DRAGON RIDDLES

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1. What's a dragon's favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni-dragon.



2. Why did the dragon graduate from wizard school? He was a fire-breathing success.



3. Why did the dragon go to school? To learn how to scale the wall.



4. What do you call a group of dragons that love to sing? A choir-o-dragons.



5. What do you call the moment when a dragon sneaks up on you? Dragon-surprise.



6. What does a dragon say when it's cold outside? I'm dragon my tail.



7. Why did the dragon cross the road? To get to the other fiery breath!



8. What do you call a dragon who's always at the gym? Buff-dragon.



9. What do you call a dragon that just got a haircut? Trim-flame-gon.



10. Why did the dragon join the army? To become a dragon soldier.



11. What do you call a dragon who loves to dance? Flamenco-dragon.



12. What do you call a dragon that's bad at math? A Pythagorean-dragon.



13. What do you call a dragon who loves comedy? Roar-dy dragon.



14. What do you call a dragon that's good at puzzles? Jig-Dragon.



15. What do you call a dragon who loves to cook? Fry-gon.



16. Why did the dragon go to the doctor? He had a fire-breathing problem.



17. What do you call a dragon who's good at music? Song-of-the-Dragon.



18. What do you call a dragon who's terrible at gardening? Green-thumbless Dragon.



19. Why did the dragon stop breathing fire? He got tired of burning hot air.



20. Why did the dragon get a job as a postal worker? To deliver letters with fiery breath.



21. What do you call a dragon who's always telling jokes? A pun-dragon.



22. What do you call a dragon who's always causing trouble? A smoke-screen dragon.



23. What do you call a dragon who loves to read? Book-worm dragon.



24. What do you call a dragon who's good at pottery? Fire-clay-gon.



25. What do you call a dragon who's bad at basketball? Slam-Dragon-less.



26. Why did the dragon start a band? To play music with his scales.



27. What do you call a dragon who loves fashion? Fire-run-way-gon.



28. What do you call a dragon who's always cleaning? Spotless Dragon.



29. What do you call a dragon who's clumsy? Stumble-gon.



30. Why did the dragon start a garden? To grow his own fire-breathing ingredients.



31. What do you call a dragon who loves to paint? Art-dragon.



32. What do you call a dragon who loves to swim? Aquatic Dragon.



33. What do you call a dragon who loves to play chess? Fire-tactic Dragon.



34. What do you call a dragon who's always lying? Dragon-n liar.



35. Why did the dragon get glasses? To fix his fiery vision.



36. What do you call a dragon who loves to knit? Needle-Dragon.



37. What do you call a dragon who's always on the go? Roaming Dragon.



38. Why did the dragon start a business? To turn his fiery breath into profit.



39. What do you call a dragon who's always playing pranks? Jester-dragon.



40. What do you call a dragon who loves to garden? Leaf-Dragon.



41. Why did the dragon quit being a magician? He couldn't keep his flames under control.



42. What do you call a dragon who loves disco? Groove-dragon.



43. What do you call a dragon who's always coming up with new ideas? Brain-storm-dragon.



44. What do you call a dragon who's always chewing gum? Bubblegum-dragon.



45. Why did the dragon start a restaurant? To cook up some fire-breathing dishes.



46. What do you call a dragon who's always wearing a cape? Super-Dragon.



47. What do you call a dragon who's always watching TV? Couch-potato Dragon.



48. What do you call a dragon who loves to write? Pen-Dragon.



49. Why did the dragon start a travel agency? He wanted to explore the world with his fiery wings.



50. What do you call a dragon who's always drinking tea? Tea-lizard.