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I Am Not Alive But I Grow Riddle

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Fire
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Burning Bright Riddles

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Fireplace
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Warming Your Toes

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A fireplace
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Found Beneath A Chimney

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A fireplace
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Coming Down The Chimney

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The fireplace
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Stockings Hung Over Me

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A fireplace
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Logs That Are Aflame

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A fireplace
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Bigger When I Eat Riddle

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A fireplace
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Sock Singing Riddle

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Silent Night -- HOLEY Night
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By The Fireplace

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Stocking
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Post Your Fireplace Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Fireplace Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What does a fireplace say when it's feeling hot and bothered? "I'm fired up!"

2. Why did the fireplace go on a diet? Because it was getting ember-ressed!

3. What do you get when you cross a fireplace with a snowman? Frostbite!

4. Why did the ghost avoid the fireplace? It gave him the creeps!

5. What do you call a fireplace that's ready for a night out? Firefly!

6. How do you know a fireplace is sad? It's feeling blue!

7. What do you call a fireplace that's always sleepy? Logs-a-daisy!

8. Why did the fireplace break up with its girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!

9. What did the fireplace say when it won the lottery? "I'm flaming rich!"

10. Why did the fireplace need a band-aid? It had a burn-ing sensation!

11. Why is a fireplace always hungry? It's a fire eat-er!

12. What do you call a fireplace that isn't working? A cold shoulder!

13. Why did the fireplace cross the road? To get to the warm side!

14. What do you call a fireplace that's also a singer? A Fire-ton John!

15. Why do fireplaces make bad detectives? They're always too hot on the case!

16. What did one fireplace say to the other fireplace? "It's nice to have a chimney pal."

17. How do you make a fireplace laugh? Tell it a flue joke!

18. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling romantic? A fire-heart!

19. Why did the fireplace go to the doctor? It had a flue bug!

20. How do you know a fireplace is in a bad mood? It's throwing a hissy-fit!

21. What do you call a fireplace that's always on time? A fireside clock!

22. Why was the fireplace feeling lonely? It had a burning desire for company!

23. What do you call a fireplace that's also a philosopher? A fire think-er!

24. Why did the fireplace fall asleep on the job? It was burning the midnight oil!

25. What do you call a fireplace that's also a chef? A flambé station!

26. Why did the fireplace get a job as a tour guide? It knew all the hot spots in town!

27. What do you call a fireplace that's always reading scary stories? A fire-thriller!

28. Why did the fireplace move in with an icebox? They had great Arctic-tecture!

29. How do you know a fireplace is feeling shy? It's just a little ember-rassed!

30. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling old? A hearth of gold!

31. Why did the fireplace feel inadequate? It was just a little flame-troubled!

32. What do you call a fireplace that's also a bouncer? A fire-guard!

33. Why did the fireplace audition for a play? It had a flair for the dramatic!

34. What do you call a fireplace that's also a gardener? A fire-weeder!

35. Why was the fireplace always the life of the party? It never went out!

36. What do you call a fireplace that's always joking around? A fire-cracker!

37. Why did the fireplace join a gym? It wanted to feel the burn!

38. What do you call a fireplace that's also a poet? Flamespeare!

39. Why did the fireplace feel like a failure? It was kindling its doubts!

40. What do you call a fireplace that's always cooking? A fire-grill!

41. Why did the fireplace get a job as a weatherman? It always knew when it was hot and humid outside!

42. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling adventurous? A fire-explorer!

43. Why did the fireplace get a job singing at a nightclub? It had a smokin' voice!

44. What do you call a fireplace that's a bully? A flame-thrower!

45. Why did the fireplace move in with an air conditioner? They had great climate-tate!

46. What do you call a fireplace that's always philosophical? A fire-sophist!

47. Why did the fireplace get a job as a coffee maker? It loved heating things up!

48. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling envious? A fire-green!

49. Why did the fireplace join a marching band? It wanted to be a smoke show!

50. What do you call a fireplace that's always sappy? A fire-heart tree!
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