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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Ghost Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a ghost who's terrible at telling jokes? A boo-merang!
2. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For some boo-ze!
3. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin' goblin!
4. Why did the ghost take up painting? To improve her boo-tique!
5. How do ghosts keep their floors clean? With a boo-mop!
6. Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She was too clingy!
7. What do you call a friendly ghost? A pleasant poltergeist!
8. What's a ghost's favorite social network? BOOgle!
9. Why don't ghosts ride roller coasters? They don't have stomachs for it!
10. Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his boody!
11. What do you call a ghost who's bad at math? A scare-thematician!
12. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? She was feeling a little transparent.
13. What do you call a ghost who's bad at lying? A transparent-ly honest ghost!
14. Why did the ghost go on a diet? To lose some ecto-pounds!
15. What do you call a ghost who exercises? A fitness phantasm!
16. Why did the ghost ride the elevator? It was the up-and-boo button!
17. How do you know when a ghost is lying? His pants are always boo-geing!
18. Why did the ghost refuse to leave the haunted house? He was too attached to it!
19. What do you call a ghost who's always happy? A booptimist!
20. Why did the ghost go on a date with a mummy? He wanted to unwind!
21. How do ghosts communicate with each other? They use tele-boo-thy!
22. Why did the ghost buy a treadmill? To keep his heart-rate BOOging!
23. What do you call a ghost who's a troublemaker? A specter-cle!
24. Why did the ghost take up debating? To improve his boo-tiful arguments!
25. What do you call a ghost who's always hungry? A ravenous revenant!
26. Why did the ghost run for office? To scare up some votes!
27. What do you call a ghost who's always grumpy? A spookster!
28. Why did the ghost go to the antique store? To look for some boo-tique furniture!
29. What do you call a ghost with a cold? A Kleen-ghost!
30. Why did the ghost take up yoga? To improve her boo-dy and soul!
31. What do you call a ghost who's a music lover? A phantom of the opera!
32. Why don't ghosts like going to the beach? They don't like the sand-witch!
33. What do you call a ghost who's always forgetful? A haunt and forget-it!
34. Why did the ghost open a bakery? To make some boo-tiful pastries!
35. What do you call a ghost with an annoying voice? A whine-specter!
36. Why did the ghost take up knitting? To make some boo-terful sweaters!
37. What do you call a ghost who's obsessed with exercise? A cardio phantom!
38. Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She was too materialistic!
39. What do you call a ghost who's always misbehaving? A haunt-a-lum!
40. Why did the ghost become a magician? To pull off some amazing boo-tricks!
41. What do you call a ghost who's always sleepy? A yawn-ted specter!
42. Why did the ghost go to the casino? To play some ghost-roulette!
43. What do you call a ghost who's always cold? An icy specter!
44. Why did the ghost become a receptionist? To greet guests with a ghoul smile!
45. What do you call a ghost who's always thirsty? A specter-cola enthusiast!
46. Why did the ghost become a pilot? To fly through the boo-ning sky!
47. What do you call a ghost who's always late? A ghost-behind-schedule!
48. Why did the ghost become a teacher? To guide students with a booolish mind!
49. What do you call a ghost who's always trying to be trendy? A cool-gust spook!
50. Why did the ghost go into the film industry? To make boo-tiful movies!
1. What do you call a ghost who's terrible at telling jokes? A boo-merang!
2. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For some boo-ze!
3. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin' goblin!
4. Why did the ghost take up painting? To improve her boo-tique!
5. How do ghosts keep their floors clean? With a boo-mop!
6. Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She was too clingy!
7. What do you call a friendly ghost? A pleasant poltergeist!
8. What's a ghost's favorite social network? BOOgle!
9. Why don't ghosts ride roller coasters? They don't have stomachs for it!
10. Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his boody!
11. What do you call a ghost who's bad at math? A scare-thematician!
12. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? She was feeling a little transparent.
13. What do you call a ghost who's bad at lying? A transparent-ly honest ghost!
14. Why did the ghost go on a diet? To lose some ecto-pounds!
15. What do you call a ghost who exercises? A fitness phantasm!
16. Why did the ghost ride the elevator? It was the up-and-boo button!
17. How do you know when a ghost is lying? His pants are always boo-geing!
18. Why did the ghost refuse to leave the haunted house? He was too attached to it!
19. What do you call a ghost who's always happy? A booptimist!
20. Why did the ghost go on a date with a mummy? He wanted to unwind!
21. How do ghosts communicate with each other? They use tele-boo-thy!
22. Why did the ghost buy a treadmill? To keep his heart-rate BOOging!
23. What do you call a ghost who's a troublemaker? A specter-cle!
24. Why did the ghost take up debating? To improve his boo-tiful arguments!
25. What do you call a ghost who's always hungry? A ravenous revenant!
26. Why did the ghost run for office? To scare up some votes!
27. What do you call a ghost who's always grumpy? A spookster!
28. Why did the ghost go to the antique store? To look for some boo-tique furniture!
29. What do you call a ghost with a cold? A Kleen-ghost!
30. Why did the ghost take up yoga? To improve her boo-dy and soul!
31. What do you call a ghost who's a music lover? A phantom of the opera!
32. Why don't ghosts like going to the beach? They don't like the sand-witch!
33. What do you call a ghost who's always forgetful? A haunt and forget-it!
34. Why did the ghost open a bakery? To make some boo-tiful pastries!
35. What do you call a ghost with an annoying voice? A whine-specter!
36. Why did the ghost take up knitting? To make some boo-terful sweaters!
37. What do you call a ghost who's obsessed with exercise? A cardio phantom!
38. Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She was too materialistic!
39. What do you call a ghost who's always misbehaving? A haunt-a-lum!
40. Why did the ghost become a magician? To pull off some amazing boo-tricks!
41. What do you call a ghost who's always sleepy? A yawn-ted specter!
42. Why did the ghost go to the casino? To play some ghost-roulette!
43. What do you call a ghost who's always cold? An icy specter!
44. Why did the ghost become a receptionist? To greet guests with a ghoul smile!
45. What do you call a ghost who's always thirsty? A specter-cola enthusiast!
46. Why did the ghost become a pilot? To fly through the boo-ning sky!
47. What do you call a ghost who's always late? A ghost-behind-schedule!
48. Why did the ghost become a teacher? To guide students with a booolish mind!
49. What do you call a ghost who's always trying to be trendy? A cool-gust spook!
50. Why did the ghost go into the film industry? To make boo-tiful movies!