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1. Why did the eye break up with the eyebrow? It just couldn't see eye to eye!



2. Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself!



3. Why did the eye refuse to go to law school? It didn't want to be called a pupil counselor!



4. What did the eye say when it found out it needed glasses? Eye can't believe it!



5. Why do photographers always wear glasses? To be able to focus on the shot!



6. Why did the contact lens marry the eyeball? They had a real connection!



7. Why did the eye go to the doctor's office? It was having a cornea-ry issue!



8. What do you call an alligator with an eye patch? A see-and-eye-dent!



9. Why do fish wear glasses? To be able to sea better!



10. Why do owls always check their emails before bed? So they can send a goodnight iris!



11. What did the momma eye say to the baby eye? You're just a pupil!



12. Why do pirates have trouble seeing letters? Because they always look through the "C"!



13. Why did the eyeball go on vacation? To see the sights!



14. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other iris!



15. Why do eyes make bad friends? They're always looking for something better!



16. Why did the cyclops buy a pair of sunglasses? To look stylish!



17. What do you call an optometrist's pet snake? Iris!



18. Why did the eyeball break up with the nose? It just couldn't take the smell anymore!



19. Why did the eye feel like it was being watched? Because there was a pupil staring at it!



20. What do you call an eye that can talk? An or-eye-tor!



21. Why do eyes love math? Because it's all about division!



22. Why did the eye go on a blind date? To find its perfect match!



23. Why did the eye go to the bank? To make a deposit in its retina account!



24. What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer!



25. Why didn't the blind man go skydiving? He was afraid to fall in love at first sight!



26. Why do eyes always get tired? They're working around the clock!



27. Why do scientists study eyeballs? To see what they can learn!



28. Why did the eye go to the cemetery? To visit its family plot!



29. What do you call an eye surgeon who's always running late? A delayed pupil!



30. Why did the police officer need glasses? To see the perp-trait clearly!



31. What did the optometrist say to the banana? Eye'll be peeled!



32. Why do eyes make bad roommates? They're always staring!



33. What did the optometrist say to the basketball player? Don't dribble, just shoot!



34. Why do eyes love Halloween? They love to dress up!



35. What do you call an eye that's always looking for trouble? An adventurous pupil!



36. Why did the eye go to the beauty salon? To get its lashes done!



37. What do you call a nearsighted owl? An "I owl"!



38. What do you call an eye that's always watching movies? A cine-eye!



39. Why do eyes love to dance? They've got the moves!



40. Why did the eye go on strike? It was sick of being taken for granted!



41. What does an eye say when it's angry? Eye can't believe this!



42. Why did the eye call off the wedding? It just didn't see a future there!



43. Why do eyes love to travel? They always want to see more!



44. What do you call an eye that's into astrology? A horosc-eye-cope!



45. Why did the eye cross the road? To get a better view!



46. What do you call an eye that's always on the go? An adventur-eye-ous!



47. Why did the eye apologize to the nose? It realized it had taken it for granted!



48. What do you call an eye that's always losing things? A forgetful pupil!



49. Why do eyes love to read? They devour every word!



50. What do you say to an eye that's feeling down? Cheer up, you've got a lot of sight-seeing to do!
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