Who Is Bigger Riddle
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Female Pistil Riddle
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The Vampire Flirt Riddle
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The Baby Volcano Riddle
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Baby Strawberry Riddle
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Made By God In Pairs Riddle
Made by God in pairs
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.
What am I?
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.
What am I?
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Bliss To Two Riddle
Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
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Mother Broom And Baby Broom
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Baby Robot And His Mother
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The Stamp And The Envelope
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A Token Of Love Riddle
A thousand colored folds stretch toward the sky,
Atop a tender strand,
Rising from the land,
'Til killed by maiden's hand,
Perhaps a token of love, perhaps to say goodbye.
What am I?
Atop a tender strand,
Rising from the land,
'Til killed by maiden's hand,
Perhaps a token of love, perhaps to say goodbye.
What am I?
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My House Has No Doors Riddle
I have a little house in which I live all alone. My house has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
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Its Yours Riddle
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A Painters Love Riddle
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Ram Love Songs
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1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
5. Why is a computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
9. How does a duck buy lipstick?
She puts it on her bill.
10. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
12. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
15. What do computers snack on?
Microchips.
16. What did the leather jacket say to the nylon jacket?
You’re tearing me apart!
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
18. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument?
A moo-sician.
19. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band.
20. Why don’t zombies ever win races?
They are always dead last.
21. Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
22. What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
23. Why did the cookie file for bankruptcy?
It was broke.
24. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
25. What do you call a fish that wears a suit?
A tuna fish.
26. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
27. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it was green with envy.
28. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him.
29. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
30. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
31. Why did the belt get arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
32. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
33. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
34. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
35. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybee.
36. Why did the broom go to the doctor?
Because it swept off its feet.
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
38. Why did the dog sit on the stove?
Because he wanted to become a hot dog.
39. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
41. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
42. Why did the telephone go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling disconnected.
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow?
An ice cream cone.
44. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf?
Frostbite.
46. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why the long face?"
47. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
49. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
50. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
5. Why is a computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
9. How does a duck buy lipstick?
She puts it on her bill.
10. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
12. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
15. What do computers snack on?
Microchips.
16. What did the leather jacket say to the nylon jacket?
You’re tearing me apart!
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
18. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument?
A moo-sician.
19. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band.
20. Why don’t zombies ever win races?
They are always dead last.
21. Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
22. What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
23. Why did the cookie file for bankruptcy?
It was broke.
24. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
25. What do you call a fish that wears a suit?
A tuna fish.
26. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
27. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it was green with envy.
28. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him.
29. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
30. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
31. Why did the belt get arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
32. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
33. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
34. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
35. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybee.
36. Why did the broom go to the doctor?
Because it swept off its feet.
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
38. Why did the dog sit on the stove?
Because he wanted to become a hot dog.
39. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
41. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
42. Why did the telephone go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling disconnected.
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow?
An ice cream cone.
44. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf?
Frostbite.
46. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why the long face?"
47. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
49. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
50. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.