Fun Facts (Hints)
Here are a few funny dirty minded facts to help set the mood:
The female species of ferret will die within a year if she doesn't have sex.
The average human male ejaculates at a rate of over 250,000 sperm per instance.
25% of all men choose to turn off the lights before they get busy.
There are two US states in which vibrators are illegal: Mississippi and Alabama.
An 18th century king is said to have deflowered near 40,000 women. (King Fatefehi of Tonga)
Making love can help to release the tension that causes headaches on the brain.
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1. What do you call a dirty old man's favorite snack? A salty bone!
2. Why did the dirty mind go to jail? For violating the obscenity laws!
3. What do you call it when two dirty minds get together? A naughty rendezvous!
4. Why did the dirty joke cross the road? To get on the other side of good taste!
5. What do you call a dirty mind with a bad sense of humor? A smutty jester!
6. Why did the dirty mind go to the bar? To get a stiff drink!
7. What do you call a dirty mind in the morning? A dirty bird!
8. Why did the dirty mind get a job as a garbage collector? To pick up dirty jokes!
9. What do you call a dirty old man's favorite pastime? Playing with his wood!
10. Why did the dirty joke make the police laugh? It was a real thigh-slapper!
11. What do you call a dirty mind with a lot of charisma? A smooth operator!
12. Why did the dirty joke go to the beach? To get a dirty tan!
13. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for writing? A smutty scribe!
14. Why did the dirty joke get a job as a chef? To cook up some spicy humor!
15. What do you call a dirty mind at a Halloween party? A naughty ghost!
16. Why did the dirty joke start a rock band? To play some dirty riffs!
17. What do you call a dirty mind that works at a car wash? A soapy perv!
18. Why did the dirty mind become a weatherman? To predict some dirty conditions!
19. What do you call a dirty mind that works at a bakery? A pastry pervert!
20. Why did the dirty joke start a podcast? To spread some dirty humor!
21. What do you call a dirty mind that's also a magician? A sleazy illusionist!
22. Why did the dirty joke go to the gym? To work on its abs-urdity!
23. What do you call a dirty mind that's also a scientist? A perverted researcher!
24. Why did the dirty joke go to the comedy club? To get some dirty laughs!
25. What do you call a dirty mind with a sweet tooth? A candy pervert!
26. Why did the dirty joke go to the doctor? To get a dirty bill of health!
27. What do you call a dirty mind with a green thumb? A dirty gardener!
28. Why did the dirty joke become a firefighter? To put out some hot humor!
29. What do you call a dirty mind with a degree in psychology? A pervy analyst!
30. Why did the dirty joke become a detective? To solve some dirty mysteries!
31. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for painting? A smutty artist!
32. Why did the dirty joke become a pilot? To fly some dirty skies!
33. What do you call a dirty mind with a love for animals? A zoological pervert!
34. Why did the dirty joke become a carpenter? To build some dirty structures!
35. What do you call a dirty mind with a musical talent? A salacious musician!
36. Why did the dirty joke go to the casino? To play some dirty games!
37. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in history? A smutty scholar!
38. Why did the dirty joke become a fashion model? To strut some dirty style!
39. What do you call a dirty mind with a passion for cooking? A culinary pervert!
40. Why did the dirty joke become a race car driver? To speed up some dirty humor!
41. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for dancing? A sultry performer!
42. Why did the dirty joke become a news reporter? To spread some dirty gossip!
43. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for singing? A lewd vocalist!
44. Why did the dirty joke become a stockbroker? To deal with some dirty money!
45. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for acting? A lascivious thespian!
46. Why did the dirty joke become a politician? To make some dirty deals!
47. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in science fiction? A smutty Trekkie!
48. Why did the dirty joke become a professional wrestler? To pin down some dirty laughs!
49. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in fashion? A perverted fashionista!
50. Why did the dirty joke become an astronaut? To explore some dirty space!
1. What do you call a dirty old man's favorite snack? A salty bone!
2. Why did the dirty mind go to jail? For violating the obscenity laws!
3. What do you call it when two dirty minds get together? A naughty rendezvous!
4. Why did the dirty joke cross the road? To get on the other side of good taste!
5. What do you call a dirty mind with a bad sense of humor? A smutty jester!
6. Why did the dirty mind go to the bar? To get a stiff drink!
7. What do you call a dirty mind in the morning? A dirty bird!
8. Why did the dirty mind get a job as a garbage collector? To pick up dirty jokes!
9. What do you call a dirty old man's favorite pastime? Playing with his wood!
10. Why did the dirty joke make the police laugh? It was a real thigh-slapper!
11. What do you call a dirty mind with a lot of charisma? A smooth operator!
12. Why did the dirty joke go to the beach? To get a dirty tan!
13. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for writing? A smutty scribe!
14. Why did the dirty joke get a job as a chef? To cook up some spicy humor!
15. What do you call a dirty mind at a Halloween party? A naughty ghost!
16. Why did the dirty joke start a rock band? To play some dirty riffs!
17. What do you call a dirty mind that works at a car wash? A soapy perv!
18. Why did the dirty mind become a weatherman? To predict some dirty conditions!
19. What do you call a dirty mind that works at a bakery? A pastry pervert!
20. Why did the dirty joke start a podcast? To spread some dirty humor!
21. What do you call a dirty mind that's also a magician? A sleazy illusionist!
22. Why did the dirty joke go to the gym? To work on its abs-urdity!
23. What do you call a dirty mind that's also a scientist? A perverted researcher!
24. Why did the dirty joke go to the comedy club? To get some dirty laughs!
25. What do you call a dirty mind with a sweet tooth? A candy pervert!
26. Why did the dirty joke go to the doctor? To get a dirty bill of health!
27. What do you call a dirty mind with a green thumb? A dirty gardener!
28. Why did the dirty joke become a firefighter? To put out some hot humor!
29. What do you call a dirty mind with a degree in psychology? A pervy analyst!
30. Why did the dirty joke become a detective? To solve some dirty mysteries!
31. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for painting? A smutty artist!
32. Why did the dirty joke become a pilot? To fly some dirty skies!
33. What do you call a dirty mind with a love for animals? A zoological pervert!
34. Why did the dirty joke become a carpenter? To build some dirty structures!
35. What do you call a dirty mind with a musical talent? A salacious musician!
36. Why did the dirty joke go to the casino? To play some dirty games!
37. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in history? A smutty scholar!
38. Why did the dirty joke become a fashion model? To strut some dirty style!
39. What do you call a dirty mind with a passion for cooking? A culinary pervert!
40. Why did the dirty joke become a race car driver? To speed up some dirty humor!
41. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for dancing? A sultry performer!
42. Why did the dirty joke become a news reporter? To spread some dirty gossip!
43. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for singing? A lewd vocalist!
44. Why did the dirty joke become a stockbroker? To deal with some dirty money!
45. What do you call a dirty mind with a talent for acting? A lascivious thespian!
46. Why did the dirty joke become a politician? To make some dirty deals!
47. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in science fiction? A smutty Trekkie!
48. Why did the dirty joke become a professional wrestler? To pin down some dirty laughs!
49. What do you call a dirty mind with an interest in fashion? A perverted fashionista!
50. Why did the dirty joke become an astronaut? To explore some dirty space!