 7 feet.
  • Famous movie star and comedian Charlie Chaplin died on Christmas day.
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    1. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

    2. Why did Santa hire a gardener? To sow his presents!

    3. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eye-deer!

    4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? To get trimmed!

    5. Why did Rudolph go to the bank? To get his nose in the black!

    6. What kind of music do elves listen to while they work? Wrap music!

    7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

    8. How does Santa keep his beard so neat? With a snow brush!

    9. What do you call Santa's helpers when they're not feeling well? Ache-elves!

    10. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!

    11. Why did the Grinch go to therapy? To get in touch with his inner elf!

    12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

    13. Why did Santa take up gardening? To HO HO HO weed his garden!

    14. Why was the Christmas turkey put in the freezer? To keep it a-glaze-ing!

    15. What do you get when you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A pineapple!

    16. Why did Santa follow the snowplow? To catch a sleigh!

    17. What do you call a group of elves singing together? A jingle choir!

    18. How does Santa stay so young? He uses elf cream!

    19. What happened when Frosty the Snowman rubbed carrot juice on his head? He turned into a salad!

    20. Why did Santa's sleigh break down? It had a deer engine!

    21. How did Santa's reindeer learn to fly? They took sleighing lessons!

    22. What do you get when you cross a duck and a Christmas tree? A Christmas quacker!

    23. Why did the Grinch go to the gym? To work on his mean muscles!

    24. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

    25. How does Santa keep his pants up? With sleigh belts!

    26. What do you call a Christmas tree with no needles? A pine-apple!

    27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a werewolf? Frostbite!

    28. Why did Santa go to beauty school? To learn how to frost his hair!

    29. How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? There are sleigh tracks in the snow!

    30. What do you get when you cross a train and a Christmas tree? The Polar Express!

    31. Why do Christmas ornaments hate being put in storage? Because they're always hanging around doing nothing!

    32. What do you get when you cross an elf and a jack-in-the-box? A Christ-box!

    33. How does Santa communicate with his elves? By using his ho-ho-phone!

    34. Why was the Christmas pancake so upset? It felt like a flat stack of presents!

    35. What do you get when you cross an octopus and a Christmas tree? Pine-tacles!

    36. Why did the elf quit his job at the toy factory? He didn't get a raise, he only received a candy cane!

    37. What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!

    38. Why did the Christmas lights go out? They wanted to be wrapped up in peace and quiet!

    39. What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a locomotive? A rein-engine!

    40. Why did the Christmas stockings get tired? They were crammed for the holidays!

    41. What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a Christmas tree? Frosty branches!

    42. Why did the Grinch become a singer? He realized he had a mean voice!

    43. What do you get when you cross an elf with a kangaroo? A jingle hop!

    44. Why did the mistletoe break up with the holly? It wanted to branch out into something new!

    45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a kangaroo? Snow jumpers!

    46. Why did Santa go to the optometrist? He was having trouble seeing his sleigh!

    47. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a penguin? A Pine-guin!

    48. Why did the Christmas tree win the talent contest? It had a first-rate act!

    49. What do you get when you cross an elf with a waffle? Elfins!

    50. Why did the snowman retire from his job at the car dealership? He wanted to chill out!
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