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A Dod That Isnt A Dog

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When it is pure bred/bread!
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Rottweiler And A Colie

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A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!
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Keeping The Time

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A watch dog!
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1. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

2. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the bark side!

3. How do you know if a dog is a comedian? He always has a good tail to tell!

4. Why did the dog go to the vet? He was feeling ruff!

5. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A labra-cadab-a-doodle!

6. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? They're always pup for a good time!

7. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!

8. What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador retriever!

9. What do you call a dog that knows how to use a computer? A screen-saver!

10. Why did the dog get a job at the circus? He was great at catching fleas!

11. Why is a boxer trustworthy? Because they never punch out!

12. Why did the dog wear a turtleneck sweater? He wanted to be a hotdog!

13. How are dogs like phones? They both have collar ID!

14. Why did the dog go to medical school? To become a woof-surgeon!

15. Why can't dogs play cards? They always end up chasing the queen!

16. Why are dogs bad dancers? They have two left feet!

17. What do you call a dog who can juggle? A paws!

18. What do you get when you cross a dog and a snowman? Frostbite!

19. Why did the dog go to obedience school? He wanted to have a paw-some time!

20. What kind of dog is always asking for money? A Chihuahua bank-a-doodle!

21. Why do dogs like to play fetch? Because they're easily amused!

22. Why are dogs terrible drivers? Because they always take their paws off the wheel!

23. What do you get when you cross a dog and a rooster? A cocker spaniel!

24. Why did the dog climb the tree? To chase a squirrel-tail-nut!

25. What do you call a dog who loves to sing? A poodle-oodle-oodle!

26. Why did the dog go to space? He wanted to be a barkonaut!

27. How do you know if a dog is a good storyteller? He always has a tail-tale to tell!

28. What do you call a dog who is always in a hurry? A rushin' terrier!

29. Why did the dog go to the gym? To get barking fit!

30. What do you call a dog who is good with a bow and arrow? A poodle archer!

31. Why did the dog get a job as a telephone operator? He had a great bark-tone!

32. What do you call a dog who likes to wear a crown? A bark-king!

33. Why did the dog go to Hollywood? He wanted to be in the paw-lights!

34. What do you get when you cross a dog and a snowboarder? A pug boarder!

35. Why are dogs great detectives? They always have a nose for the truth!

36. What do you call a dog who is always chewing gum? A chew-mutt!

37. Why did the dog go to the park? He wanted to be a ball-a-doodle!

38. How are dogs like balloons? They both go woof when you pop them!

39. What do you call a dog who loves baseball? A bat-hound!

40. Why did the dog go to school? He wanted to be top dog!

41. What do you get when you cross a dog and a bird-watcher? A spanielosopher!

42. How do you know if a dog is a good musician? He has great hound control!

43. Why did the dog go to the beach? To catch some rays!

44. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A pup-chef!

45. Why did the dog go to the dentist? He had a canine-ache!

46. How are dogs like pirates? They both love to wag their tails!

47. What do you call a dog who loves to read? A book-wormeranian!

48. Why did the dog go to the library? He wanted to check out some Ruff-Reading!

49. What do you call a dog dressed up as a prince? A bark-in-waiting!

50. Why did the dog go to the park in the middle of winter? He wanted to go bark-bogganing!
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