Post Your Fireplace Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Fireplace Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What does a fireplace say when it's feeling hot and bothered? "I'm fired up!"
2. Why did the fireplace go on a diet? Because it was getting ember-ressed!
3. What do you get when you cross a fireplace with a snowman? Frostbite!
4. Why did the ghost avoid the fireplace? It gave him the creeps!
5. What do you call a fireplace that's ready for a night out? Firefly!
6. How do you know a fireplace is sad? It's feeling blue!
7. What do you call a fireplace that's always sleepy? Logs-a-daisy!
8. Why did the fireplace break up with its girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!
9. What did the fireplace say when it won the lottery? "I'm flaming rich!"
10. Why did the fireplace need a band-aid? It had a burn-ing sensation!
11. Why is a fireplace always hungry? It's a fire eat-er!
12. What do you call a fireplace that isn't working? A cold shoulder!
13. Why did the fireplace cross the road? To get to the warm side!
14. What do you call a fireplace that's also a singer? A Fire-ton John!
15. Why do fireplaces make bad detectives? They're always too hot on the case!
16. What did one fireplace say to the other fireplace? "It's nice to have a chimney pal."
17. How do you make a fireplace laugh? Tell it a flue joke!
18. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling romantic? A fire-heart!
19. Why did the fireplace go to the doctor? It had a flue bug!
20. How do you know a fireplace is in a bad mood? It's throwing a hissy-fit!
21. What do you call a fireplace that's always on time? A fireside clock!
22. Why was the fireplace feeling lonely? It had a burning desire for company!
23. What do you call a fireplace that's also a philosopher? A fire think-er!
24. Why did the fireplace fall asleep on the job? It was burning the midnight oil!
25. What do you call a fireplace that's also a chef? A flambé station!
26. Why did the fireplace get a job as a tour guide? It knew all the hot spots in town!
27. What do you call a fireplace that's always reading scary stories? A fire-thriller!
28. Why did the fireplace move in with an icebox? They had great Arctic-tecture!
29. How do you know a fireplace is feeling shy? It's just a little ember-rassed!
30. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling old? A hearth of gold!
31. Why did the fireplace feel inadequate? It was just a little flame-troubled!
32. What do you call a fireplace that's also a bouncer? A fire-guard!
33. Why did the fireplace audition for a play? It had a flair for the dramatic!
34. What do you call a fireplace that's also a gardener? A fire-weeder!
35. Why was the fireplace always the life of the party? It never went out!
36. What do you call a fireplace that's always joking around? A fire-cracker!
37. Why did the fireplace join a gym? It wanted to feel the burn!
38. What do you call a fireplace that's also a poet? Flamespeare!
39. Why did the fireplace feel like a failure? It was kindling its doubts!
40. What do you call a fireplace that's always cooking? A fire-grill!
41. Why did the fireplace get a job as a weatherman? It always knew when it was hot and humid outside!
42. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling adventurous? A fire-explorer!
43. Why did the fireplace get a job singing at a nightclub? It had a smokin' voice!
44. What do you call a fireplace that's a bully? A flame-thrower!
45. Why did the fireplace move in with an air conditioner? They had great climate-tate!
46. What do you call a fireplace that's always philosophical? A fire-sophist!
47. Why did the fireplace get a job as a coffee maker? It loved heating things up!
48. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling envious? A fire-green!
49. Why did the fireplace join a marching band? It wanted to be a smoke show!
50. What do you call a fireplace that's always sappy? A fire-heart tree!
1. What does a fireplace say when it's feeling hot and bothered? "I'm fired up!"
2. Why did the fireplace go on a diet? Because it was getting ember-ressed!
3. What do you get when you cross a fireplace with a snowman? Frostbite!
4. Why did the ghost avoid the fireplace? It gave him the creeps!
5. What do you call a fireplace that's ready for a night out? Firefly!
6. How do you know a fireplace is sad? It's feeling blue!
7. What do you call a fireplace that's always sleepy? Logs-a-daisy!
8. Why did the fireplace break up with its girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!
9. What did the fireplace say when it won the lottery? "I'm flaming rich!"
10. Why did the fireplace need a band-aid? It had a burn-ing sensation!
11. Why is a fireplace always hungry? It's a fire eat-er!
12. What do you call a fireplace that isn't working? A cold shoulder!
13. Why did the fireplace cross the road? To get to the warm side!
14. What do you call a fireplace that's also a singer? A Fire-ton John!
15. Why do fireplaces make bad detectives? They're always too hot on the case!
16. What did one fireplace say to the other fireplace? "It's nice to have a chimney pal."
17. How do you make a fireplace laugh? Tell it a flue joke!
18. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling romantic? A fire-heart!
19. Why did the fireplace go to the doctor? It had a flue bug!
20. How do you know a fireplace is in a bad mood? It's throwing a hissy-fit!
21. What do you call a fireplace that's always on time? A fireside clock!
22. Why was the fireplace feeling lonely? It had a burning desire for company!
23. What do you call a fireplace that's also a philosopher? A fire think-er!
24. Why did the fireplace fall asleep on the job? It was burning the midnight oil!
25. What do you call a fireplace that's also a chef? A flambé station!
26. Why did the fireplace get a job as a tour guide? It knew all the hot spots in town!
27. What do you call a fireplace that's always reading scary stories? A fire-thriller!
28. Why did the fireplace move in with an icebox? They had great Arctic-tecture!
29. How do you know a fireplace is feeling shy? It's just a little ember-rassed!
30. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling old? A hearth of gold!
31. Why did the fireplace feel inadequate? It was just a little flame-troubled!
32. What do you call a fireplace that's also a bouncer? A fire-guard!
33. Why did the fireplace audition for a play? It had a flair for the dramatic!
34. What do you call a fireplace that's also a gardener? A fire-weeder!
35. Why was the fireplace always the life of the party? It never went out!
36. What do you call a fireplace that's always joking around? A fire-cracker!
37. Why did the fireplace join a gym? It wanted to feel the burn!
38. What do you call a fireplace that's also a poet? Flamespeare!
39. Why did the fireplace feel like a failure? It was kindling its doubts!
40. What do you call a fireplace that's always cooking? A fire-grill!
41. Why did the fireplace get a job as a weatherman? It always knew when it was hot and humid outside!
42. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling adventurous? A fire-explorer!
43. Why did the fireplace get a job singing at a nightclub? It had a smokin' voice!
44. What do you call a fireplace that's a bully? A flame-thrower!
45. Why did the fireplace move in with an air conditioner? They had great climate-tate!
46. What do you call a fireplace that's always philosophical? A fire-sophist!
47. Why did the fireplace get a job as a coffee maker? It loved heating things up!
48. What do you call a fireplace that's feeling envious? A fire-green!
49. Why did the fireplace join a marching band? It wanted to be a smoke show!
50. What do you call a fireplace that's always sappy? A fire-heart tree!