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1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"

3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it.

4. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny anty-bodies.

5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

10. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

12. Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out.

13. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

14. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

15. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

16. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.

17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.

18. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneak-ers.

19. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? "Nothing, just letting out a little wine, again."

20. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd all crack up.

21. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

24. Why don't ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.

25. What kind of phone does a mermaid use? Shellular.

26. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

27. What did the grape say when it got astride an elephant? Nothing it just let out a little wine.

28. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A harenet.

29. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny anty-bodies.

30. Why don't dinosaurs go to the cinema? Because they're extinct.

31. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

32. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

33. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

34. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell.

35. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.

36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

37. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.

38. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.

39. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

40. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty Buns.

42. Why don't alligators like to go to the dentist? They don't want to get their teeth 'gator-ed.

43. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it.

44. What did the snail say when he caught a ride on the back of a turtle? Wheeeee!

45. Why didn't the bicycle go to school? It was two-tired.

46. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

47. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

48. What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending.

49. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

50. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
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