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The Start Of Church And The End Of School

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They are bells
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Lips That Can Kiss

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Blood
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You Can Never See Me

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A fart
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Neat As A Pin

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Washing machine
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The Almighty Sphere Of Death

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Bowling pins.
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Softball Pitcher And A Carpet

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A throw rug.
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Size Can Matter

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Its a Binder
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Getting Used Musically

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Guitar
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Getting Rid Of Dirt

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Vacuum
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Sign For A Special Building

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Hospital
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Seen A Lot On Valentines Day

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I am roses
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Cut Into Chunks

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Pineapple
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Europe Cake Riddle

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German Chocolate cake
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You Cant See Me

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Eyes.
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Opposite Sides Of The Road

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Eyes
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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



2. What did the grape say to the watermelon? You're one in a melon!



3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!



4. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!



5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!



6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.



7. What do you call a cat wearing a suit of armor? Sir-Purr!



8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!



9. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!



10. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Because he was a party pooper!



11. What do you call a snow monster with a six-pack of abs? An abdominal snowman!



12. Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was a real stretch!



13. What do you call a snowman that can walk on water? Frosty the miracle!



14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!



15. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!



16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!



17. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!



18. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It could never juice commit!



19. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!



20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!



21. What do you call a plant that travels a lot? Fern-Globe!



22. Why do they call it a "beautiful" day? Because "sun-rific" would sound weird!



23. What do you call a bear that's always alone? A single-berry!



24. Why did the gardener quit his job? Because the celery wasn't high enough!



25. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a carrot noise!



26. What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of everything? A scared-asaurus!



27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!



28. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer!



29. Why did the chicken join the band? To make some drum-sticks!



30. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A con-descending!



31. Why did the sushi break up with the soy sauce? It was too salty!



32. What do you call a crocodile that never gets sick? An immune-dial!



33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!



34. What do you call a horse that can play the piano? A pian-equine!



35. Why did the baker quit his job? Because he kneaded a break!



36. What did one wall say to another? "I'll meet you at the corner!"



37. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!



38. What do you call a tree that has a lot of friends? A social tree!



39. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? To buy an iPatch!



40. What do you call a grape that's really happy? A grape-full!



41. Why did the guitar teacher tell his students to face the music? Because it has the notes they need!



42. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!



43. Why did the snowman go to the desert? To see the sand-man!



44. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!



45. Why did the vegan break up with the tomato? It was just a little too saucy!



46. What do you call a snail that's really fast? A rocket-snail!



47. Why did the robber use a ladder? Because the bank had high interest rates!



48. What do you call a bird who's always losing things? A tou-can't find!



49. Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He wanted to improve his straw figure!



50. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A bear with a sense of ursine-ality!
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