CLOTHES RIDDLES

Mismatched Joe is in a pitch dark room selecting socks from his drawer. He has only six socks in his drawer, a mixture of black and white. If he chooses two socks, the chances that he draws out a white pair is 2/3. What are the chances that he draws out a black pair?

What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

What song do socks sing while they hang by the fireplace?

What goes through your pants without making a hole?

When your jeans and T-shirts get dirty
Then you put them in this to get clean
Its filled with water and detergent
Which means that its a...

This is something in your house
Which is used because it cleans
Its not a dishwasher though
As it cleans your socks and jeans

It is a?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A man is dressed in black , top hat is black, shirt and pants are black,shoes are black he is black, and a driver comes by and stops at the last second before running into him even with the street lights turned off. How does the driver see him?

In the day I stand tall in a white petticoat. By evening Im in my short black dress. What am I?

Who is the man who wears underwear after wearing pants?

Why is superman's shirt so tight?

How can your pants pocket be empty but still have something in it?

Why did the British soldiers wear red coats?

Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

What kind of dress can never be worn?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Clothes Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. When the fashionista couldn't decide what to wear, she said, "I'm in a denim-ma."

2. The sock was feeling insecure about its place in the drawer, but it just needed a little reinforcement to stay toegether.

3. The pants were feeling weighed down by all their pockets, so they decided to go on a de-pocket-ing spree.

4. The hat was feeling a little flat, but a quick flip turned things around.

5. The sweater was feeling extra cozy, so it decided to start a knitting circle.

6. The shirt was feeling a little damp, but it didn't want to make a scene. It was trying to keep its cool.

7. The scarf was feeling overlooked, but it knew how to make a statement: knot just for decoration.

8. The jeans were feeling a little too tight, but they didn't want to give up their squeeze just yet.

9. The skirt was feeling a bit like a wallflower, but it knew it could blossom with the right accessories.

10. The blouse was feeling a little too sheer, but it couldn't help being transparent.

11. The shoes were feeling a bit too basic, but they knew how to elevate any outfit.

12. The jacket was feeling a little chilly, but it had a furry lining to keep it warm.

13. The tights were feeling a bit exposed, but they knew how to layer it on.

14. The shorts were feeling a little too revealing, but they couldn't help being cheeky.

15. The dress was feeling a bit outdated, but it had a classic style that never went out of fashion.

16. The vest was feeling a bit constricting, but it couldn't help holding things in.

17. The belt was feeling a bit stretched out, but it could still cinch up anything.

18. The pajamas were feeling a little too comfortable, but they knew how to make a good impression.

19. The swimwear was feeling a bit too revealing, but it was making a splash in social circles.

20. The gloves were feeling a bit restricted, but they couldn't help fitting like a glove.

21. The necktie was feeling a bit too formal, but it knew how to knot around and loosen up.

22. The raincoat was feeling a bit too waterproof, but it couldn't help being a drip.

23. The sweatpants were feeling a bit too lazy, but they knew how to jog a memory.

24. The beanie was feeling a bit too hipster, but it knew how to cap things off.

25. The leggings were feeling a bit too snug, but they knew how to stretch the truth.

26. The fedora was feeling a bit too old-fashioned, but it still knew how to brim with style.

27. The baseball cap was feeling a bit too sporty, but it knew how to pitch a look.

28. The bunny ears were feeling a bit too festive, but they knew how to hop to it.

29. The feather boa was feeling a bit too flashy, but it couldn't help making a statement.

30. The bowtie was feeling a bit too dapper, but it knew how to tie it all together.

31. The bandana was feeling a bit too rough-and-tumble, but it knew how to cowboy up.

32. The tiara was feeling a bit too delicate, but it knew how to rule with grace.

33. The beret was feeling a bit too artsy, but it knew how to brush up on style.

34. The windbreaker was feeling a bit too lightweight, but it couldn't help going with the wind.

35. The sunglasses were feeling a bit too cool, but they knew how to shade things up.

36. The cufflinks were feeling a bit too formal, but they still knew how to put the finishing touches on an outfit.

37. The suspenders were feeling a bit too vintage, but they knew how to hold things up.

38. The cowboy boots were feeling a bit too wild, but they knew how to wrangle attention.

39. The pocket square was feeling a bit too fancy, but it knew how to fold into any occasion.

40. The fur coat was feeling a bit too excessive, but it couldn't help being a showstopper.

41. The crop top was feeling a bit too revealing, but it knew how to crop up in conversation.

42. The blazer was feeling a bit too corporate, but it knew how to boss up any outfit.

43. The corduroys were feeling a bit too retro, but they couldn't help chasing after the good old days.

44. The turtleneck was feeling a bit too stuffy, but it knew how to play it cool.

45. The handkerchief was feeling a bit too antiquated, but it still knew how to come in handy.

46. The parka was feeling a bit too bulky, but it still knew how to warm up to people.

47. The cat ears were feeling a bit too cutesy, but they knew how to purrfect an outfit.

48. The bomber jacket was feeling a bit too aggressive, but it knew how to take flight.

49. The ascot was feeling a bit too distinguished, but it knew how to ascend to any occasion.

50. The overalls were feeling a bit too country, but they couldn't help getting down to earth.