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Cowboy Rides Into Town On Friday

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The horse's name is Friday
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1. Why did the coffee cup feel down on Friday? Because it was a weak end.

2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself on Friday? Because it was two tired.

3. Why did the tomato turn red with embarrassment on Friday? Because it saw the salad dressing.

4. Why did the math book look so sad on Friday? Because it had too many problems.

5. Why couldn't the bank keep a secret on Friday? Because it had too many tellers.

6. Why did the drummer bring sticks to the office on Friday? Because he was going to drum up some business.

7. Why did the golf course look so beautiful on Friday? Because it was in the green.

8. Why did the cat go to class on Friday? Because he wanted to learn how to purr-fect his meow-etry.

9. Why did the owl feel so stressed on Friday? Because it had to stay up owl night to finish its work.

10. Why did the duck ask for a loan on Friday? Because it was in quack of funds.

11. Why did the banana go to the doctor on Friday? Because it was feeling peel.

12. Why did the ice cream truck driver feel down on Friday? Because he couldn't get a sundae off.

13. Why did the flower hate Friday? Because it was a rose that had thorns.

14. Why did the chef get fired on Friday? Because he couldn't take the heat in the kitchen.

15. Why did the avocado feel so happy on Friday? Because it finally guac the weekend.

16. Why did the squirrel get a speeding ticket on Friday? Because he was nutty behind the wheel.

17. Why did the bee feel so happy on Friday? Because it was buzzing with excitement for the weekend.

18. Why did the donut go to the gym on Friday? To get its sugar rush on.

19. Why did the elephant feel so tired on Friday? Because it had a big trunk to carry around all week.

20. Why did the dolphin get an A in class on Friday? Because it had killer grades.

21. Why did the teacher feel like a king on Friday? Because she ruled the classroom all week.

22. Why did the earthworm feel so down on Friday? Because it had heard it was going to rain all weekend.

23. Why did the giraffe get lost on Friday? Because it had its head in the clouds.

24. Why did the potato feel so luck on Friday? Because it won the mash potatoes competition.

25. Why did the cat feel like a superstar on Friday? Because it purred like a pop star.

26. Why did the cactus feel depressed on Friday? Because it was stuck in its pot all week.

27. Why did the roller coaster feel so sick on Friday? Because it had too many loops to go through.

28. Why did the elephant feel so lazy on Friday? Because it had too much trunks to carry.

29. Why did the bat feel so happy on Friday? Because it hung up its work for the weekend.

30. Why did the computer feel so popular on Friday? Because it had a lot of clicks.

31. Why did the chicken feel so relieved on Friday? Because it finally crossed the road.

32. Why did the bus driver feel so rushed on Friday? Because he had to make all the stops.

33. Why did the pirate feel so excited on Friday? Because he saw the treasure map for the weekend.

34. Why did the butterfly feel so beautiful on Friday? Because it had Friday wings.

35. Why did the flamingo feel so fashionable on Friday? Because it rocked its pink feathers.

36. Why did the snake feel so clever on Friday? Because it had charmed the whole week.

37. Why did the saxophonist feel so jazzed on Friday? Because he had to improvise.

38. Why did the raccoon feel so sneaky on Friday? Because it had to rummage around all week.

39. Why did the owl feel so wise on Friday? Because it had learned so much in class.

40. Why did the chicken feel so nervous on Friday? Because it heard about the Friday the 13th movie.

41. Why did the painter feel so creative on Friday? Because he had painted all week long.

42. Why did the fireman feel so heroic on Friday? Because he saved the day all week long.

43. Why did the baker feel so good on Friday? Because he had baked all week.

44. Why did the dog feel so faithful on Friday? Because it never left its owner's side all week.

45. Why did the football team feel so pumped on Friday? Because it huddled all week to strategize.

46. Why did the balloon feel so cheerful on Friday? Because it was ready to party all weekend.

47. Why did the robot feel so futuristic on Friday? Because it was ahead of its time all week.

48. Why did the astronaut feel so adventurous on Friday? Because it had explored all week long.

49. Why did the elephant feel so big on Friday? Because it had trumped over all its problems all week.

50. Why did the bee feel so busy on Friday? Because it had worked hard to gather pollen all week.
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