Post Your Food Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Food Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.
5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.
6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.
9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.
10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.
5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.
6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.
9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.
10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!