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1. I asked my friend what she was doing with all those spices, and she said she was playing a game of "seasons greetings."
2. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. What sound do porcupines make when they hug? Ouch!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who’s swimming in a pool? Bob.
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
12. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and one you see in a while.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
15. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing close.
18. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because they’re transparent.
19. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
20. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
22. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB.
24. What do you call a monkey in a suit? An ape-ril fool.
25. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
26. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
27. Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
28. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
30. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
31. Why don’t sharks live on land? They can’t handle the current events.
32. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
33. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they’re extinct.
34. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow? Frostbite.
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
38. Why did the tomato turn yellow? Because it saw the school bus.
39. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
40. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
41. Why did the pony get a ticket? He was a little horse.
42. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
43. What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod.
44. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
45. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
46. Why did the banana go to the dentist? It had a peel-ing.
47. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? He gets a jump.
48. Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was grape-ing for attention.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a polar bear? Frostbite.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
1. I asked my friend what she was doing with all those spices, and she said she was playing a game of "seasons greetings."
2. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. What sound do porcupines make when they hug? Ouch!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who’s swimming in a pool? Bob.
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
12. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and one you see in a while.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
15. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing close.
18. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because they’re transparent.
19. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
20. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
22. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB.
24. What do you call a monkey in a suit? An ape-ril fool.
25. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
26. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
27. Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
28. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
30. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
31. Why don’t sharks live on land? They can’t handle the current events.
32. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
33. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they’re extinct.
34. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow? Frostbite.
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
38. Why did the tomato turn yellow? Because it saw the school bus.
39. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
40. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
41. Why did the pony get a ticket? He was a little horse.
42. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
43. What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod.
44. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
45. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
46. Why did the banana go to the dentist? It had a peel-ing.
47. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? He gets a jump.
48. Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was grape-ing for attention.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a polar bear? Frostbite.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.