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1. Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.



2. What do you call a duck that loves to surf? Quackalaka.



3. Why did the duck go to the doctor? He was feeling a little down in the feathers.



4. What do you call a duck that loves to party? A Quacktacular.



5. Why do ducks make such great detectives? They always have their bills to the ground.



6. How do you know if a duck is cold? Just look for the down jacket.



7. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly south for the winter? They'd be winging it.



8. What do you get when you mix a duck with a kangaroo? A Quackaroo.



9. Why did the duck buy a bell? He wanted to dangle.



10. How does a duck begin a letter? With a "quack" salutation.



11. Why did the duck start a fight with a tap dancer? He wanted to hear some quack steps.



12. What do you call a duck with a map? A quack navigator.



13. Why did the duck go to the cinema alone? He didn't want to goose anyone.



14. Why did the duck go to Hollywood? He wanted to be a star in Quackbusters.



15. What did the duck say to his therapist? I'm just feeling a little down.



16. How do you get a duck to sing a love song? Put a quacker in it.



17. Why did the duck take up yoga? He wanted to be at one with the pond.



18. How do ducks pay for things? With feather cash.



19. Why did the duck become a bartender? He heard that ducks can hold their liquor.



20. What do you call a duck that's good at math? A Quackademic.



21. Why did the duck buy a camera? He wanted to take some quack shots.



22. What do you call a duck that's a magician? A Quacktitioner.



23. Why do ducks make terrible spies? They're always quacking up.



24. What do ducks like to eat for breakfast? Quackcakes.



25. Why did the duck go to jail? He was caught embezzling feather funds.



26. How do you tell a duck to be quiet? Just tell him to put a quacker in it.



27. Why did the duck become a chef? He loved to cook with Quack and cheese.



28. What did the duck say when he saw his reflection? Lookin' quacktastic!



29. Why did the duck go to the gym? He wanted to have a quackin' body.



30. What did the duck say to the farmer? Quack and you shall receive.



31. Why did the duck get his own TV show? He had a great quacktor persona.



32. What kind of music do ducks listen to? Fowl harmonies.



33. Why did the duck refuse to swim in the pond? He said it was too quackered.



34. What do you call a duck that's a gossip? A quacktattler.



35. Why did the duck take up martial arts? He wanted to be a quackfu fighter.



36. What's a duck's favorite drink? Quacktails.



37. Why did the duck become a pilot? He loved to take quack-flights.



38. What did the duck do when he found out his girlfriend was a swan? He just quacked it up.



39. Why did the duck start a rock band? He wanted to be a quack star.



40. What do you get when you mix a duck with a wizard? A Quackadabra.



41. Why did the duck take an art class? He wanted to learn how to draw a quack Portrait.



42. What do you call a duck that's a skier? A Quackski.



43. Why did the duck sign up for a dating site? He wanted to meet his perfect Quackmate.



44. What kind of coffee do ducks drink? Quack-a-latte.



45. Why did the duck buy a karaoke machine? He loved to quack out his favorite tunes.



46. What do ducks do when they're feeling low? They quack up with their friends.



47. Why did the duck become a taxi driver? He loved the quack-paced lifestyle.



48. What do you call a duck that's a philosopher? A Quackthinker.



49. Why did the duck open a hair salon? He loved to give quack haircuts.



50. What do you call a duck that's a lawyer? A Quacktorney.