Cowboy Rides Into Town On Friday
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1. Which cowboy loves to collect coins and play video games? - The Sheriff of Pac-Man City
2. What do you call a cowboy who likes to eat cheese? - The Dairy Bronc Rider
3. Why did the cowboy win the marathon? - Because he was wearing his cowboy boots!
4. What do you say to a cowboy who is struggling with addiction? - "Yee-haw-bstinence is key!"
5. Why do cowboys make terrible musicians? - Because they're always singing in the wrong key
6. What do you call a cowboy who is always really happy? - The Jolly Rancher!
7. Why did the cowboy break up with his girlfriend? - She wanted him to be more of a stable guy
8. What do you call a cowboy with a PhD? - A doctor of spurs
9. Why did the cowboy refuse to play cards with the rancher? - He heard he was dealing with a stacked deck
10. What do you call a cowboy who loves to hit the dance floor? - The Stetson Shuffler
11. What do you say to a cowboy who just got a bad haircut? - "Don't worry, it'll grow on ya!"
12. Why did the cowboy buy a unicycle? - He heard it was perfect for herding one steer
13. What did the cowboy say when his horse ran away? - "Well, that's the last straw!"
14. What is a cowboy's favorite kind of chocolate? - Hershey's high noon
15. Why did the cowboy's dog wear a bandana? - He heard that's what you do when you're feeling ruff
16. What do you call a cowboy's trusty sidekick? - The saddle pal
17. Why did the cowboy refuse to pay his dentist bill? - He heard he was getting ripped off for all the filings
18. What do you say to a cowboy who just finished a marathon? - "Looks like you reigned supreme!"
19. What do you call a cowboy who can't stop sneezing? - The Yee-haw-choo Cowboy
20. Why did the cowboy refuse to eat his beans? - He heard they were chili con carne-val
21. What do you call a cowboy who is always dressed in black? - The Johnny Cash-y-o
22. Why did the cowboy refuse to get a haircut? - He heard barbershop talk was a bunch of bull
23. What do you call a cowboy who loves to paint? - The Wild West artist
24. Why did the cowboy refuse to play video games? - He heard they were only for the console-less
25. What do you say to a cowboy who just finished a long day? - "Looks like you really wrangled that work day!"
26. Why did the cowboy refuse to clean his shed? - He heard it was a bunch of horseshoe-y
27. What do you call a cowboy who likes to play dress-up? - The Cowboy Couture Kid
28. Why did the cowboy lose his guitar? - He heard it was just a one-horse band
29. What do you call a cowboy who is always riding off into the sunset? - The Sundowner
30. Why did the cowboy refuse to play in a rock band? - He heard it was just a bunch of cow-bashing
31. What do you call a cowboy who loves to play tennis? - The Western Whacker
32. Why did the cowboy refuse to wear a hat? - He heard it would give him cowboy hat hair
33. What do you call a cowboy who is always singing? - The Western Warbler
34. Why did the cowboy refuse to take his vitamins? - He heard it was just regular horsepills
35. What do you say to a cowboy who just got a new horse? - "Looks like you're really saddled with a winner!"
36. Why did the cowboy refuse to play soccer? - He heard it was just a bunch of sheep kicking
37. What do you call a cowboy who is always cooking? - The Western Wonder Chef
38. Why did the cowboy refuse to go to the rodeo? - He heard it was just a bunch of bull
39. What do you call a cowboy who loves to run marathons? - The Long-horn Sprinter
40. Why did the cowboy refuse to eat his veggies? - He heard it was just salad-bar-gaining
41. What do you call a cowboy who loves to knit? - The Yarn Strangler
42. Why did the cowboy refuse to go to the beach? - He heard it was just a lot of sand-bagging
43. What do you say to a cowboy who just won a spelling bee? - "Looks like you're really good at lassoing those letters!"
44. Why did the cowboy refuse to play in a metal band? - He heard it was just a bunch of iron-rodeo-ing
45. What do you call a cowboy who loves to play chess? - The Rook-ie
46. Why did the cowboy refuse to eat his fruit? - He heard it was just horse apple-obering
47. What do you call a cowboy who is always playing pranks? - The Tumbleweed Trickster
48. Why did the cowboy refuse to watch the rodeo on TV? - He heard it was just a bunch of calf-napping
49. What do you call a cowboy with a fancy car? - The Mustang Maverick
50. Why did the cowboy refuse to go to a comedy club? - He heard it was just a bunch of cow jokes.
1. Which cowboy loves to collect coins and play video games? - The Sheriff of Pac-Man City
2. What do you call a cowboy who likes to eat cheese? - The Dairy Bronc Rider
3. Why did the cowboy win the marathon? - Because he was wearing his cowboy boots!
4. What do you say to a cowboy who is struggling with addiction? - "Yee-haw-bstinence is key!"
5. Why do cowboys make terrible musicians? - Because they're always singing in the wrong key
6. What do you call a cowboy who is always really happy? - The Jolly Rancher!
7. Why did the cowboy break up with his girlfriend? - She wanted him to be more of a stable guy
8. What do you call a cowboy with a PhD? - A doctor of spurs
9. Why did the cowboy refuse to play cards with the rancher? - He heard he was dealing with a stacked deck
10. What do you call a cowboy who loves to hit the dance floor? - The Stetson Shuffler
11. What do you say to a cowboy who just got a bad haircut? - "Don't worry, it'll grow on ya!"
12. Why did the cowboy buy a unicycle? - He heard it was perfect for herding one steer
13. What did the cowboy say when his horse ran away? - "Well, that's the last straw!"
14. What is a cowboy's favorite kind of chocolate? - Hershey's high noon
15. Why did the cowboy's dog wear a bandana? - He heard that's what you do when you're feeling ruff
16. What do you call a cowboy's trusty sidekick? - The saddle pal
17. Why did the cowboy refuse to pay his dentist bill? - He heard he was getting ripped off for all the filings
18. What do you say to a cowboy who just finished a marathon? - "Looks like you reigned supreme!"
19. What do you call a cowboy who can't stop sneezing? - The Yee-haw-choo Cowboy
20. Why did the cowboy refuse to eat his beans? - He heard they were chili con carne-val
21. What do you call a cowboy who is always dressed in black? - The Johnny Cash-y-o
22. Why did the cowboy refuse to get a haircut? - He heard barbershop talk was a bunch of bull
23. What do you call a cowboy who loves to paint? - The Wild West artist
24. Why did the cowboy refuse to play video games? - He heard they were only for the console-less
25. What do you say to a cowboy who just finished a long day? - "Looks like you really wrangled that work day!"
26. Why did the cowboy refuse to clean his shed? - He heard it was a bunch of horseshoe-y
27. What do you call a cowboy who likes to play dress-up? - The Cowboy Couture Kid
28. Why did the cowboy lose his guitar? - He heard it was just a one-horse band
29. What do you call a cowboy who is always riding off into the sunset? - The Sundowner
30. Why did the cowboy refuse to play in a rock band? - He heard it was just a bunch of cow-bashing
31. What do you call a cowboy who loves to play tennis? - The Western Whacker
32. Why did the cowboy refuse to wear a hat? - He heard it would give him cowboy hat hair
33. What do you call a cowboy who is always singing? - The Western Warbler
34. Why did the cowboy refuse to take his vitamins? - He heard it was just regular horsepills
35. What do you say to a cowboy who just got a new horse? - "Looks like you're really saddled with a winner!"
36. Why did the cowboy refuse to play soccer? - He heard it was just a bunch of sheep kicking
37. What do you call a cowboy who is always cooking? - The Western Wonder Chef
38. Why did the cowboy refuse to go to the rodeo? - He heard it was just a bunch of bull
39. What do you call a cowboy who loves to run marathons? - The Long-horn Sprinter
40. Why did the cowboy refuse to eat his veggies? - He heard it was just salad-bar-gaining
41. What do you call a cowboy who loves to knit? - The Yarn Strangler
42. Why did the cowboy refuse to go to the beach? - He heard it was just a lot of sand-bagging
43. What do you say to a cowboy who just won a spelling bee? - "Looks like you're really good at lassoing those letters!"
44. Why did the cowboy refuse to play in a metal band? - He heard it was just a bunch of iron-rodeo-ing
45. What do you call a cowboy who loves to play chess? - The Rook-ie
46. Why did the cowboy refuse to eat his fruit? - He heard it was just horse apple-obering
47. What do you call a cowboy who is always playing pranks? - The Tumbleweed Trickster
48. Why did the cowboy refuse to watch the rodeo on TV? - He heard it was just a bunch of calf-napping
49. What do you call a cowboy with a fancy car? - The Mustang Maverick
50. Why did the cowboy refuse to go to a comedy club? - He heard it was just a bunch of cow jokes.