FOOD RIDDLES

Two mother's and two daughters went out to eat. They each had one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten. How is this possible?

Where do pretzels go on vacation?

What table can we eat?

What did the grouchy baker make?

Why did the cranberries turn red?

Clean, but not water,
White, but not snow,
Sweet, but not ice-cream,

What is it?

What did one poppy seed say to the other?

Boil meat and veggies and I taste just right
If you're not feeling well I can ease your appetite

What do you get when you cross 3 songs with 12 hot fudge sundaes?

What did the waitress mean when she yelled to the cook 1 1?

A box of Diamonds that Most love to eat. What Am I ?

What do Italian's eat on Friday the 13th?

What's Jason Voorhees favorite bean?

What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy?

Im a liquid but Im not water
Im sticky but Im not glue
Im sweet but Im not melted chocolate
Im found in a comb but Im not hair
Im created by an insect but Im not a web

What am I?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Food Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!