FRUIT RIDDLES

Why was the lemon sad?

Morgan was making apricot jam. She put all the apricots in the pot and stirred them up. Then she remembered she had to add 1 ounce of lemon juice for every two apricots! How did she figure out how much lemon juice to put?

What Am I?
Im yellow but Im not a rubber duck
I have seeds but Im not a sunflower
Im oval but Im not an egg
Im sour but Im not a piece of candy
Im a fruit but Im not a banana

This riddle is about a fruit
It might be one that makes you think
Its said that when life gives you these
You should make something you can drink

This is a type of fruit
Whose shape is an oval
Its color is yellow
And it is fairly small
What type of fruit is it?

I am a type of citrus fruit
Although I am not an orange
I am not a melon either
But melon you should rearrange
What am I?

A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didnt the lemon?

This is a fruit that contains some water
And can provide milk and oil for cooking
If you ever want to see one growing
On a palm tree's where you should be looking

A little pool with two layers of wall around it.
One white and soft and the other dark and hard,
amidst a light brown grassy lawn
with an outline of a green grass.
What am I?

This is a type of small fruit
Which is smaller than your hand
Fuzzy outside, green inside
Often comes from New Zealand

What do you call the fruits of anger?

What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with c, ends in t, and theres a u and an n between them.

What is the fruitiest subject at school?

What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?

What did Dorothy say when she walked into a dark fruit orchard?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Fruit Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.



2. What did the grape say to the kiwi? "You make my heart go fuzzy."



3. How does one make a fruit salad laugh? Tell it a grape joke!



4. Why did the orange quit the band? Because it refused to be a mere segment.



5. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a watermelon do? Keep the dentist at bay!



6. Why did the strawberry always wear a tiny coat? Because it was a little jammy.



7. What did the peach say when its partner proposed? "You're the zest thing that's ever happened to me."



8. How many tickles does it take to make an avocado laugh? Ten-tickles.



9. What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a cactus? A fruit salad that's a little prickly.



10. Why did the fig get a job as a detective? Because it was great at fig-uring things out.



11. Why did the apple go to the gym? To get a core workout.



12. Why did the grape refuse to run for office? Because it didn't want to be in a raisin.



13. What's a fruit's favorite pet? A mango-retriever.



14. What did the strawberry say after going on vacation? "It's berry nice to be back home!"



15. How do you make a melon shake? Just add a little water-melon.



16. What did the apple say to the orange when they got lost in the forest? "Please a-peel to me for help."



17. What do you call a grape that sings? A grape-erazzi.



18. Why did the cherry break up with its partner? Because it was tired of being pi(t)ted against other fruits.



19. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.



20. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.



21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



22. Why did the kiwi hang out with the banana? Because it was feeling a-peeling.



23. Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.



24. Why did the avocado go to the movies alone? Because it wanted to be pit-iful.



25. What kind of fruit likes to play jokes? Prank-pears!



26. Why did the orange make such a great teacher? Because it had a lot of zest for life.



27. How do you make a lemon laugh? Just squeeze it a little.



28. What do you call a group of melons that perform together? A cantaloupe.



29. Why did the pear become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of humor(ous).



30. Why did the fruit go to the party? To get a little grape-ful.



31. What do you call a raspberry playing the guitar? A jammin' berry.



32. Why did the strawberry fail its driver's test? Because it always ran red lights.



33. Why did the orange get a job as a chef? Because it loved to zest things up!



34. How does a banana answer the telephone? "Yellow?"



35. What do you call a group of fruits that tell scary stories? Horrific.



36. Why did the watermelon run away from home? Because it was going through a rind.



37. How do mangoes celebrate their victories? With a mango-toast.



38. Why did the lime feel sad? Because nobody would give it a fresh squeeze.



39. What kind of fruit likes to write poetry? Rhymeberry!



40. Why did the grape go to the concert? To see his favorite grape band play.



41. What do you call a fruit with a criminal record? A bad apple.



42. Why did the peach refuse to fight back? Because it believed in the power of peachful resistance.



43. Why did the grape run away from the supermarket? Because it heard the raisins were picking on it.



44. What do you call a watermelon that's been cut into small pieces? A melon-choly.



45. How do you know if a fruit is a good listener? It has great pear-enting skills.



46. Why don't fruits ride roller coasters? Because they don't want to turn into mush.



47. What did the mango say to the cashew? "Let's make a nutty duo!"



48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.



49. How do you make a berry shake? Just add a little berry good music.



50. What did the banana say to the avocado? "You're the guac to my roll."