Longest Border Riddle
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Aztecs And Mayas Riddle
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Known For Spicy Food Riddle
I have a flag of red, white and green. My national bird is the golden eagle. And I am known for my spicy food, and rhythmic music. What country am I?
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Baja Peninsula Riddle
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Spanish Speaking Countries Riddle
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United States Riddle
Apart from the United States of America, which other country in the world is officially named "United States"?
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Mexico. (The official name of Mexico is United States of Mexico.) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
I Touch Three Oceans Riddle
I have the biggest country.
I have the Dead-est Sea.
Three-fifths of the Earth's people live on top of me.
I touch three of the oceans,
but my true claim to fame
is I'm the biggest continent.
Do you know my name?
I have the Dead-est Sea.
Three-fifths of the Earth's people live on top of me.
I touch three of the oceans,
but my true claim to fame
is I'm the biggest continent.
Do you know my name?
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I Am Not Greece Riddle
I'm a country made up of many islands but I'm not Greece
I have a red and white flag but I'm not England
I'm in Asia but Im not Indonesia
I have popular cuisine but I'm not China
I'm where you might sing karaoke but I'm not South Korea
I have a red and white flag but I'm not England
I'm in Asia but Im not Indonesia
I have popular cuisine but I'm not China
I'm where you might sing karaoke but I'm not South Korea
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A Large Country Riddle
I have five stars on my flag but Im not Honduras
Im one of the largest countries in the world but Im not the USA
I have cuisine which is very popular but Im not Italy
Im in Asia but Im not India
I have a Great Wall but Im not Israel
Im one of the largest countries in the world but Im not the USA
I have cuisine which is very popular but Im not Italy
Im in Asia but Im not India
I have a Great Wall but Im not Israel
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This Country Gave Us Books Riddle
This country gave us Harry Potter
And the cuddly Paddington Bear
Consulting detective Sherlock Holmes
And Robin Hood who kept things fair
And the cuddly Paddington Bear
Consulting detective Sherlock Holmes
And Robin Hood who kept things fair
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The Coldest Country Riddle
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The Fastest Country Riddle
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The Most Slippery Country Riddle
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1. Why did the farmer plant cheerios? Because he wanted a-corny harvest!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. How does a farmer count his cows? With a cowculator!
4. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy!
5. How does a redneck become a millionaire? First, they start as a billionaire, and then they buy a hunting cabin!
6. Why did the chicken join a country band? She wanted to play the eggs and banjo!
7. What do you call a farmer who is also a magician? A hocus-cropper!
8. What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? It’s an udder disaster!
9. Why do country folks love playing cards? They like to have a wild joker in their hand!
10. Why do Texans prefer longhorn cattle? They always want to have a steer-ing contest!
11. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band!
12. Why do farmers always wear boots? They want to be rooted in the soil!
13. Why did the chatty cow get in trouble with the farmer? She kept spilling the beans!
14. What do you call a sheep that is always singing? A ewe-nique vocalist!
15. Why did the cowboy refuse to swim in the lake? He didn’t want to rustle the water!
16. What’s the best way to hear some country music? Just tune your tractor radio!
17. Why did the farmer paint black spots on his cows? He wanted a dairy spot-acular!
18. What do you call a horse that can’t run anymore? Glue-ten free!
19. Why do they call it a "western" omelette? Because it usually includes a side of home-on-the-range fries!
20. Why do cowboys always wear hats? They’re afraid of losing their heads in the heat!
21. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A gobble-tar player!
22. Why don’t cowgirls like to fall in love? They don’t want to get bucked off their emotions!
23. Why did the country singer get into trouble with the law? He was caught stealing Nashville-pkin pies!
24. What do you call a chicken in cowboy boots? A boot-scootin’ chick-a-dee!
25. Why do farmers hate to visit the dentist? They always have to deal with root vegetables!
26. What do you call a pig that can sing opera? The pork-a-donna!
27. Why did the farmer switch to organic farming? He wanted to grow a-corn that was pesticide-free!
28. Why do horses love running so much? They’re always chasing after carrots on a stick!
29. What do you call a rhinestone cowboy who doesn’t sparkle? A plain old horse rider!
30. Why did the cow cross the road? To prove she wasn’t a chicken!
31. What do you call a cowboy who can’t ride a horse? A buckle bunny!
32. Why did the cowboy take up jogging? He wanted to run into some calf love!
33. Why do country folk always have BBQ for dinner? They’re always hog-wild about meat!
34. What do you call the most talented horse of all time? The galloping Nostradamus!
35. Why did the hillbilly buy a watermelon? He wanted to seed how it tasted!
36. What do you call a goat that only eats food scraps? A scraps-goat!
37. Why don’t cowboys drink fancy tea? They prefer to have their lassos unsweet-tea’d!
38. What do you call a cow that does yoga? A moo-jay!
39. Why do farmers love to make puns? They’re always trying to keep their sense of har-har-vesty!
40. What’s a farm animal’s favorite type of cheese? Moozarella!
41. Why did the farmer rent a helicopter? He wanted to see his com-bine from above!
42. What do you call a frog that sings country songs? A croaky-tonk singer!
43. Why did the girl lose her earring on the farm? She got pig-tured doing a cartwheel!
44. What do you call a sheep who is a fashion model? A Ram-ona Lisa!
45. Why is a horse never bored? They’re always finding ways to stirrup some fun!
46. What do you say to a rooster when it crows at dawn? Morning cock-a-doodle-doo!
47. Why does the farmer do math problems in his head? He doesn’t want his cy-cows off balance!
48. What did the cow say to the farmer who wanted to milk her? "Dairy you come back later?"
49. Why did the cowboy move to Montana? He was saddle up with the scenery!
50. What goes "tick-tock, moo, tick-tock, moo?" A cow watch!
1. Why did the farmer plant cheerios? Because he wanted a-corny harvest!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. How does a farmer count his cows? With a cowculator!
4. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy!
5. How does a redneck become a millionaire? First, they start as a billionaire, and then they buy a hunting cabin!
6. Why did the chicken join a country band? She wanted to play the eggs and banjo!
7. What do you call a farmer who is also a magician? A hocus-cropper!
8. What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? It’s an udder disaster!
9. Why do country folks love playing cards? They like to have a wild joker in their hand!
10. Why do Texans prefer longhorn cattle? They always want to have a steer-ing contest!
11. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band!
12. Why do farmers always wear boots? They want to be rooted in the soil!
13. Why did the chatty cow get in trouble with the farmer? She kept spilling the beans!
14. What do you call a sheep that is always singing? A ewe-nique vocalist!
15. Why did the cowboy refuse to swim in the lake? He didn’t want to rustle the water!
16. What’s the best way to hear some country music? Just tune your tractor radio!
17. Why did the farmer paint black spots on his cows? He wanted a dairy spot-acular!
18. What do you call a horse that can’t run anymore? Glue-ten free!
19. Why do they call it a "western" omelette? Because it usually includes a side of home-on-the-range fries!
20. Why do cowboys always wear hats? They’re afraid of losing their heads in the heat!
21. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A gobble-tar player!
22. Why don’t cowgirls like to fall in love? They don’t want to get bucked off their emotions!
23. Why did the country singer get into trouble with the law? He was caught stealing Nashville-pkin pies!
24. What do you call a chicken in cowboy boots? A boot-scootin’ chick-a-dee!
25. Why do farmers hate to visit the dentist? They always have to deal with root vegetables!
26. What do you call a pig that can sing opera? The pork-a-donna!
27. Why did the farmer switch to organic farming? He wanted to grow a-corn that was pesticide-free!
28. Why do horses love running so much? They’re always chasing after carrots on a stick!
29. What do you call a rhinestone cowboy who doesn’t sparkle? A plain old horse rider!
30. Why did the cow cross the road? To prove she wasn’t a chicken!
31. What do you call a cowboy who can’t ride a horse? A buckle bunny!
32. Why did the cowboy take up jogging? He wanted to run into some calf love!
33. Why do country folk always have BBQ for dinner? They’re always hog-wild about meat!
34. What do you call the most talented horse of all time? The galloping Nostradamus!
35. Why did the hillbilly buy a watermelon? He wanted to seed how it tasted!
36. What do you call a goat that only eats food scraps? A scraps-goat!
37. Why don’t cowboys drink fancy tea? They prefer to have their lassos unsweet-tea’d!
38. What do you call a cow that does yoga? A moo-jay!
39. Why do farmers love to make puns? They’re always trying to keep their sense of har-har-vesty!
40. What’s a farm animal’s favorite type of cheese? Moozarella!
41. Why did the farmer rent a helicopter? He wanted to see his com-bine from above!
42. What do you call a frog that sings country songs? A croaky-tonk singer!
43. Why did the girl lose her earring on the farm? She got pig-tured doing a cartwheel!
44. What do you call a sheep who is a fashion model? A Ram-ona Lisa!
45. Why is a horse never bored? They’re always finding ways to stirrup some fun!
46. What do you say to a rooster when it crows at dawn? Morning cock-a-doodle-doo!
47. Why does the farmer do math problems in his head? He doesn’t want his cy-cows off balance!
48. What did the cow say to the farmer who wanted to milk her? "Dairy you come back later?"
49. Why did the cowboy move to Montana? He was saddle up with the scenery!
50. What goes "tick-tock, moo, tick-tock, moo?" A cow watch!