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Born In Silence
Sometimes I am born in silence,
Other times, no.
I am unseen,
But I make my presence known.
In time, I fade without a trace.
I harm no one,
but I am unpopular with all.
What am I?
Other times, no.
I am unseen,
But I make my presence known.
In time, I fade without a trace.
I harm no one,
but I am unpopular with all.
What am I?
Hint:
No Farting In Public
Hint:
You Can Never See Me
Hint:
The Sharpest Thing In The World
Hint:
A fart that goes through your pants without making a hole. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Going Astray Riddle
Hint:
Born Into This World
Hint:
Never Spoke Again Riddle
Hint:
Abhorred By All
I dont exist unless you cut me, but if you stab me I wont bleed. I hate no one yet am abhorred by all. What am I?
Hint:
Farting In An Apple Store
Hint:
Post Your Fart Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Fart Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call it when a flatulent cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? A dairy air escape!
2. Why did the gas plant always smell bad? Because it dealt in natural toot gas!
3. Why did the farting refrigerator have bad manners? Because it kept interrupting dinner with its methane announcements!
4. How do you know if a ghost has passed gas? By its odor-a!
5. What do you get when you mix lactose-intolerant milk with bean burritos? A projectile dairy air assault!
6. How did the farting skunk find love? By following its heart-a across the wind!
7. Why did the flatulent astronaut wear an air filter mask? To protect his fellow crewmates from his space gas!
8. Why was the farting comedian always in demand? Because he had the funniest gas around!
9. What do you call a farting vampire? A Trans-ylvania stench-a!
10. Why did the farting duck refuse to cross the road? Because it was afraid of its noxious quacks!
11. What do you call a farting rooster? A crop-dusting cock-a-doodle-doo!
12. Why did the farting teacher get sent to the principal's office? Because they refused to take blame for their stinky lesson plan!
13. What do you call a farting pirate? A booty-farting buccaneer!
14. Why did the farting ghost need to attend gaspo classes? Because he couldn't seem to control his ethereal emissions!
15. What do you call a farting Santa Claus? A jolly gas Saint Nick!
16. Why did the farting computer refuse to shut down? Because it was downloading an update for its farting app!
17. What do you call a farting snake? A reptilian poot-aconda!
18. Why did the farting mermaid get banished from the ocean? Because her underwater toots were causing a tidal wave of stench!
19. What do you call a farting superhero? The Wind Avenger!
20. Why did the farting drummer get kicked out of the band? Because his beats were too flatulent!
21. What do you call a farting ninja? Silent-but-deadly-shrouded-in-mystery gas!
22. Why did the farting magician always pull a rabbit out of his hat? To cover up his silent-but-deadly trickery!
23. What do you call a farting choir? A toot-harmony!
24. Why did the farting athlete get disqualified from the race? Because their gas-propelled propulsion was deemed unfair advantage!
25. What do you call a farting alien? An E.T.-quatic-extraterrestrial-odor!
26. Why did the farting bartender always serve gas on the rocks? Because it was the only way to appease his flatulent clientele!
27. What do you call a farting caveman? A whiff-stone resident!
28. Why did the farting chef's restaurant get shut down? Because their signature dish was a stinky flatbread!
29. What do you call a farting nurse? A bedside pooter!
30. Why did the farting wrestler always win with the Smell Slam? Because his toxic gas was an unfair advantage!
31. What do you call a farting zombie? A tootling undead!
32. Why did the farting astronaut get a side gig as a gas station attendant? Because they were an expert at fueling up!
33. What do you call a farting dinosaur? A thunder-lizard from the pre-flatulent era!
34. Why did the farting dentist always require his patients to wear gas masks? Because his potent breath could knock out an elephant!
35. What do you call a farting astronaut's pet? A gas-turtle!
36. Why did the farting politician always get re-elected? Because he'd blow away the competition with his promises to clean up the air!
37. What do you call a farting inventor? A gas-genius!
38. Why did the farting driver always roll down the windows? Because he feared getting pulled over for a toot and drive!
39. What do you call a farting cartoon character? A toon-tailwind!
40. Why did the farting scientist invent the air purifier? Because his experiments produced some toxic gas clouds!
41. What do you call a farting proctologist? A rear-admiral of gas!
42. Why did the farting artist's gallery never sell any work? Because his art stank!
43. What do you call a farting construction worker? A gaseous builder!
44. Why did the farting athlete always opt for the silent and deadly yoga pose? Because it allowed him to harness his inner wind power!
45. What do you call a farting comedian's set? A gas giggle-fest!
46. Why did the farting farmer always wear a mask? Because he was protecting his crop from his toxic fertilizer!
47. What do you call a farting monster? A gassy beast!
48. Why did the farting writer always keep his windows open? Because he never wanted to let a good toot go to waste!
49. What do you call a farting accountant? A bean-counting bean-tooter!
50. Why did the farting coach always win the game? Because his team's pressure was too much for the opposing side to handle!
1. What do you call it when a flatulent cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? A dairy air escape!
2. Why did the gas plant always smell bad? Because it dealt in natural toot gas!
3. Why did the farting refrigerator have bad manners? Because it kept interrupting dinner with its methane announcements!
4. How do you know if a ghost has passed gas? By its odor-a!
5. What do you get when you mix lactose-intolerant milk with bean burritos? A projectile dairy air assault!
6. How did the farting skunk find love? By following its heart-a across the wind!
7. Why did the flatulent astronaut wear an air filter mask? To protect his fellow crewmates from his space gas!
8. Why was the farting comedian always in demand? Because he had the funniest gas around!
9. What do you call a farting vampire? A Trans-ylvania stench-a!
10. Why did the farting duck refuse to cross the road? Because it was afraid of its noxious quacks!
11. What do you call a farting rooster? A crop-dusting cock-a-doodle-doo!
12. Why did the farting teacher get sent to the principal's office? Because they refused to take blame for their stinky lesson plan!
13. What do you call a farting pirate? A booty-farting buccaneer!
14. Why did the farting ghost need to attend gaspo classes? Because he couldn't seem to control his ethereal emissions!
15. What do you call a farting Santa Claus? A jolly gas Saint Nick!
16. Why did the farting computer refuse to shut down? Because it was downloading an update for its farting app!
17. What do you call a farting snake? A reptilian poot-aconda!
18. Why did the farting mermaid get banished from the ocean? Because her underwater toots were causing a tidal wave of stench!
19. What do you call a farting superhero? The Wind Avenger!
20. Why did the farting drummer get kicked out of the band? Because his beats were too flatulent!
21. What do you call a farting ninja? Silent-but-deadly-shrouded-in-mystery gas!
22. Why did the farting magician always pull a rabbit out of his hat? To cover up his silent-but-deadly trickery!
23. What do you call a farting choir? A toot-harmony!
24. Why did the farting athlete get disqualified from the race? Because their gas-propelled propulsion was deemed unfair advantage!
25. What do you call a farting alien? An E.T.-quatic-extraterrestrial-odor!
26. Why did the farting bartender always serve gas on the rocks? Because it was the only way to appease his flatulent clientele!
27. What do you call a farting caveman? A whiff-stone resident!
28. Why did the farting chef's restaurant get shut down? Because their signature dish was a stinky flatbread!
29. What do you call a farting nurse? A bedside pooter!
30. Why did the farting wrestler always win with the Smell Slam? Because his toxic gas was an unfair advantage!
31. What do you call a farting zombie? A tootling undead!
32. Why did the farting astronaut get a side gig as a gas station attendant? Because they were an expert at fueling up!
33. What do you call a farting dinosaur? A thunder-lizard from the pre-flatulent era!
34. Why did the farting dentist always require his patients to wear gas masks? Because his potent breath could knock out an elephant!
35. What do you call a farting astronaut's pet? A gas-turtle!
36. Why did the farting politician always get re-elected? Because he'd blow away the competition with his promises to clean up the air!
37. What do you call a farting inventor? A gas-genius!
38. Why did the farting driver always roll down the windows? Because he feared getting pulled over for a toot and drive!
39. What do you call a farting cartoon character? A toon-tailwind!
40. Why did the farting scientist invent the air purifier? Because his experiments produced some toxic gas clouds!
41. What do you call a farting proctologist? A rear-admiral of gas!
42. Why did the farting artist's gallery never sell any work? Because his art stank!
43. What do you call a farting construction worker? A gaseous builder!
44. Why did the farting athlete always opt for the silent and deadly yoga pose? Because it allowed him to harness his inner wind power!
45. What do you call a farting comedian's set? A gas giggle-fest!
46. Why did the farting farmer always wear a mask? Because he was protecting his crop from his toxic fertilizer!
47. What do you call a farting monster? A gassy beast!
48. Why did the farting writer always keep his windows open? Because he never wanted to let a good toot go to waste!
49. What do you call a farting accountant? A bean-counting bean-tooter!
50. Why did the farting coach always win the game? Because his team's pressure was too much for the opposing side to handle!