Albatross Boat Riddle
Two men walk into a restaurant by the sea and sit at the bar. Both men are covered in water. Both men order a plate of Albatross and take one bite. After chewing and swallowing, the first man stands up, walks outside, and shoots himself, while the other finishes his meal.
Hint:
The two men were stranded out in the ocean with a third man when they were beginning to stave. When an albatross landed on their life boat and died they finally had food but it was not enough to feed all three of them. They drew straws and the looser was killed and eaten. They mixed up the human meat and the albatross meat so neither person would know what they were eating. After being rescued, the friends went to eat real Albatross and the man who killed himself realized that he was the one that ate his friend. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A New Town By The Ocean
A man moved into a new town by the ocean
in the middle of his first night he woke up and made himself a sandwich on his way back to bed he realized that the lights were on so he turned off all of the lights and went to sleeping the morning when he looked out of his window there were dead people all the way to the horizon (hundreds dead)...
How did they die?
in the middle of his first night he woke up and made himself a sandwich on his way back to bed he realized that the lights were on so he turned off all of the lights and went to sleeping the morning when he looked out of his window there were dead people all the way to the horizon (hundreds dead)...
How did they die?
Hint:
On the mans way back to bed he turned the power off to the light house. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Reading In The Dark
It was pitch black one evening. A girl was sitting on the balcony at 8 pm. There was no power in the house and the entire street was dark.She was reading a book. How?
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Gooey Shark Teeth Riddle
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The Death Lift Riddle
A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me.
When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in.
The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in.
It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone dies in the lift. How did I survive?
When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in.
The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in.
It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone dies in the lift. How did I survive?
Hint:
The Dyslexic Satanist
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The One Who Buys It, Never Uses It...
The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that hes using it. What is it?
Hint:
The Old Horror House
There is an old horror house. It has no electricity, plumbing, or power of any sort. You go inside and see three doors. Each door has a number on it. In each door is a way for you to die. In door number one, you die by getting eaten by a lion. In door number two, you die by getting murdered. In door number three, you die by electric chair. You may not turn back so you have to go through a door.
Which door do you go through?
Which door do you go through?
Hint:
Go through number three. You'll survive because it's an electric chair and there is no electricity. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Made Of Ten
Made of ten but two we make,
When assembled others quake,
Five apart and we are weak,
Five together havoc wreak.
What are we?
When assembled others quake,
Five apart and we are weak,
Five together havoc wreak.
What are we?
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Post Your Dark Riddles Puns Below
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1. What do you call a vampire who always makes excuses? A blood liar.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with.
3. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They prefer to lift their own spirits.
4. Why did the mummy go on a vacation? To unwind and unravel.
5. What do you call a ghost that's always on the go? A spook-tourist.
6. Why don't zombies run? They don't want to spill their brains.
7. What do you call a cemetery that's always busy? A grave-yard.
8. Why was the werewolf invited to the party? He was a howling success.
9. What do you call bats that dance around at night? Disco-bats.
10. Why did the witch cancel her appointment with the dentist? She was afraid of being hexed-a-dental.
11. What do you call a vampire that's a bad listener? A blood-ignorant.
12. Why did the skeleton refuse to lend his friend a hand? He didn't have one to spare.
13. Why was the ghost such a bad liar? You could see right through him.
14. What do you call a zombie that's afraid of the dark? A night-light eater.
15. Why did the ghost take up skydiving? He wanted to lift his spirits.
16. What do you call a skeleton that can't keep a secret? A marrow-mouth.
17. Why did the mummy refuse to swim in the river? He didn't want to be unwrapped by the current.
18. What does a vampire use to get a good night's sleep? A coffin.
19. Why did the werewolf go to the movie theater alone? He didn't want to howl along.
20. What do you call a ghost that's always working out? A flexorcist.
21. Why did Dracula start a vegetable garden? He wanted to count chia seeds instead of sheep.
22. What do you call a cemetery that's full of comedians? A grave-humor.
23. Why did the zombie stop being a vegetarian? He wanted more brains.
24. What does a skeleton use to drive a car? A clavicle-key.
25. Why did the ghost have to take a rain check on the party? He got cold feet.
26. What do you call a vampire that's always in a hurry? A blood-rusher.
27. Why did the werewolf wear a turtleneck sweater? To hide his hairy neck.
28. What do you call a zombie that's always dancing? A disco-dead.
29. Why did the skeleton go to the party dressed in a tuxedo? He wanted to bone up on his social skills.
30. What do you call a ghost that's always eating candy? A ghoulish-snickers.
31. What does a vampire use to clean his teeth? Fang-brush.
32. Why was the witch bad at cooking? She kept witch-ing the recipe.
33. What do you call a zombie that's always angry? A rage-a-corpse.
34. Why did the mummy want to get a job in construction? He heard they needed more wrappings.
35. What does a skeleton use to play tennis? A wrist-bone.
36. Why did the ghost go to the store? To buy some booberries.
37. What do you call a vampire that's always counting his money? A cash-sucker.
38. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball? He had killer jump-shots.
39. What does a zombie use to write his grocery list? A brain-storm.
40. Why did the skeleton go to therapy? He had a bone to pick.
41. What do you call a ghost that's always thirsty? A spirit drinker.
42. Why was the mummy so good at math? He could count on his fingers and toes.
43. What does a vampire use to brush his hair? A bat-brush.
44. Why did the werewolf go to the beach? He wanted to catch some moon-rays.
45. What do you call a zombie that's always sleeping? A dead-tired.
46. Why was the ghost such a slow driver? He had no engine to rev.
47. What does a skeleton use to clean his house? A sweep-bone.
48. Why did the witch try to sell her broomstick? She wanted to sweep the market.
49. What do you call a vampire that's always in a bad mood? A bat-tempered.
50. Why did the werewolf wear sunglasses at night? To hide his glowing eyes.
1. What do you call a vampire who always makes excuses? A blood liar.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with.
3. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They prefer to lift their own spirits.
4. Why did the mummy go on a vacation? To unwind and unravel.
5. What do you call a ghost that's always on the go? A spook-tourist.
6. Why don't zombies run? They don't want to spill their brains.
7. What do you call a cemetery that's always busy? A grave-yard.
8. Why was the werewolf invited to the party? He was a howling success.
9. What do you call bats that dance around at night? Disco-bats.
10. Why did the witch cancel her appointment with the dentist? She was afraid of being hexed-a-dental.
11. What do you call a vampire that's a bad listener? A blood-ignorant.
12. Why did the skeleton refuse to lend his friend a hand? He didn't have one to spare.
13. Why was the ghost such a bad liar? You could see right through him.
14. What do you call a zombie that's afraid of the dark? A night-light eater.
15. Why did the ghost take up skydiving? He wanted to lift his spirits.
16. What do you call a skeleton that can't keep a secret? A marrow-mouth.
17. Why did the mummy refuse to swim in the river? He didn't want to be unwrapped by the current.
18. What does a vampire use to get a good night's sleep? A coffin.
19. Why did the werewolf go to the movie theater alone? He didn't want to howl along.
20. What do you call a ghost that's always working out? A flexorcist.
21. Why did Dracula start a vegetable garden? He wanted to count chia seeds instead of sheep.
22. What do you call a cemetery that's full of comedians? A grave-humor.
23. Why did the zombie stop being a vegetarian? He wanted more brains.
24. What does a skeleton use to drive a car? A clavicle-key.
25. Why did the ghost have to take a rain check on the party? He got cold feet.
26. What do you call a vampire that's always in a hurry? A blood-rusher.
27. Why did the werewolf wear a turtleneck sweater? To hide his hairy neck.
28. What do you call a zombie that's always dancing? A disco-dead.
29. Why did the skeleton go to the party dressed in a tuxedo? He wanted to bone up on his social skills.
30. What do you call a ghost that's always eating candy? A ghoulish-snickers.
31. What does a vampire use to clean his teeth? Fang-brush.
32. Why was the witch bad at cooking? She kept witch-ing the recipe.
33. What do you call a zombie that's always angry? A rage-a-corpse.
34. Why did the mummy want to get a job in construction? He heard they needed more wrappings.
35. What does a skeleton use to play tennis? A wrist-bone.
36. Why did the ghost go to the store? To buy some booberries.
37. What do you call a vampire that's always counting his money? A cash-sucker.
38. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball? He had killer jump-shots.
39. What does a zombie use to write his grocery list? A brain-storm.
40. Why did the skeleton go to therapy? He had a bone to pick.
41. What do you call a ghost that's always thirsty? A spirit drinker.
42. Why was the mummy so good at math? He could count on his fingers and toes.
43. What does a vampire use to brush his hair? A bat-brush.
44. Why did the werewolf go to the beach? He wanted to catch some moon-rays.
45. What do you call a zombie that's always sleeping? A dead-tired.
46. Why was the ghost such a slow driver? He had no engine to rev.
47. What does a skeleton use to clean his house? A sweep-bone.
48. Why did the witch try to sell her broomstick? She wanted to sweep the market.
49. What do you call a vampire that's always in a bad mood? A bat-tempered.
50. Why did the werewolf wear sunglasses at night? To hide his glowing eyes.