None Seeps Through Riddle
When I'm moved a lot, liquid I spew,
When I am hit, color I change,
And colors I come in, quite a range,
What I cover is quite complex,
Yet I am very easy to flex.
What am I?
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The Beginning Of The End
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
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Taken From A Mine Riddle
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
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1 Month Old Riddle
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Walking Through Walls Riddle
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Five Letter Words Riddle
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Backwards And Upside Down Riddle
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Adding Eights Riddle
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Common Letters Riddle
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Unable To Walk Riddle
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No Clapping Riddle
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Drinking And Dying Riddle
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Three Feet
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The Capital Of Alaska
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1. How did the math book end its relationship? It didn't want to be a divided equation.
2. Why did the grammar teacher break up with the dictionary? Their relationship lacked punctuation.
3. Why was the history teacher always calm? They had already lived through the struggle.
4. Why did the science teacher wear glasses? They wanted to "focus" on their work.
5. Why did the music teacher cut class? They needed a rest "note".
6. Why aren't ghosts good at math? They don't know how to carry frights.
7. What did the philosopher say to the mathematician about their date? "Let's make an empirical observation of our compatibility".
8. How do you turn English class into a horror story? By throwing in a double negative.
9. What do you call an essay that starts with a joke? A humorous introduction.
10. Why did the art teacher go to jail? For encouraging graffiti-ty.
11. What did the geography teacher say when they got lost? "Looks like we're in a bit of a lecture-cul-de-sac".
12. What did the literature teacher say when they got rejected? "At least my books won't leave me".
13. What do you call a lazy geometry teacher? An angle-dweller.
14. How does a history teacher travel? With a compass and a chronological map.
15. What's the math teacher's favorite dessert? Pie-graph.
16. Why did the music teacher cross the road? To get to the other stride.
17. What do you call a teacher who loves bad jokes? Humor-ist.
18. Why did the science teacher wear mittens? To prevent their hands from being cantilevered.
19. What did the biology teacher say to the student who missed class? "This is an ecology club, not a come-and-grow-as-you-please".
20. What do history teachers like to do for fun? Create time-lines.
21. Why was the chemistry teacher always calm? They had a periodic table for their mood swings.
22. Why did the geography teacher cancel the field trip? They ran out of globe-trotters.
23. What kind of animal loves to learn? A book-worm.
24. What do you call a math teacher who loves classical music? A sympho-mathician.
25. Why did the English teacher dislike the horror novel? It had too many cliffhange-ars.
26. How does a science teacher decorate their aquarium? With beaker fish and test tube snails.
27. What do you call a French teacher who is always in a hurry? A vin-giteacher.
28. What's the literature teacher's favorite joke? "I'm only grading this paper for the pun marks".
29. What did the science teacher say when they received a birthday card? "Mole of a sudden, I feel valued."
30. What do you call a math teacher who can't remember their equations? A sum-moner.
31. Why did the history teacher choose to teach in Egypt? They wanted to live in a pharaoh-phonic country.
32. What do you call a nurse who teaches biology on the side? A cell-ebritant.
33. Why did the anatomy teacher avoid the cafeteria? They had dissected sandwiches before.
34. What do you call a science teacher who loves to play pranks? A joking-geneous.
35. Why did the history teacher switch careers and become a comedian? They wanted to make "his-story" hilarious.
36. What do you call a math teacher who loves to rap? A hip-hopotamus.
37. Why did the Spanish teacher love their bike? It had two wheels, uno pedales.
38. Why was the chemistry teacher always on time? They had a sulfur-clock.
39. What do you call a literature teacher who loves to sing? A verse-atile.
40. Why did the history teacher fail the magic test? They couldn't remember pocus.
41. Why did the geography teacher give up on playing video games? They couldn't find the world's button.
42. What do you call a math teacher who loves to dance? A tang-goer.
43. What do you call a science teacher who loves to study the human body? A musculo-maniac.
44. Why did the music teacher love their bike? It was a melodious cycle.
45. What do you call an English teacher who switches careers to become a chef? A liter-ate-ur-grated-cook.
46. Why was the history teacher always prepared for class? They never went to war without their battle-book.
47. What do you call a geometry teacher who loves to build? A straight-a-head builder.
48. Why did the French teacher become a motivational speaker? They wanted to add a little bit of "joie de vivre".
49. What do you call a history teacher who loves to knit? A weaver-of-time.
50. Why did the science teacher invent a talking pencil? They wanted an intelligent-quill.
1. How did the math book end its relationship? It didn't want to be a divided equation.
2. Why did the grammar teacher break up with the dictionary? Their relationship lacked punctuation.
3. Why was the history teacher always calm? They had already lived through the struggle.
4. Why did the science teacher wear glasses? They wanted to "focus" on their work.
5. Why did the music teacher cut class? They needed a rest "note".
6. Why aren't ghosts good at math? They don't know how to carry frights.
7. What did the philosopher say to the mathematician about their date? "Let's make an empirical observation of our compatibility".
8. How do you turn English class into a horror story? By throwing in a double negative.
9. What do you call an essay that starts with a joke? A humorous introduction.
10. Why did the art teacher go to jail? For encouraging graffiti-ty.
11. What did the geography teacher say when they got lost? "Looks like we're in a bit of a lecture-cul-de-sac".
12. What did the literature teacher say when they got rejected? "At least my books won't leave me".
13. What do you call a lazy geometry teacher? An angle-dweller.
14. How does a history teacher travel? With a compass and a chronological map.
15. What's the math teacher's favorite dessert? Pie-graph.
16. Why did the music teacher cross the road? To get to the other stride.
17. What do you call a teacher who loves bad jokes? Humor-ist.
18. Why did the science teacher wear mittens? To prevent their hands from being cantilevered.
19. What did the biology teacher say to the student who missed class? "This is an ecology club, not a come-and-grow-as-you-please".
20. What do history teachers like to do for fun? Create time-lines.
21. Why was the chemistry teacher always calm? They had a periodic table for their mood swings.
22. Why did the geography teacher cancel the field trip? They ran out of globe-trotters.
23. What kind of animal loves to learn? A book-worm.
24. What do you call a math teacher who loves classical music? A sympho-mathician.
25. Why did the English teacher dislike the horror novel? It had too many cliffhange-ars.
26. How does a science teacher decorate their aquarium? With beaker fish and test tube snails.
27. What do you call a French teacher who is always in a hurry? A vin-giteacher.
28. What's the literature teacher's favorite joke? "I'm only grading this paper for the pun marks".
29. What did the science teacher say when they received a birthday card? "Mole of a sudden, I feel valued."
30. What do you call a math teacher who can't remember their equations? A sum-moner.
31. Why did the history teacher choose to teach in Egypt? They wanted to live in a pharaoh-phonic country.
32. What do you call a nurse who teaches biology on the side? A cell-ebritant.
33. Why did the anatomy teacher avoid the cafeteria? They had dissected sandwiches before.
34. What do you call a science teacher who loves to play pranks? A joking-geneous.
35. Why did the history teacher switch careers and become a comedian? They wanted to make "his-story" hilarious.
36. What do you call a math teacher who loves to rap? A hip-hopotamus.
37. Why did the Spanish teacher love their bike? It had two wheels, uno pedales.
38. Why was the chemistry teacher always on time? They had a sulfur-clock.
39. What do you call a literature teacher who loves to sing? A verse-atile.
40. Why did the history teacher fail the magic test? They couldn't remember pocus.
41. Why did the geography teacher give up on playing video games? They couldn't find the world's button.
42. What do you call a math teacher who loves to dance? A tang-goer.
43. What do you call a science teacher who loves to study the human body? A musculo-maniac.
44. Why did the music teacher love their bike? It was a melodious cycle.
45. What do you call an English teacher who switches careers to become a chef? A liter-ate-ur-grated-cook.
46. Why was the history teacher always prepared for class? They never went to war without their battle-book.
47. What do you call a geometry teacher who loves to build? A straight-a-head builder.
48. Why did the French teacher become a motivational speaker? They wanted to add a little bit of "joie de vivre".
49. What do you call a history teacher who loves to knit? A weaver-of-time.
50. Why did the science teacher invent a talking pencil? They wanted an intelligent-quill.