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1. What do you call a cookie that can walk?

A gingerbread man!



2. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy!



3. What do you get when you cross a cookie with a flower?

A petal-crisp!



4. How do you make a fortune cookie blush?

Compliment its filling!



5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crumbly!



6. What do you call a cookie that works out?

A gym biscuit!



7. Why don't cookies go to the gym?

Because they're already baked!



8. Why did the cookie cry?

Because its dough was spelled!



9. How does a cookie get a tan?

By soaking up the sun-butter!



10. Why did the cookie go to the mattress store?

To find a sweet sheet!



11. What do you call a cookie that's always in a hurry?

A snap decision!



12. How do you know if a cookie loves you?

It says, "I love you more than chocolate chips!"



13. What do you give a cookie that wants to surf?

A board biscuit!



14. Why did the cookie refuse to climb the mountain?

Because it was afraid of the rocky road!



15. How do you learn to bake the perfect cookie?

Trial and error, error, error!



16. Why did the cookie win the race?

It was ahead by a crumb!



17. What do you call a cookie that's good at Math?

A fraction of a cookie!



18. Why did the cookie go to the bank?

To cash in its dough!



19. How do you make a cookie laugh?

Tickle its filling!



20. What do you call a cookie that's always late?

A chocolate chip-on-its-shoulder!



21. Why did the cookie break up with its girlfriend?

She was a heartless-baked!



22. What do you call a cookie that sings?

A crooner-crisp!



23. Why did the gingerbread man refuse to join the circus?

Because he was a cookie, not a clown!



24. What do you call a cookie that's made up of different doughs?

A mixed-bag biscuit!



25. Why don't cookies take vacations?

Because they crumb everywhere!



26. How do you make a cookie disappear?

Throw it in a cup of coffee!



27. Why don't cookies like to stay in bed?

Because they're always waking up crumbly!



28. What do you call a cookie that's really good at hide-and-seek?

A peek-a-chew!



29. Why did the cookie go to the library?

To find a book about baking!



30. How does a cookie become a superstar?

By making it big with fans-tastic flavors!



31. What do you call a cookie that's afraid of the dark?

A night-lightning crisp!



32. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling baked up!



33. What do you call a cookie that has a lot of friends?

A popular-pastry!



34. How do you know if you've met the perfect cookie?

It leaves a sweet aftertaste!



35. What do you call a cookie that's always telling jokes?

A pun-derful pastry!



36. Why did the cookie go to space?

To find the Milky Way!



37. What do you call a cookie that's always reading?

A bookie-cookie!



38. Why did the cookie go to the dentist?

For some tooth-some treatment!



39. How do you teach a cookie to swim?

Dip it in some milk!



40. What do you call a cookie that's always on a diet?

A slim-sweet biscuit!



41. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It ate too many sugar-coated pretzels!



42. What do you call a cookie that's really good at photography?

A snap-shot!



43. How do you make a fortune cookie read your mind?

Focus on its future fortunes!



44. What did the cookie say to the glass of milk?

I'm just dunking around!



45. Why did the cookie run away from the cookie jar?

It wanted to explore the world outside!



46. What do you call a cookie that's always sleeping?

A snooze-crumb!



47. How do you know if a cookie is in love?

It's always thinking about you, day and night!



48. What did the cookie say when it got caught at a crime scene?

I promise it wasn't premeditated baking!



49. Why did the cookie go to the moon?

To escape the gravitational pull of the oven!



50. What do you call a cookie that's really good at playing hide-and-seek?

A masked biscuit!
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