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T-Rex In A Sombrero Riddle

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A tyranosaurus-mex.
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A Healthy Dino Riddle

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Tea-Rex.
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As Big As A Dino Riddle

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The dinosaur's shadow
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Under An Umbrella Riddle

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When it isn't raining!
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Fear Of The Ocean Riddle

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Because there was something fishy about it
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Fast Dinosaurs Riddle

Hint:
The PRONTOsaurus!
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Reptilian Getaways Riddle

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The dino-shore!
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Pigs And Dinosaurs Riddle

Hint:
Jurassic Pork!
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A Prehistoric Fright Riddle

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The Terror-dactyl!
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Armor In The Rain Riddle

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A Stegosau-rust!
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Gone Extinct Riddle

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Because they wouldn't take a bath!
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Catching The Worm Riddle

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Because it was an early bird.
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Sleeping Dinosaur Riddle

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A dino-snore!
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Seating A Triceratops Riddle

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On its tricera-bottom!
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Iguanodon's Favorite Toy Riddle

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A dino-see-saur!
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1. Why did the T-Rex refuse to go to the dentist? Because he was afraid of being fossilized!

2. What do you get when two Stegosauruses bump into each other on the street? A plate collision!

3. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? Because he had a terrible case of Tricera-top-sy Turvy!

4. What do you call a dinosaur that's always complaining? A Grumposaurus!

5. What do you call a polite dinosaur? A Diplodocus!

6. What do you call a group of musical dinosaurs? A band of Brachiosauruses!

7. What did the dinosaur say when he stubbed his toe? "I'm so saur!"

8. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to party? A Disco-saur!

9. What did the prehistoric plumber say to the dinosaur? "Rawr, I mean hello."

10. What did the dinosaur say when he saw the meteor coming? "Oh dino!"

11. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

12. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesauruses!

13. What's the advantage of having a dinosaur as a pet? You never have to worry about someone stealing him, he's always Jurassic.

14. What do you call a dinosaur with a fancy car? A Tyra-porsche Rex!

15. What's a dinosaur's favorite dessert? Tricera-tops with whip cream!

16. What do you call a dinosaur with an attitude problem? A Terriblesaurus!

17. What do you call the first dinosaur to drive a car? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

18. What do you call a person who is obsessed with dinosaurs? A dino-maniac!

19. What did the T-Rex say when he lost his job? "I guess there's no such thing as job security in the Jurassic period!"

20. Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a Megalosaurus!

21. What do you call a dinosaur that's good at math? A Dino-division!

22. What did the mother T-Rex say to her misbehaving daughter? "I'm going to ground you until the next ice age!"

23. What do you call a dinosaur with an impressive singing voice? A high-saur-tenor!

24. Why did the dinosaur go to the amusement park? To ride the stego-coli ride!

25. What do you call a dinosaur that's constantly late? A stego-late-us!

26. Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the party? To trice-ra-tops with the curtains!

27. What do you call a dinosaur that's always excited? A Veloci-raptor!

28. Why did the dinosaur get a job as a delivery driver? Because he had great Tricera-tops!

29. What do you call a dinosaur that's a bit of a mess? A Bronto-sloppy!

30. Why did the dinosaur wear a hat to the party? Because he didn't want to have-saur-head!

31. What do you call a dinosaur that's great at crossword puzzles? A Puzzlesaurus!

32. Why did the dinosaur buy a pizza oven? Because he wanted to make Stego-ni and T-Rex-peppers!

33. What do you call a group of punk rock dinosaurs? A Ptera-punk band!

34. Why did the dinosaur go to court? To sue the T-Rex for harassment!

35. What do you call a dinosaur with a great sense of humor? A Laugh-a-docus!

36. Why did the dinosaur cross the playground? To get to the slide that was sauropod friendly!

37. What do you call a dinosaur that's great at baseball? A Home Run-a-saurus!

38. Why did the dinosaur start a construction company? Because he had a massive Tricera-ops!

39. What do you call a dinosaur with an impressive fashion sense? A Preppy-saurus!

40. Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the library? Because he was roaring too loudly!

41. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A Chorus of Ceratopsians!

42. Why did the dinosaur start a detective agency? Because he had a Velocirap-tor!

43. What do you call a dinosaur that's obsessed with cleaning? A Cleanosaurus!

44. Why did the dinosaur go to the gym? Because he wanted to get Tri-swole-atops!

45. What do you call a musical dinosaur that plays the drums? A T-Rex-drummer!

46. Why did the dinosaur buy a surfboard? Because he wanted to hang twenty and surf-iraptor!

47. What do you call a dinosaur that's an expert in science fiction? A Raptor of the Nerds!

48. Why did the dinosaur start a toy company? Because he had a Stego-ton of ideas!

49. What do you call a dinosaur that's great at playing hide and seek? A Herbi-hide-anSeek!

50. Why did the dinosaur become a chef? Because he had a Roar-iffic appetite!
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