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1. What do you call a shy giraffe? A recluse neck-tionist.



2. Why did the giraffe wear a turtle neck? He wanted to seem more am-neck-able.



3. How do you know a giraffe is feeling ill? When it has a sore throat.



4. Why did the giraffe win the game? Because he was the tallest player on the field.



5. What is the top fashion item for giraffes? The scarf-neck tie.



6. How do you make a giraffe go to bed? You tell him it's time to hit the hay.



7. How does a giraffe like his coffee? Long and tall with extra cream.



8. Why did the giraffe cross the road? To get to the high road.



9. What do you call a giraffe who loves to dance? A giraffic jam maker.



10. What do you call a giraffe with a degree? A neck-ademic.



11. Why don't giraffes make good detectives? They stick their necks into everything.



12. How do you scare a giraffe? Sneak up on it and yell, "BOO!".



13. What do you say to a giraffe who's feeling down in the dumps? "Chin up! You're still the tallest."



14. Why did the giraffe get a job as a comedian? Because he always had his head in the clouds.



15. What do you call a giraffe who is always on the move? A restless neck-splorer.



16. How does a giraffe introduce his friends? By saying, "These are my long-necked compadres."



17. Why did the giraffe go to the eye doctor? He had trouble seeing eye to eye with other animals.



18. What do you call a group of giraffes playing Monopoly? The Tallstreet Boys.



19. How do giraffes stay cool in the summer? By sticking their necks in the freezer.



20. Why is a giraffe's neck always so rickety? Because it's always on the up-and-up.



21. What is the giraffe's favorite video game? Neck-tendo.



22. What do you say to a giraffe who has a cold? "You look a little ungain-ly today."



23. Why did the giraffe become a farmer? He wanted to know what it felt like to have a long crop.



24. How does a giraffe get out of a speeding ticket? He says he was on the hoof.



25. What do you call a giraffe who is always late? A procrastina-neck-or.



26. Why did the giraffe become a magician? He wanted to know how to make things appear in thin air.



27. How do you make a giraffe feel better when he's sick? By giving him a high-five (or high-neck)!



28. What do you call a giraffe that likes to play hide-and-seek? A neckhide-and-seek champion.



29. How do you know when a giraffe is lying? When his neck is longer than usual.



30. What do you call a giraffe who is easily distracted? A necklance.



31. How do you describe a giraffe's love life? Tall and stable.



32. Why did the giraffe go to church? To have his long sins forgiven.



33. How did the giraffe get to be so popular? He always sticks his neck out for his friends.



34. What do you say when a giraffe gets luckier than everyone else? "Wow, you sure have a lot of neck for that!"



35. Why did the giraffe get a job at the bank? Because he wanted to make some high-interest deposits.



36. What do you call a giraffe that has a short neck? A na-neck-o.



37. How do giraffes talk to each other on the phone? They give each other a long-distance call.



38. Why don't giraffes play soccer? They're always offsides.



39. What do you call a giraffe that can play the guitar? A fender-neck-telecaster player.



40. How do you make a giraffe laugh? You tell him a tall tale.



41. Why did the giraffe go to the hair salon? He wanted a better mane-tainance.



42. What do you call a giraffe who loves to sing? A giraffetastic performer.



43. How do giraffes get rid of pesky bugs on their necks? They give them a good scrub.



44. Why did the giraffe get a job at the clothing store? Because he knows how to reach the high shelves.



45. What do you call a giraffe who is always in a rush? A neck-quickened.



46. How do you recognize a giraffe in a crowded room? He's always at the top of the crowd.



47. Why did the giraffe get a job at the airport? To guide the planes on the tarmac.



48. How do you make a giraffe feel special? By taking him out to a fancy diner-y neckt.



49. What do you call a giraffe who teaches at a university? A professor of long-evity.



50. Why did the giraffe become a politician? He wanted to be the head of the neck government.
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