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The 6 Wheeled Fly Riddle

Hint:
A garbage truck!
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Flying House Riddle

Hint:
Housefly!
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Keeping The Time

Hint:
A watch dog!
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1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

2. What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping? A dino-snore!

3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

4. Why did the little girl bring a ladder to school? To reach new heights in learning!

5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

6. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed snowman and a well-dressed one? Buttons!

7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!

8. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrrr!

9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!

10. Why did the boy bring a pencil to bed? To draw his dreams!

11. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

12. Why did the monkey take a bath? Because he wanted to be a clean-chimp-ion!

13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

14. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"

15. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

16. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician!

17. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow? So he could have sweet dreams!

18. What did the grape say when it got run over by a car? Nothing, it got crushed!

19. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!

20. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending!

21. Why did the girl bring a pencil to the party? So she could draw attention to herself!

22. Why did the cookie join the gym? To get rid of its love handles!

23. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing and was feeling jealous!

24. What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!

25. Why did the boy wear a striped shirt to school? So people would know he was ahead of the game!

26. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

27. Why did the boy take a ruler to bed? So he could measure his sleep!

28. What do you call an ant in space? An astro-nant!

29. Why did the girl wear a tutu to the circus? To be the center of a-tent-tion!

30. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school? Arrrr-tithmetic!

31. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side!

32. What did the grape say when it got set on fire? It let out a little whine!

33. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash!

34. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down an escalator? A condescending con descending!

35. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of shoes? In case he got a hole-in-one!

36. What do you call a snowman with a fever? A chill-blain!

37. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the store? So he could reach the high prices!

38. What do you call a dinosaur that’s been in a car accident? T-bone-saur!

39. Why did the baker take a nap on the dough? Because he needed to rise and shine!

40. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

41. Why did the boy wear his backpack to bed? So he could have dreams on the go!

42. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

43. Why did the tomato turn yellow? Because it saw the cheeseburger and was feeling cheesy!

44. What do you call a ghost that’s bad at math? A numbskull!

45. Why did the girl wear a telescope necklace? So she could see into the future!

46. What do you call a lizard that sings opera? A serenading salamander!

47. Why did the boy wear a cape to school? So he could be super smart!

48. What do you call a pig that’s a detective? Sherlock Hams!

49. Why did the boy bring a magnifying glass to the beach? So he could see the sand better!

50. What do you call a snake that’s a magician? Hiss-terical!
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