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1. I had dinner with a piece of chicken that had an attitude - he was really egging me on!
2. The mushrooms served for dinner were quite the fungi to be with.
3. My steak dinner left me feeling cow-fused.
4. My brother is a terrible cook, but he’s good at spaghetti-ing!
5. The salad at the restaurant was so bad, I had to leaf.
6. The chef at the fancy restaurant was so rude, I had to give him a piece of my rind.
7. I ordered a pizza for dinner last night, but half the toppings were missing – it was a pizza me!
8. My dad makes the best grilled cheese – it’s toasted to perfection.
9. When I asked the waiter if the soup was any good, he replied, "It's souper!"
10. The waiter at the fancy restaurant was trying to impress me with his fancy talk, but I cut him off – he was just a big phony bologna.
11. My friend made some quinoa for dinner, but I didn't really give a grain.
12. My sister always has roast beef for dinner, but I’m not that fondue of it.
13. My boss took us out to a fancy restaurant and said to me, "Order whatever you want, on the house." I said, "Oh, so you're gonna steak for me?"
14. My wife made a fantastic seafood meal last night, but I told her I found it a bit crabby.
15. I once cooked up some brown rice for dinner, but it was so bad, I had to call 911-rice.
16. My family was having a BBQ, but we didn't have any hot dogs – we had to improvise and use a sausage-cicle.
17. I went to an Italian restaurant and the owner kept trying to flirt with me, but I couldn’t believe his pesto!
18. Whenever my mom makes tacos for dinner, she tells me to taco 'bout it later.
19. I had a salad for dinner last night, it was a-lettuce-ingly delicious.
20. I tried to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, but it came out dry – talk about turkey jerky.
21. The chef at the restaurant made a great dish but then he made a quiche-take and ruined it.
22. When I cook, I always use Italian seasoning – it really pastas the test.
23. I once tried to make a meal with tofu, but it turned out to be a fail-tou-fu.
24. My mom made a casserole for dinner and said, "It's a-maize-ing!"
25. I once made a soup that was so bad, it was an absolute bisque-grace.
26. My friend made a salad with all the fixin's but I told her it was over the "toss"!
27. I once made a stir-fry with just vegetables, but it was a wok-ful disaster.
28. The waiter at the fancy restaurant said, "May I offer you some wine?" I said, "Don't mind if I vino!"
29. My sister loves eating cheeseburgers for dinner, but I think she's just trying to ketchup with me.
30. We had a potluck dinner and someone brought cornbread – it was like a-maize-ing!
31. I once cooked a full meal for my friends and I said, "Be prepared to taco 'bout this meal for weeks!"
32. When I asked my mom how to make pancakes, she said, "Just whisk it!"
33. We had a BBQ and the burgers were so good, we all had to beef up!
34. I asked the waiter how the salmon was and he said, "It's fin-tastic!"
35. My friend invited me over for dinner and she made lasagna – it was so good, I choked on my parmesan!
36. I had a dinner party and served sushi – everyone was on a roll!
37. My mom made a pot roast for dinner and said, "It's a real whopper!"
38. My sister made a dessert and said, "This is berry sweet!"
39. When I asked the chef what his secret ingredient was, he said, "It's a sop-heristicated technique."
40. My friend made a breakfast casserole for dinner – talk about breaking the fast!
41. We had a spaghetti dinner and someone said, "This is a-meat-za-ing!"
42. I told my friend I was craving quiche one day and he said, "Quiche or die!"
43. We had a potluck where everyone brought different types of bread – it was the yeast we could do.
44. My aunt made a casserole and said, "I hope I meat your expectations."
45. I made a stew for dinner and said, "This is soup-er awesome!"
46. We had a Mexican-themed dinner party and someone said, "This is nacho average dinner!"
47. My sister made a roast beef for dinner and said, "This is udderly delicious!"
48. I made a spinach dip for a party and said, "This will knock your socks right off!"
49. My mom made a pot of chili for dinner and it was a real bowl over.
50. We had a pizza party and someone said, "this party is really saucy!"
1. I had dinner with a piece of chicken that had an attitude - he was really egging me on!
2. The mushrooms served for dinner were quite the fungi to be with.
3. My steak dinner left me feeling cow-fused.
4. My brother is a terrible cook, but he’s good at spaghetti-ing!
5. The salad at the restaurant was so bad, I had to leaf.
6. The chef at the fancy restaurant was so rude, I had to give him a piece of my rind.
7. I ordered a pizza for dinner last night, but half the toppings were missing – it was a pizza me!
8. My dad makes the best grilled cheese – it’s toasted to perfection.
9. When I asked the waiter if the soup was any good, he replied, "It's souper!"
10. The waiter at the fancy restaurant was trying to impress me with his fancy talk, but I cut him off – he was just a big phony bologna.
11. My friend made some quinoa for dinner, but I didn't really give a grain.
12. My sister always has roast beef for dinner, but I’m not that fondue of it.
13. My boss took us out to a fancy restaurant and said to me, "Order whatever you want, on the house." I said, "Oh, so you're gonna steak for me?"
14. My wife made a fantastic seafood meal last night, but I told her I found it a bit crabby.
15. I once cooked up some brown rice for dinner, but it was so bad, I had to call 911-rice.
16. My family was having a BBQ, but we didn't have any hot dogs – we had to improvise and use a sausage-cicle.
17. I went to an Italian restaurant and the owner kept trying to flirt with me, but I couldn’t believe his pesto!
18. Whenever my mom makes tacos for dinner, she tells me to taco 'bout it later.
19. I had a salad for dinner last night, it was a-lettuce-ingly delicious.
20. I tried to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, but it came out dry – talk about turkey jerky.
21. The chef at the restaurant made a great dish but then he made a quiche-take and ruined it.
22. When I cook, I always use Italian seasoning – it really pastas the test.
23. I once tried to make a meal with tofu, but it turned out to be a fail-tou-fu.
24. My mom made a casserole for dinner and said, "It's a-maize-ing!"
25. I once made a soup that was so bad, it was an absolute bisque-grace.
26. My friend made a salad with all the fixin's but I told her it was over the "toss"!
27. I once made a stir-fry with just vegetables, but it was a wok-ful disaster.
28. The waiter at the fancy restaurant said, "May I offer you some wine?" I said, "Don't mind if I vino!"
29. My sister loves eating cheeseburgers for dinner, but I think she's just trying to ketchup with me.
30. We had a potluck dinner and someone brought cornbread – it was like a-maize-ing!
31. I once cooked a full meal for my friends and I said, "Be prepared to taco 'bout this meal for weeks!"
32. When I asked my mom how to make pancakes, she said, "Just whisk it!"
33. We had a BBQ and the burgers were so good, we all had to beef up!
34. I asked the waiter how the salmon was and he said, "It's fin-tastic!"
35. My friend invited me over for dinner and she made lasagna – it was so good, I choked on my parmesan!
36. I had a dinner party and served sushi – everyone was on a roll!
37. My mom made a pot roast for dinner and said, "It's a real whopper!"
38. My sister made a dessert and said, "This is berry sweet!"
39. When I asked the chef what his secret ingredient was, he said, "It's a sop-heristicated technique."
40. My friend made a breakfast casserole for dinner – talk about breaking the fast!
41. We had a spaghetti dinner and someone said, "This is a-meat-za-ing!"
42. I told my friend I was craving quiche one day and he said, "Quiche or die!"
43. We had a potluck where everyone brought different types of bread – it was the yeast we could do.
44. My aunt made a casserole and said, "I hope I meat your expectations."
45. I made a stew for dinner and said, "This is soup-er awesome!"
46. We had a Mexican-themed dinner party and someone said, "This is nacho average dinner!"
47. My sister made a roast beef for dinner and said, "This is udderly delicious!"
48. I made a spinach dip for a party and said, "This will knock your socks right off!"
49. My mom made a pot of chili for dinner and it was a real bowl over.
50. We had a pizza party and someone said, "this party is really saucy!"